I took 2 weeks vacation
for the honey moon
A couple tickets all inclusive
down in cancun
I couldn't get my money back so
I'm in seat 7A
I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
I bet the feller on the aisle
thought I was crazy
Cause I taped your picture
To the seat back right beside me
Now I've got empty mini bottle
fillin' both our trays
I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
Buyin' drinks for everybody
But the pilot, it's a party
Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like the G6
Stewardess is somethin' sexy
Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention
It's mardi gras
Up in the clouds
I'm up so high, I may never come down
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why
I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
We had this date marked
on the calendar forever
We'd take that new wed limo
to the airport ride together
I feel like a plastic groom
Alone up there on top of the cake
So hey, I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
Buyin' drinks for everybody
But the pilot, it's a party
Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like a G6
Stewardess is somethin' sexy
Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention
It's mardi gras
Up in the clouds
I'm up so high, I may never come down
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why, I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
On my way home
I'll bump this seat right up to first class
So I can drink that cheap
champagne out of a real glass
And when we land I'll call her up
and tell her 'Kiss my ass'
Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane
Buyin' drinks of everybody
But the pilot, it's a party
Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like a G6
Stewardess is something sexy
Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention
It's mardi gras
Up in the clouds
I'm up so high
I may never come down
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why
I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
I'm might be passed out
In the baggage claim
But right now, I'm drunk on a plane