Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are.
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are.
And when your hand is on your heart,
Youre nearly a good laugh,
Almost a joker,
With your head down in the pig bin,
Saying "Keep on digging."
Pig stain on your fat chin.
What do you hope to find.
When youre down in the pig mine.
Youre nearly a laugh,
But youre really a cry.

Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are.
You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are.
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
Youre nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin.
You like the feel of steel,
Youre hot stuff with a hatpin,
And good fun with a hand gun.
Youre nearly a laugh,
Youre nearly a laugh
But youre really a cry.

Hey you, Whitehouse, Ha ha charade you are.
You house proud town mouse, Ha ha charade you are
Youre trying to keep our feelings off the street.
Youre nearly a real treat,
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
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You gotta stem the evil tide,
And keep it all on the inside.
Mary youre nearly a treat,
Mary youre nearly a treat
But youre really a cry