[00:09.53]But first let me take a selfie
[00:13.24]When Jason was at the table
[00:15.93]I kept on seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl
[00:21.11]Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
[00:27.45]Because he was totally texting me all night last night
[00:31.71]And I don't know if it's a booty call
[00:36.06]Like what do you think?
[00:38.46]Do you think that girl was pretty?
[00:43.22]It's not even summer, so why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime Sadness?
[00:51.43]Can we go smoke a cigarette?
[00:53.12]I really need one
[00:55.44]But first
[00:56.73]Let me take a selfie
[01:04.02]Let me take a selfie
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[01:12.73]Can you guys help me pick a filter?
[01:15.25]I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia
[01:22.56]What should my caption be?
[01:24.51]I want it to be something clever
[01:27.41]How about "Livin' with my bitches, Hashtag LIVE"
[01:31.16]It only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
[01:35.16]Should take it down down
[01:39.80]But first let me take another selfie
[01:48.63]Let me take another selfie
[01:53.04]Selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie
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[02:02.50]Oh my god, Jason just texted me
[02:09.83]I guess I took a good selfie