| Song | When You Walk Through The Bronx |
| Artist | Allan Sherman |
| Album | There Is Nothing Like A Lox /The Lost Song Parodies Of Allan Sherman |
| When you walk through the Bronx | |
| Hold your head up high | |
| And look for a sign, "Fordham Road" | |
| Soon you'll come to a store that sells pizza pie | |
| Then you'll know that you're near my abode. | |
| Turn right, walk two blocks | |
| Turn left, cross the street | |
| And no matter where you roam | |
| Walk on | |
| Walk on | |
| Walk on through the Bronx | |
| 'Cause you'll find I won't be home. | |
| Tonight I won't be home. |