| [00:03.80] |
I just saw Kathy naked. |
| [00:06.33] |
It was like torture. |
| [00:08.77] |
If we go to war and you' re captured, you' re in for a surprise. |
| [00:13.64] |
It keeps getting worse. |
| [00:15.51] |
It bad enough that I' m in love with my roommate' s girlfriend. |
| [00:19.05] |
Every time we' re in the same room, there' s weird energy between us. |
| [00:24.15] |
Call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. |
| [00:27.16] |
And now I have seen her naked. |
| [00:31.13] |
At least with her clothes on... |
| [00:33.50] |
... I could imagine her body was covered in boils. |
| [00:38.70] |
But there are no boils. She' s smooth. |
| [00:42.64] |
Smooth! |
| [00:48.31] |
Could everyone see up his robe? Oh, my God! |
| [00:53.18] |
The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line |
| [01:40.86] |
Here you go. I' ll call you. |
| [01:42.90] |
Great! |
| [01:45.80] |
Hey, hey. Who was that? |
| [01:47.90] |
Casey. We' re going out tonight. |
| [01:50.34] |
Going out? Wow! |
| [01:55.78] |
It didn' t work out with Kathy? Bummer. |
| [01:58.68] |
No, things are fine. |
| [02:00.25] |
I' m having a late meal with her after an early one with Casey. |
| [02:05.25] |
What? Yeah. |
| [02:06.39] |
The craziest thing is, I just ate a whole pizza myself. |
| [02:12.26] |
You' re going out with Kathy! |
| [02:14.40] |
Yeah. Why are you upset? |
| [02:16.36] |
Well, I' m upset... |
| [02:18.10] |
... for you. |
| [02:20.70] |
Sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be unfulfilling. |
| [02:26.94] |
What' s the big deal? It' s not like we' re exclusive. |
| [02:30.78] |
Look, Joey. |
| [02:32.81] |
Kathy' s clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. |
| [02:36.05] |
But, Casey.... |
| [02:37.45] |
Granted, I just saw the back of her head. |
| [02:40.82] |
But I got this sense that she' s smart and funny... |
| [02:44.39] |
... and gets you. |
| [02:48.13] |
You got all that from the back of her head? |
| [02:50.67] |
I think it' s time for you to settle down. |
| [02:52.93] |
Make a choice. Pick a lane. |
| [02:55.27] |
Who' s Elaine? |
| [03:01.18] |
Little Tony Tarzan |
| [03:03.01] |
Swinging on a nose hair Swinging with the greatest of ease |
| [03:10.52] |
I don' t know the next verse. |
| [03:13.39] |
You could just go: |
| [03:15.49] |
Greatest of ease " |
| [03:18.39] |
Then go right into it. |
| [03:20.90] |
I like that. |
| [03:23.50] |
How do you know about...? |
| [03:26.73] |
You know, I used to play. |
| [03:29.40] |
That' s right. The keyboards? |
| [03:32.64] |
A little in high school. I got into it in college. |
| [03:36.58] |
That' s when I really found my sound. |
| [03:42.02] |
Orange juice just came out of my nose, but it was worth it. |
| [03:48.22] |
Oh, my God! |
| [03:49.92] |
I completely forgot about your sound. |
| [03:53.60] |
He' d lock himself in the basement for hours. |
| [03:56.03] |
No one was ever allowed to hear the sound. |
| [04:00.24] |
I want to hear the sound. |
| [04:03.34] |
No, I mean, I haven' t played in so long. |
| [04:08.44] |
Well, it' s really personal stuff. |
| [04:11.11] |
Play that funky music, white boy. |
| [04:15.12] |
Yeah, come on. No, you guys. |
| [04:17.59] |
My keyboards are all the way Yeah, okay. |
| [04:24.63] |
Who wants to get dinner later? I wanna try that new ltalian restaurant. |
| [04:27.86] |
Supposed to be really good. Saw a lot of Chinese people eating in there. |
| [04:32.70] |
What are you talking about? |
| [04:34.24] |
You said some restaurant must be good because Chinese people were eating there. |
| [04:39.24] |
That' s because it was a Chinese restaurant. |
| [04:44.01] |
I still wanna go. Who wants to come? |
| [04:46.01] |
Oh, I can' t. I got two dinner dates tonight, so I gotta get ready. |
| [04:51.45] |
All right, girls' night out. |
| [04:53.39] |
Sorry, but we have to prep that catering thing for tomorrow. |
| [04:56.49] |
Oh, that' s right. |
| [04:58.99] |
I wish I could eat in restaurants alone. |
| [05:01.53] |
You should try it. It' s a really good thing to do. |
| [05:04.17] |
I just think I' d feel really selfconscious. Like I was on display or something. |
| [05:09.34] |
I was on display once. Nothing like eating alone. |
| [05:22.12] |
I just had a great time with myself. |
| [05:27.92] |
Well, this could be a good story. |
| [05:31.43] |
At dinner. It was so liberating. |
| [05:34.23] |
You know, I don' t need people to have fun. I' m fun. I' m a fun girl. |
| [05:38.87] |
Are you a naughty girl? |
| [05:44.34] |
No, just fun. Fun. Good. Fun. |
| [05:47.14] |
See, I told you you' d have fun. I know. |
| [05:49.28] |
Although I must say that I totally judge any woman I see eating alone. |
| [05:52.65] |
Why? What' s wrong with a woman eating alone? |
| [05:55.25] |
Well, obviously something. She' s eating alone. |
| [05:59.32] |
Okay, guys. |
| [06:00.49] |
All right! Bring it on, you! |
| [06:06.76] |
Here we go. |
| [06:14.20] |
You know, I' ve never played my stuff for anyone before. |
| [06:19.24] |
So it' s important that you understand... |
| [06:21.91] |
... it' s about communicating... |
| [06:24.88] |
... very private emotions. |
| [06:34.79] |
You know.... |
| [06:36.06] |
You should think of my work... |
| [06:40.23] |
... as wordless sound poems. |
| [06:49.17] |
That' s what Oh, my God, play. |
| [07:26.21] |
Well, you know, that was... |
| [07:30.21] |
... terrific! |
| [07:33.01] |
Really... |
| [07:35.02] |
... bitchen. |
| [07:38.52] |
Wow! It was so wow! |
| [07:42.19] |
Really? |
| [07:43.96] |
Yeah! I mean, you should play in public. |
| [07:49.43] |
Wow, thanks, you guys. That' s |
| [07:52.20] |
I want to play you another piece. |
| [07:56.84] |
I left my helicopter sounds on another disk. I' ll be right back, okay? |
| [08:03.31] |
This is so nice. I mean, I am so.... |
| [08:11.22] |
God bless my dad for soundproofing the basement. |
| [08:16.16] |
I can' t believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers. |
| [08:21.30] |
What are you guys talking about? I loved it! |
| [08:25.07] |
It was so moving. |
| [08:27.13] |
It' s so different from the stuff you usually hear. |
| [08:30.91] |
You mean, music? |
| [08:37.91] |
I know what you think. |
| [08:39.48] |
Yes, yes, your breasts are just as firm and juicy. |
| [08:45.55] |
Come in. |
| [08:49.39] |
Oh, God! Is that Baywatch? |
| [08:51.76] |
Yes, but I just watch it for the articles. |
| [08:56.16] |
So is Joey around? No, he' s not back yet. |
| [08:59.93] |
Come in, have a seat. Bow or stern? |
| [09:02.40] |
I don' t have a preference. You? |
| [09:04.81] |
I like it in the stern. |
| [09:09.54] |
Of the boat. |
| [09:14.38] |
It' s me. Casey and l had a little car trouble. |
| [09:18.35] |
What happened? We broke down. |
| [09:20.35] |
I have to get transmission fluid. |
| [09:22.72] |
Tell Kathy that I' m sorry and I' ll be there soon. |
| [09:26.66] |
Why can' t you tell her? I think my time is about to |
| [09:31.73] |
|
| [09:33.33] |
|
| [09:37.14] |
I thought your time ran out. |
| [09:38.67] |
Me too, but I guess I do have |
| [09:43.84] |
Joey' s running a little late, and he says he' s sorry. |
| [09:48.05] |
I guess it' s just you and me, then. |
| [09:52.09] |
Okay. Yeah, I think it is. |
| [09:58.09] |
So, what' d you do today? |
| [10:00.26] |
I had an appointment to cut my hair. |
| [10:02.06] |
Looks great! And then it got canceled. |
| [10:06.73] |
I could cut it. Really? Do you do that? |
| [10:09.64] |
Yeah, I learned at my aunt' s doggrooming shop. What do you say? |
| [10:14.71] |
Dog grooming? |
| [10:16.91] |
Don' t make my tail too poofy. |
| [10:25.05] |
You have really great hair. |
| [10:27.76] |
Oh, thanks. I grow it myself. |
| [10:36.16] |
You know who also has great hair is Joey. |
| [10:38.27] |
Yes, Joey has great hair. |
| [10:40.50] |
I' m basically done here. Let me get this hair off your neck. |
| [10:58.69] |
What are you doing? |
| [11:01.02] |
Checking to see if it' s even. |
| [11:07.53] |
Looks good. |
| [11:11.87] |
The phone! The phone' s making sounds! |
| [11:16.64] |
Hey, dude, it' s me. |
| [11:18.01] |
Hey, it' s Joey! |
| [11:20.64] |
It looks like we' ll be stuck here. |
| [11:23.18] |
I got the fluid. The transmission wasn' t there. |
| [11:27.52] |
What? It fell out. |
| [11:29.45] |
I just figured we hit a dog. |
| [11:34.12] |
Could you put Kathy on? I want to apologize to her. |
| [11:38.29] |
It' s Joey. |
| [11:41.53] |
No, it' s fine. Don' t worry about it. |
| [11:44.60] |
Yeah, no, stop apologizing. It' s okay. |
| [11:47.80] |
I' ll talk to you tomorrow. |
| [11:52.87] |
I should probably go. |
| [12:09.69] |
I forgot my purse. |
| [12:19.70] |
I really did. I forgot my purse. |
| [12:28.41] |
This is bad! It' s bad! Horrible! |
| [12:31.81] |
Wait, the kiss or the situation? |
| [12:35.58] |
The kiss was good. |
| [12:37.18] |
But that' s bad! Here' s what we do. |
| [12:39.75] |
We forget it happened. What? |
| [12:41.92] |
We swallow our feelings, even if we' re unhappy forever. Sound good? |
| [12:48.10] |
Can you really do that? |
| [12:50.10] |
I have to. He' s my best friend. |
| [12:53.43] |
And you' re seeing him. |
| [12:55.60] |
Chandler, I like Joey a lot. |
| [12:58.44] |
But with you No, don' t! Don' t, see? |
| [13:02.51] |
You' re getting me confused. I' m starting to yearn. |
| [13:08.55] |
I' m sorry. |
| [13:10.55] |
If you want to pretend that nothing happened, I can try. |
| [13:15.99] |
I think we have to. |
| [13:19.49] |
|
| [13:22.26] |
|
| [13:35.14] |
Are you still out there? |
| [13:37.88] |
|
| [13:48.32] |
Electrifying |
| [13:53.26] |
Infinite time |
| [13:57.67] |
There' s a Starbucks about three blocks down. |
| [14:01.37] |
He' s so inspired. Just look at him. Look at him go! |
| [14:21.09] |
Thank you very much! |
| [14:24.43] |
Hey, aren' t you up next? |
| [14:27.76] |
I' m not playing tonight. Why not? |
| [14:32.13] |
I can' t follow Ross. |
| [14:34.97] |
It' d be like those poor bicycleriding chimps... |
| [14:38.54] |
... who had to follow the Beatles. No. |
| [14:42.78] |
Ross sucks. |
| [14:46.31] |
The place has emptied because of him. |
| [14:49.98] |
Oh, my God, he' s not even appreciated in his own time. |
| [14:54.32] |
I' d give anything to not be appreciated in my own time! |
| [15:01.16] |
|
| [15:04.90] |
You suck too. |
| [15:10.47] |
You' re awful. |
| [15:15.98] |
You guys! |
| [15:18.81] |
You suck too! |
| [15:26.12] |
Man! I can' t believe I locked myself out again! |
| [15:31.16] |
Hang on, buddy. |
| [15:37.13] |
Oh, my God! What happened? |
| [15:39.47] |
Did you do all this? Why? I sure did. |
| [15:42.50] |
It made me feel good to do something nice for my friend. |
| [15:46.37] |
You' re amazing. |
| [15:48.28] |
No, this is amazing. |
| [15:53.85] |
A TV that appears as if from nowhere! |
| [15:57.55] |
That' s the dream! |
| [15:59.95] |
How did you afford all this? |
| [16:01.82] |
I' m 29. I mean, who needs a savings account? |
| [16:05.29] |
You' re the best friend anyone has ever had. |
| [16:08.63] |
I don' t know. |
| [16:10.90] |
No, you are. |
| [16:12.37] |
You do this, you give me advice.... |
| [16:14.97] |
What you said about focusing on one woman? |
| [16:19.07] |
I' ll do that. |
| [16:20.57] |
With Casey? |
| [16:21.81] |
I' ll see how things go with Kathy. She' s cool. |
| [16:25.55] |
Or Casey. No, Kathy. |
| [16:28.08] |
Could be Casey. No, Kathy. |
| [16:30.48] |
Consider Casey. |
| [16:33.22] |
I think somebody' s got a little crush on Casey. |
| [16:36.99] |
I' ll fix you two up. What do you think? |
| [16:39.99] |
That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place. |
| [16:52.74] |
You were really great. You were really, really great. |
| [16:57.78] |
Thanks. |
| [17:00.18] |
Monica tells me you don' t want to play anymore because of me... |
| [17:05.02] |
... and, you know, my talent. ... |
| [17:08.52] |
Is that true? |
| [17:11.19] |
Well, kind of, yeah. |
| [17:13.66] |
I was trying to be really okay and upbeat about it... |
| [17:17.60] |
... but I just feel so dwarfed by your musical gift. |
| [17:23.34] |
See, but.... |
| [17:24.57] |
Pheebs, that is the exact opposite intent of my music. |
| [17:29.58] |
You know, my music is meant to inspire. |
| [17:33.01] |
If it bothers you this much... |
| [17:35.18] |
... then I won' t play anymore. |
| [17:40.55] |
No, don' t do that. |
| [17:42.96] |
How could I live if I knew I was depriving the world of your music? |
| [17:50.93] |
Yeah, okay. |
| [17:57.81] |
I' d love to, but I have plans on Sunday. Well, maybe some other time. |
| [18:01.34] |
Sure. Just give me a call, I' m in the book. Okay. Thanks a lot. See you. |
| [18:09.98] |
What are you doing? He is cute, and he' s a doctor. |
| [18:13.39] |
How do you know? Honey, I eavesdrop because I care. |
| [18:18.29] |
Well, I have plans on Sunday. With who? |
| [18:21.73] |
Me. Oh, God. |
| [18:24.53] |
You are the one who told me how important it is to spend time alone. |
| [18:28.14] |
I can' t just go out with that guy when I have plans with myself. |
| [18:31.24] |
Wouldn' t be fair to me. |
| [18:33.81] |
So basically you' re saying you don' t want to cheat on yourself. |
| [18:37.78] |
Well, if you wanna make me sound crazy. |
| [18:42.15] |
Saw the new furniture. Very nice. |
| [18:45.32] |
Joey has the best boyfriend ever! |
| [18:50.26] |
I kissed Kathy. |
| [18:51.69] |
Are you serious? |
| [18:53.26] |
Does Joey know? No. |
| [18:55.33] |
Is there any way you think he will understand this? |
| [18:59.87] |
You obviously haven' t screwed over your friends. |
| [19:03.64] |
Which we all appreciate. |
| [19:06.44] |
If you' d told him how you felt before you kissed her... |
| [19:10.64] |
... knowing Joey, he' d have stepped aside. |
| [19:13.51] |
Don' t say that! That' s not true, is it? |
| [19:17.52] |
Yeah, he loves you. |
| [19:19.32] |
Then why didn' t you tell me to do that? |
| [19:22.39] |
I said something to Phoebe. |
| [19:24.79] |
And I thought it was a really good idea. |
| [19:27.66] |
Yeah, I remember. Oh, my God! |
| [19:31.33] |
What am I going to do? |
| [19:33.30] |
You' ll have to tell him. Why do I have to tell him? |
| [19:37.17] |
Because you do. Yeah, I know. |
| [19:43.88] |
Would it be okay if I wrote a song about this? |
| [19:50.85] |
I don' t know if this is working out. I think.... |
| [19:55.09] |
I think I wanna see other people. |
| [19:58.33] |
Wow. Didn' t see that coming. |
| [20:01.36] |
It' s not that I don' t enjoy this. I do. |
| [20:04.46] |
I just wanna see what else is out there. |
| [20:09.80] |
Hey, Guy. What are you doing here? |
| [20:12.44] |
I work across the street. |
| [20:14.91] |
lt turns out I' m gonna be free Sunday. I wish you had called me. |
| [20:18.88] |
I just told them I' d work this weekend. |
| [20:21.82] |
Okay, well, maybe next weekend. |
| [20:23.62] |
Definitely. I' ll see you. Okay. |
| [20:25.95] |
Yeah, you' ll be talking to me never, because you' re a freak who eats alone. |
| [20:38.07] |
Sambuca margarita? |
| [20:40.67] |
It that a real thing? |
| [20:42.40] |
Well, we only had sambuca, so it is now. |
| [20:47.07] |
Listen, Joe. I need to I need to talk to you about something. |
| [20:51.71] |
What' s up? |
| [20:54.28] |
It' s about Kathy. |
| [20:58.45] |
I like her. |
| [21:00.62] |
I like her a lot, actually. |
| [21:03.89] |
You do? Yeah. |
| [21:06.46] |
Your timing couldn' t be better. |
| [21:09.03] |
She' s not my girlfriend anymore. |
| [21:11.23] |
What? |
| [21:12.70] |
Yeah, she broke up with me. When? |
| [21:17.14] |
Just now, after acting class. |
| [21:19.57] |
I thought she was doing some scene, so I let people watch. |
| [21:25.71] |
Man, I am so sorry. Are you okay? |
| [21:28.98] |
I' ve been better, but I' m all right. So you like her? |
| [21:33.49] |
Yes, but I don' t have to. |
| [21:36.32] |
No, it' s okay. |
| [21:42.30] |
You know why? Because you came to me first. |
| [21:47.90] |
I thought that would be the best thing to do. |
| [21:52.11] |
You might have your work cut out for you. |
| [21:55.08] |
When I talked to her, I got the feeling she' s into some other guy. |
| [22:01.15] |
See, that' s actually what I wanted to talk to you about. |
| [22:06.15] |
I think I know who the other guy is. |
| [22:09.19] |
Who? |
| [22:12.19] |
It' s me. |
| [22:13.86] |
I' m the other guy. |
| [22:16.30] |
What? |
| [22:18.83] |
When you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking... |
| [22:23.57] |
... and one thing led to another, and.... |
| [22:26.57] |
And what? Did you sleep with her? |
| [22:29.21] |
No, I just kissed her. What? That' s even worse! |
| [22:34.08] |
How is that worse? It' s the same! |
| [22:37.98] |
There' s nothing I could do. I think I' m in love with her! |
| [22:41.59] |
Who cares? |
| [22:42.89] |
You went behind my back? I' d never do that to you! |
| [22:46.19] |
I have no excuses. I was totally over the line. |
| [22:49.66] |
You' re so far past the line, that you can' t even see the line! |
| [22:54.74] |
The line is a dot to you! |
| [22:58.11] |
Yes, right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me. |
| [23:02.54] |
Oh, my God. Is that why you bought all this stuff? |
| [23:06.68] |
You know what? |
| [23:08.18] |
I will not watch your TV. |
| [23:10.78] |
I won' t listen to your stereo. |
| [23:12.85] |
And there' s a loaf in the new bread maker I won' t eat. Know why? |
| [23:17.36] |
Probably because It' s all tainted with your betrayal! |
| [23:22.66] |
This apartment is empty to me! I' m not happy about you either. |
| [23:33.94] |
And just so you know... |
| [23:36.48] |
... I made that bread for you. |
| [23:52.93] |
Oh, my God! He' s lost it. He' s totally lost it. |
| [23:57.53] |
What? |
| [24:00.20] |
This cannot get any worse. |
| [24:02.70] |
Rats in the basement are hanging themselves. |
| [24:15.22] |
Thank you. Thanks. |
| [24:21.09] |
I lost it. |
| [24:24.62] |
I won' t play anymore. |
| [24:26.33] |
|
| [00:00.00] |
|
| [24:30.23] |
After that? Yeah. |
| [24:34.00] |
No, I mean, if I can help. |
| [24:41.84] |
Yeah, like I could lose it. |
| [24:45.91] |
What? |
| [24:47.15] |
I played bad on purpose, guys. |
| [24:52.25] |
Okay, you were trying to play bad this whole time. |
| [24:54.72] |
No. Just that last song. |