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Then it must have been you. Bye. |
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Byebye. |
| [06:45.-1] |
... which I don' t think this is. |
| [11:45.-4] |
Like you wouldn' t believe. |
| [13:13.-2] |
I' m such a jerk. |
| [14:33.-4] |
... because I got a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions? |
| [14:37.-4] |
You could' ve just turned the cushion over. |
| [15:54.-3] |
Wow! Look at them run! |
| [15:58.-2] |
They do that a lot. |
| [19:31.-1] |
I know. |
| [20:00.-1] |
Thanks. And you' re kind. |
| [21:53.-3] |
I can' t believe you came back. |
| [00:01.88] |
Janice has a question. Who of the six of you... |
| [00:06.02] |
... has slept with who of the six of you? |
| [00:10.92] |
Wow, it' s like a dirty math problem. |
| [00:14.56] |
I' m sorry, the answer there would be none of us. |
| [00:18.03] |
Over the years, none of you ever got drunk and stupid? |
| [00:21.90] |
Well, that' s really a different question. |
| [00:25.34] |
I can' t believe a group of people who spends this much time together... |
| [00:30.18] |
... has never bumped uglies. |
| [00:33.78] |
There was that one time Monica and Rachel got together. |
| [00:37.68] |
What? |
| [00:39.25] |
Excuse me, there was no " time." |
| [00:41.75] |
Okay, but let' s say there was. |
| [00:44.69] |
How might that go? |
| [00:49.06] |
Well then answer me this: |
| [00:50.90] |
Have any of you ever almost...? |
| [00:58.07] |
Anybody need more coffee? Hey, there' s a dog out there! |
| [01:02.37] |
The One With the Flashback |
| [01:49.82] |
|
| [01:53.43] |
That is so unfortunate. What? |
| [01:56.23] |
Cute Naked Guy' s starting to put on weight. |
| [02:00.50] |
I' ll be back in just a minute. |
| [02:02.67] |
I' m sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone. |
| [02:07.24] |
You didn' t leave lipstick marks on the phone. |
| [02:16.45] |
That' s why I moved out. Hey, while we' re on that... |
| [02:19.45] |
... when are you gonna tell my sister you don' t live here anymore? |
| [02:23.59] |
On some level, she already knows. |
| [02:25.76] |
She doesn' t know you sneak out every night... |
| [02:28.46] |
... and back every morning... |
| [02:30.43] |
... and that you' ve been at your grandmother' s for a week. |
| [02:33.87] |
Okay, well, maybe not on those levels. |
| [02:41.64] |
I' m never gonna find a roommate. Ever. |
| [02:44.54] |
Nobody good? |
| [02:45.78] |
There was the guy with the ferrets. |
| [02:48.55] |
That' s plural. |
| [02:51.05] |
The spitter. And the guy who enjoyed my name so much... |
| [02:54.65] |
... he made a noise every time he said it. |
| [02:57.52] |
" Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing. Bing!" |
| [03:00.56] |
" Great apartment, Chandler Bing. Bing!" |
| [03:04.03] |
How many more tomorrow? Two. |
| [03:06.20] |
This photographer who seemed really dull... |
| [03:08.73] |
... and this actor guy who I' m not sure about. |
| [03:11.74] |
When I answered the phone " Chandler Bing"... |
| [03:14.41] |
... he said," Whoa! Short message!" |
| [03:19.74] |
Foot on the floor or come over no more. |
| [03:23.45] |
Your dresser is missing, but this she notices. |
| [03:26.85] |
What? I have to go. |
| [03:31.42] |
Carol should be home by now, so.... |
| [03:34.13] |
How' s it going with you guys? Better, actually. |
| [03:37.03] |
I finally figured out why we' re having so much trouble. |
| [03:40.43] |
Oh, really? Yeah. You know how I have you guys? |
| [03:43.23] |
She doesn' t have any close friends that are just hers. |
| [03:46.54] |
But last week, she met this woman at the gym," Susan" something. |
| [03:51.04] |
And they really hit it off, and I think it' s gonna make a difference. |
| [03:58.58] |
So, Eric... |
| [04:00.08] |
... what kind of photography do you do? |
| [04:02.39] |
Oh, mostly fashion. |
| [04:04.12] |
There may be models here sometimes. I hope that' s cool. |
| [04:09.19] |
Yes, that is cool. |
| [04:11.36] |
Because I have models here, you know... |
| [04:15.07] |
... never. |
| [04:18.00] |
During the summer I spend most weekends at my sister' s beach house... |
| [04:22.41] |
... which you' re welcome to use. |
| [04:24.51] |
Although I should tell you, she' s a porn star. |
| [04:30.48] |
Well, I still have one more person to meet. |
| [04:33.59] |
But unless it turns out to be your sister... |
| [04:37.09] |
... I think your chances are pretty good. |
| [04:40.09] |
All right. |
| [04:45.70] |
Bedroom, bathroom, living room. |
| [04:47.73] |
This here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by. Byebye. |
| [04:52.40] |
Don' t you wanna ask me any questions? |
| [04:57.21] |
|
| [05:00.38] |
What' s up? |
| [05:02.78] |
Well, I' m an actor. |
| [05:05.58] |
I' m fairly neat. |
| [05:07.92] |
I got my own TV. |
| [05:09.89] |
Oh, and don' t worry, I' m totally okay with the gay thing. |
| [05:16.46] |
What gay thing? |
| [05:18.60] |
Just, you know, in general. The whole " peoplebeinggay" thing. |
| [05:25.04] |
Totally cool with that. |
| [05:30.24] |
Okay, Jerry. Thanks for stopping by. |
| [05:41.05] |
|
| [05:50.80] |
Hey, Mon. |
| [05:52.90] |
Wanna hear something that sucks? Do I ever! |
| [05:57.50] |
Chris says they' re closing the bar. No way! |
| [06:00.37] |
They' re turning it into a coffee place. |
| [06:02.81] |
Just coffee? |
| [06:04.94] |
Where are we gonna hang out? You got me. |
| [06:07.85] |
Can I get a beer? Did you pick a roommate? |
| [06:10.65] |
You bet. ls it the ltalian guy? |
| [06:13.15] |
Yeah, right. |
| [06:15.82] |
He' s so cute. |
| [06:16.89] |
That' s what I want. A roommate I can walk around with... |
| [06:19.89] |
... and be referred to as " the funny one." |
| [06:22.86] |
Table' s free. Rack them up. Back in a minute. |
| [06:25.36] |
Get ready for me to whip your butt. |
| [06:27.87] |
Okay, but after that, we' re shooting some pool. |
| [06:33.57] |
Excuse me? Hello? Hi. |
| [06:37.31] |
My friend ordered an onion... |
| [06:39.84] |
... not an olive. |
| [06:41.85] |
And I ordered a rum and Diet Coke... |
| [06:47.59] |
I am so sorry. That' s all right. |
| [06:51.06] |
How hard is it to get a couple drinks right, huh? |
| [06:58.00] |
I would like to propose a toast... |
| [07:00.70] |
... to the woman who, in one year from today, will become... |
| [07:04.04] |
... Mrs. Dr. Barry Barber, D. D. S. |
| [07:07.91] |
I think it' s time to see the ring again. |
| [07:14.91] |
Isn' t it exciting? I mean, it' s like having a boyfriend for life! |
| [07:22.72] |
Yeah. I know. |
| [07:25.86] |
What? |
| [07:27.13] |
Oh, I don' t know. |
| [07:29.89] |
Well, maybe it' s just the idea... |
| [07:33.13] |
... of Barry for the rest of my life. |
| [07:35.90] |
I don' t know, I think l.... |
| [07:37.60] |
I feel like having one last fling... |
| [07:39.80] |
... just to sort of get it out of my system. |
| [07:45.04] |
Rachel, stop! You' re so bad! |
| [07:47.81] |
I' m serious. I really think I need to just have... |
| [07:51.88] |
... some meaningless sex, you know? |
| [07:54.22] |
With the next guy I see. |
| [08:03.23] |
Excuse me, I seem to have dropped my ball. |
| [08:08.77] |
Yeah, so? |
| [08:12.50] |
And now I' ve picked it up again. |
| [08:18.18] |
My God! I went to high school with her. |
| [08:26.32] |
Look! Hi! What do you think? |
| [08:29.09] |
Oh, my God! |
| [08:30.59] |
You can' t even see where the Titanic hit it. |
| [08:33.83] |
Yes, his name is Barry. He' s a doctor, thank you very much. |
| [08:37.53] |
Just like you always wanted. Congratulations. |
| [08:40.43] |
Thank you. So how about you? Are you seeing anybody? |
| [08:44.47] |
Not right now. |
| [08:46.20] |
Oh, well, that' s okay. |
| [08:49.17] |
I know. |
| [08:54.68] |
So I think I' ll get back to my friend. |
| [08:57.22] |
|
| [09:03.35] |
Can we have lunch the next time I' m in the city? |
| [09:06.69] |
That' d be great. |
| [09:08.03] |
Okay. Thanks. |
| [09:11.36] |
Ten bucks says I never see that woman again in my life. |
| [09:15.83] |
No, honey, really. It' s fine. |
| [09:18.40] |
|
| [09:19.90] |
... go with Susan. |
| [09:21.24] |
Really, I think |
| [09:23.14] |
I think girls' night out is a great idea. |
| [09:27.71] |
|
| [09:29.88] |
What are they doing? I don' t know. Something girly. |
| [09:37.09] |
Hey, you' re early. |
| [09:38.66] |
What are you doing with the lamp? |
| [09:41.06] |
Just taking it to get rewired. |
| [09:44.83] |
Don' t take it where you took the stereo. They' ve had that over a week. |
| [09:57.68] |
Mr. Heckles, no one is making any noise up here. |
| [10:01.05] |
You' re disturbing my oboe practice. |
| [10:03.85] |
You don' t play the oboe. I could play the oboe. |
| [10:07.89] |
Then I' m gonna have to ask you to keep it down. |
| [10:16.06] |
Who are you? |
| [10:17.56] |
I' m Eric, Chandler' s new roommate. I' m Chandler' s new roommate. |
| [10:23.13] |
I don' t think so. I could be Chandler' s new roommate. |
| [10:26.77] |
But he told me over the phone He told me in person. |
| [10:31.04] |
That' s weird. |
| [10:32.14] |
I' m going to go into my new apartment now. |
| [10:55.43] |
Hi again. |
| [11:04.78] |
Thank you so much. |
| [11:06.34] |
Don' t thank me. Thank the jerk that never showed up. |
| [11:09.91] |
Okay, I gotta get to work. |
| [11:13.25] |
You want some help? No, thanks. I got it. |
| [11:15.92] |
No, I don' t! |
| [11:18.42] |
You okay? |
| [11:21.93] |
I stood up too fast. Got a little head rush. |
| [11:25.33] |
It' s the heat. |
| [11:30.10] |
And the humidity. |
| [11:34.21] |
That' s... |
| [11:35.71] |
... a tough combination. |
| [11:42.01] |
Do you want to come in for some lemonade? |
| [11:53.69] |
This is a great place. |
| [11:56.69] |
Thank you. |
| [11:58.70] |
Just make yourself comfortable. |
| [12:01.90] |
Gotcha. |
| [12:05.80] |
So this place is really my grandmother' s. |
| [12:12.08] |
I got it when she moved to Florida. Otherwise I could never afford it. |
| [12:21.25] |
So if the landlord ever asks... |
| [12:23.25] |
... I' m an 87yearold woman who' s afraid of her VCR. You thirsty? |
| [12:27.22] |
You bet I am! |
| [12:30.86] |
Okay... |
| [12:31.83] |
... here' s your penis! |
| [12:39.47] |
Oh, my God! What the hell are you doing? |
| [12:42.91] |
You said," You wanna come in for some lemonade?" |
| [12:45.84] |
So? |
| [12:49.31] |
Were you just gonna give me lemonade? |
| [12:52.75] |
Cover yourself up! |
| [12:54.29] |
Oh, right. Sorry. |
| [12:55.69] |
God, I don' t believe this! |
| [12:57.46] |
Someone asks you in for lemonade and that means they want to have sex? |
| [13:01.43] |
Usually, yeah. Well, not just lemonade. |
| [13:04.56] |
Iced tea, sometimes juice. |
| [13:08.60] |
Look, sorry. I just |
| [13:11.47] |
I thought you liked me. |
| [13:17.04] |
It' s okay. |
| [13:19.44] |
I suppose it could happen to anyone. |
| [13:22.05] |
Not anyone I know, but.... |
| [13:26.75] |
By the way, I can still see it. |
| [13:42.17] |
Where' s your bed? |
| [13:46.50] |
It' s not in the apartment? |
| [13:54.41] |
I can' t believe this is happening again. |
| [13:58.02] |
What? Okay, enough with the third degree! |
| [14:03.42] |
I don' t live here anymore. |
| [14:06.36] |
What are you talking about? I' m sorry. |
| [14:09.69] |
I don' t live here anymore. |
| [14:14.50] |
I didn' t know how to tell you. But, you know, everybody else knows. |
| [14:20.94] |
Everybody knows? |
| [14:23.37] |
That was supposed to be a good thing. I forget why. |
| [14:30.15] |
Do you know I couldn' t sleep for a month... |
| [14:39.39] |
I would have, but I had a spaghetti stain on the other side. |
| [14:42.86] |
|
| [14:44.00] |
This is what I' m talking about. |
| [14:46.13] |
I need to live in a land where people can spill! |
| [14:50.73] |
Well, you can spill. |
| [14:53.00] |
In the sink. |
| [14:55.24] |
Oh, honey. It' s not your fault, you know. This is who you are. |
| [14:59.64] |
And I love you. And I want us to be friends. |
| [15:02.85] |
And if I stay here, I don' t see that happening. |
| [15:07.65] |
I love you too. Good. |
| [15:13.52] |
What? |
| [15:16.23] |
What? I' m just sad. |
| [15:18.50] |
No, you' re not. You' re wondering which cushion it is. |
| [15:27.67] |
So what are you watching? |
| [15:30.51] |
Baywatch. " |
| [15:33.44] |
What' s it about? |
| [15:36.68] |
Lifeguards. |
| [15:38.88] |
Well, it sounds kind of stup |
| [15:42.02] |
Who' s she? |
| [15:44.62] |
Nicole Eggert. |
| [15:46.39] |
We like her. |
| [16:02.44] |
Hey, you want a beer? |
| [16:04.21] |
I' ll get one. Don' t get up. I got a cooler here. |
| [16:13.58] |
Do you have any beers? We' re out of beers. |
| [16:16.22] |
Help yourself. |
| [16:18.72] |
You okay? |
| [16:22.69] |
Phoebe moved out. |
| [16:26.66] |
Right. |
| [16:28.43] |
I don' t understand. |
| [16:30.60] |
Am I so hard to live with? Is this why I don' t have a boyfriend? |
| [16:36.61] |
You don' t have a boyfriend because.... |
| [16:40.88] |
I don' t know why you don' t have a boyfriend. |
| [16:45.15] |
You should have a boyfriend. |
| [16:48.12] |
I think so. |
| [16:51.82] |
Come here. |
| [16:53.09] |
Come here. |
| [16:56.76] |
Listen, you are one of my favorite people... |
| [17:00.20] |
... and the most beautiful woman I' ve ever known in real life. |
| [17:21.85] |
Where is everybody? |
| [17:23.72] |
It' s already closed. Chris gave me the keys to lock up. What is wrong? |
| [17:28.06] |
I think my marriage... |
| [17:31.33] |
... is kind of over. |
| [17:33.06] |
Oh, no! Why? |
| [17:35.00] |
Because Carol' s a lesbian. |
| [17:41.71] |
And I' m not one. |
| [17:47.28] |
And apparently it' s not a mixandmatch situation. |
| [17:50.88] |
Oh, my God! |
| [17:53.82] |
I don' t believe it! |
| [17:56.45] |
Oh, you poor bunny. |
| [18:00.09] |
I' m an idiot. |
| [18:02.16] |
I mean, I should have seen it. |
| [18:04.19] |
I mean, Carol and I would be out, and she' d see some beautiful woman... |
| [18:09.50] |
... and she' d be " Ross! Look at her!" |
| [18:12.87] |
And I' d think... |
| [18:15.11] |
... " God, my wife is cool." |
| [18:24.38] |
Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover? |
| [18:30.49] |
Well, now I do! |
| [18:34.16] |
I' m sorry. |
| [18:37.83] |
Seven years! |
| [18:40.30] |
I mean, we' ve been together seven years. |
| [18:44.10] |
She' s the only woman who' s ever loved me. |
| [18:47.07] |
She' s the only woman I' ve ever.... |
| [18:56.78] |
This is nice. |
| [18:58.62] |
I know. It is, isn' t it? |
| [19:02.09] |
No, I mean it. This feels really good. |
| [19:07.39] |
Is it 100 cotton? |
| [19:14.50] |
And I got it on sale too. |
| [19:17.67] |
I should go. |
| [19:18.77] |
One of the lifeguards was just about to dismantle a nuclear device. |
| [19:23.77] |
If you want to get a drink later, we can. |
| [19:26.41] |
That sounds great. |
| [19:28.65] |
Oh, and listen, it' s gonna be |
| [19:32.92] |
Thanks. |
| [19:38.36] |
Maybe this wouldn' t have happened if I' d been more nurturing... |
| [19:42.93] |
... or I' d paid more attention... |
| [19:46.70] |
... or I had a uterus. |
| [19:50.47] |
I can' t believe it. I know. |
| [19:52.50] |
You know, you don' t deserve this. You don' t, Ross. |
| [19:56.04] |
You' re so good. Thanks. |
| [19:58.04] |
And you' re so sweet. |
| [20:02.68] |
Thanks. |
| [20:15.29] |
Come here. |
| [20:18.06] |
Wait, wait, wait. |
| [20:24.57] |
It' s okay. |
| [20:32.38] |
Wait, wait, wait! My foot is stuck in the pocket. |
| [20:37.08] |
What? I can' t get it out. |
| [20:39.08] |
That' s not something a girl wants to hear. |
| [20:42.19] |
Come on, don' t start. |
| [20:45.66] |
What? |
| [20:46.72] |
Stupid balls are in the way. |
| [21:07.88] |
Oh, well. |
| [21:10.25] |
That probably wouldn' t have been the most constructive solution. |
| [21:15.29] |
You have chalk on your face. |
| [21:18.56] |
You' re right. I don' t know why I always thought this was real grass. |
| [21:29.90] |
Honey, you okay? |
| [21:32.60] |
My wife' s a lesbian. |
| [21:35.31] |
|
| [21:40.44] |
Ross, Joey. Joey, Ross. |
| [21:55.83] |
Don' t say anything. |
| [21:58.33] |
I don' t wanna speak. I don' t wanna think. |
| [22:01.67] |
I just want you to take me and kiss me and make love to me right here... |
| [22:06.67] |
... right now. |
| [22:20.58] |
You missed the exit. |
| [22:24.25] |
Sorry. |
| [22:25.36] |
My God, what were you thinking about? |
| [22:30.66] |
Barry. |