fan zheng hua

Song 反正话
Artist 马季
Album 马季相声精品集 (上)

Lyrics

[00:02.96] 马季：相声演员哪，脑子得聪明
[00:05.81] 于世猷：对，得机灵
[00:06.61] 马：机灵啊
[00:07.44] 于：恩
[00:08.30] 马：灵机一动，马上通过嘴得说出来
[00:11.04] 于：对对对对对
[00:11.94] 马：嘴皮子也要利索
[00:13.22] 于：是啊
[00:13.52] 马：像像您这个
[00:16.00] 于：我就特别合适
[00:16.84] 马：什么合适啊，这嘴唇，跟鞋底子似的
[00:20.77] 于：去你的，有那么厚嘴唇子吗
[00:23.54] 马：不行啊，像你这嘴说相声不合适（没这话）
[00:26.74] 还是卖冰棍儿去吧
[00:28.04] 于：谁卖冰棍儿啊
[00:30.88] 告诉你
[00:31.50] 马：啊
[00:32.56] 于：脑袋聪明
[00:33.95] 马：是啊
[00:35.34] 于：哎，嘴皮子利索
[00:36.74] 马：你啊
[00:37.35] 于：说什么都行
[00:38.41] 马：你先甭吹，我测验测验你
[00:40.82] 于：你啊
[00:41.61] 马：咱们说会儿反正话儿
[00:44.05] 于：什么叫反正话儿？
[00:45.36] 马：不懂
[00:46.01] 于：不懂
[00:47.03] 马：比如说我说一句话，你把这句话给我翻个个儿！
[00:50.29] 于：翻个儿
[00:50.97] 马：举个例子说，我说桌子
[00:53.95] 于：恩
[00:55.14] 马：你就得说子桌
[00:57.68] 于：就子桌
[00:58.53] 马：唉
[00:59.35] 于：这有什么啊，来来来
[01:01.07] 马：行吗
[01:01.47] 于：行，太行了
[01:02.76] 马：桌子
[01:03.37] 于：子桌，有什么啊这
[01:05.51] 马：扇子
[01:06.27] 于：子桌，谁都会这个
[01:09.23] 马：台布
[01:09.93] 于：子桌
[01:11.53] 马：大褂儿
[01:12.14] 于：自作
[01:13.21] 马：地毯
[01:13.70] 于：自作
[01:14.74] 马：你自作自受吧
[01:15.70] 于：谁啊
[01:16.61] 马：你老自作自作的
[01:18.54] 于：不你告诉我的吗
[01:19.79] 马：我说桌子你说子桌，我要说椅子你说子椅
[01:25.15] 于：哦，每句话都得翻个儿啊
[01:28.24] 马：当然是啦
[01:29.20] 于：你说清楚咯啊，重来
[01:30.35] 马：重来啊
[01:32.15] 于：嗯
[01:33.45] 马：我的桌子
[01:34.36] 于：我的子桌
[01:36.75] 马：我的椅子
[01:37.72] 于：我的子椅
[01:39.99] 马：我桌围子
[01:41.11] 于：我围桌子
[01:43.71] 马：我茶壶
[01:44.46] 于：我壶茶
[01:46.40] 我胡查什么呀我啊
[01:48.94] 马：我知你查什么呀
[01:52.16] 马：我茶叶
[01:53.17] 于：我夜叉
[01:54.16] 你才海怪呢你
[01:56.28] 谁夜叉呀
[01:58.33] 什么词这是
[01:59.93] 马：再来啊
[02:00.53] 于：来来
[02:01.03] 马：我板凳
[02:01.52] 于：我凳板
[02:02.17] 马：我二人凳
[02:03.84] 于：我瞪二人
[02:05.83] 我瞪哪二人哪我呀
[02:07.74] 马：你随便瞪吧你瞧
[02:09.60] 于：我瞪谁谁不揍我啊
[02:12.49] 马：我脑袋
[02:13.40] 于：我袋脑，我呆头呆脑的
[02:17.28] 马：我眼眉
[02:19.46] 于：我没眼！嗨！
[02:22.97] 马：我腮帮子
[02:24.29] 于：我帮塞子
[02:26.19] 马：我嘴巴子
[02:27.44] 于：我巴嘴子
[02:29.24] 马：我嘴
[02:30.39] 于：我，我咬你！
[02:31.61] 马：哎？
[02:33.84] 于：你嘴你说一个字，我翻过来不还是嘴吗
[02:35.10] 马：哦，对，字儿得多一点儿
[02:38.95] 于：最少得俩字儿
[02:40.10] 马：我觜里长牙
[02:41.13] 于：我牙里长嘴，我妖精我是！你换点儿词儿行不行
[02:48.47] 马：不说这个？
[02:49.93] 于：说点好的
[02:51.03] 马：说点好的，咱俩逛逛花园
[02:53.00] 于：逛花园儿
[02:54.05] 马：报报花名
[02:55.00] 于：那我行
[02:56.09] 马：我怎么说你怎么说
[02:57.13] 于：跟着你学
[02:58.43] 马：我加什么动作你得加什么动作。
[02:59.53] 于：行嘞
[03:00.38] 马：看谁的动作最优美
[03:01.84] 于：一样
[03:02.58] 马：行吗
[03:03.08] 于：行，来
[03:03.53] 马：来瞧我的啊
[03:04.10] 马：我逛花园
[03:07.83] 于：嘿，你瞧这，我花园逛
[03:09.68] 马：哎，行行行
[03:12.15] 于：行吧
[03:12.80] 马：来来啊
[03:13.41] 马：逛花园
[03:15.70] 于：我花园逛
[03:17.75] 马：我是芍药花
[03:22.13] 于：咱得这样啊
[03:23.03] 马：哎
[03:23.84] 于：行嘞，来来来
[03:25.14] 马：哎
[03:25.61] 马：我是芍药花
[03:26.71] 于：我是花芍药
[03:29.91] 马：我是牡丹花
[03:31.15] 于：我是花牡丹
[03:33.87] 马：我是喇叭花
[03:35.61] 于：我是花喇叭
[03:38.71] 马：我是狗尾巴花
[03:40.22] 于：我是花尾巴狗
[03:41.76] 我呀

Pinyin

[00:02.96] mǎ jì: xiàng sheng yǎn yuán nǎ, nǎo zi dé cōng míng
[00:05.81] yú shì yóu: duì, dé jī líng
[00:06.61] mǎ: jī líng a
[00:07.44] yú: ēn
[00:08.30] mǎ: líng jī yī dòng, mǎ shàng tōng guò zuǐ dé shuō chū lái
[00:11.04] yú: duì duì duì duì duì
[00:11.94] mǎ: zuǐ pí zi yě yào lì suǒ
[00:13.22] yú: shì a
[00:13.52] mǎ: xiàng xiàng nín zhè gè
[00:16.00] yú: wǒ jiù tè bié hé shì
[00:16.84] mǎ: shén me hé shì a, zhè zuǐ chún, gēn xié dǐ zi shì de
[00:20.77] yú: qù nǐ de, yǒu nà me hòu zuǐ chún zi ma
[00:23.54] mǎ: bù xíng a, xiàng nǐ zhè zuǐ shuō xiàng sheng bù hé shì méi zhè huà
[00:26.74] hái shì mài bīng gùn ér qù ba
[00:28.04] yú: shuí mài bīng gùn ér a
[00:30.88] gào sù nǐ
[00:31.50] mǎ: a
[00:32.56] yú: nǎo dài cōng míng
[00:33.95] mǎ: shì a
[00:35.34] yú: āi, zuǐ pí zi lì suǒ
[00:36.74] mǎ: nǐ a
[00:37.35] yú: shuō shí mǒ dōu xíng
[00:38.41] mǎ: nǐ xiān béng chuī, wǒ cè yàn cè yàn nǐ
[00:40.82] yú: nǐ a
[00:41.61] mǎ: zán men shuō huì ér fǎn zhèng huà ér
[00:44.05] yú: shén me jiào fǎn zhèng huà ér?
[00:45.36] mǎ: bù dǒng
[00:46.01] yú: bù dǒng
[00:47.03] mǎ: bǐ rú shuō wǒ shuō yī jù huà, nǐ bǎ zhè jù huà gěi wǒ fān gè gè ér!
[00:50.29] yú: fān gè ér
[00:50.97] mǎ: jǔ gè lì zi shuō, wǒ shuō zhuō zi
[00:53.95] yú: ēn
[00:55.14] mǎ: nǐ jiù dé shuō zi zhuō
[00:57.68] yú: jiù zi zhuō
[00:58.53] mǎ: āi
[00:59.35] yú: zhè yǒu shén me a, lái lái lái
[01:01.07] mǎ: xíng ma
[01:01.47] yú: xíng, tài xíng le
[01:02.76] mǎ: zhuō zi
[01:03.37] yú: zi zhuō, yǒu shén me a zhè
[01:05.51] mǎ: shàn zi
[01:06.27] yú: zi zhuō, shuí dōu huì zhè gè
[01:09.23] mǎ: tái bù
[01:09.93] yú: zi zhuō
[01:11.53] mǎ: dà guà ér
[01:12.14] yú: zì zuò
[01:13.21] mǎ: dì tǎn
[01:13.70] yú: zì zuò
[01:14.74] mǎ: nǐ zì zuò zì shòu ba
[01:15.70] yú: shuí a
[01:16.61] mǎ: nǐ lǎo zì zuò zì zuò de
[01:18.54] yú: bù nǐ gào sù wǒ de ma
[01:19.79] mǎ: wǒ shuō zhuō zi nǐ shuō zi zhuō, wǒ yào shuō yǐ zi nǐ shuō zi yǐ
[01:25.15] yú: ó, měi jù huà dōu dé fān gè ér a
[01:28.24] mǎ: dāng rán shì la
[01:29.20] yú: nǐ shuō qīng chǔ gē a, chóng lái
[01:30.35] mǎ: chóng lái a
[01:32.15] yú:
[01:33.45] mǎ: wǒ de zhuō zi
[01:34.36] yú: wǒ de zǐ zhuō
[01:36.75] mǎ: wǒ de yǐ zi
[01:37.72] yú: wǒ de zǐ yǐ
[01:39.99] mǎ: wǒ zhuō wéi zǐ
[01:41.11] yú: wǒ wéi zhuō zi
[01:43.71] mǎ: wǒ chá hú
[01:44.46] yú: wǒ hú chá
[01:46.40] wǒ hú chá shén me ya wǒ a
[01:48.94] mǎ: wǒ zhī nǐ chá shén me ya
[01:52.16] mǎ: wǒ chá yè
[01:53.17] yú: wǒ yè chā
[01:54.16] nǐ cái hǎi guài ne nǐ
[01:56.28] shuí yè chā ya
[01:58.33] shén me cí zhè shì
[01:59.93] mǎ: zài lái a
[02:00.53] yú: lái lái
[02:01.03] mǎ: wǒ bǎn dèng
[02:01.52] yú: wǒ dèng bǎn
[02:02.17] mǎ: wǒ èr rén dèng
[02:03.84] yú: wǒ dèng èr rén
[02:05.83] wǒ dèng nǎ èr rén nǎ wǒ ya
[02:07.74] mǎ: nǐ suí biàn dèng ba nǐ qiáo
[02:09.60] yú: wǒ dèng shuí shuí bù zòu wǒ a
[02:12.49] mǎ: wǒ nǎo dài
[02:13.40] yú: wǒ dài nǎo, wǒ dāi tóu dāi nǎo de
[02:17.28] mǎ: wǒ yǎn méi
[02:19.46] yú: wǒ méi yǎn! hāi!
[02:22.97] mǎ: wǒ sāi bāng zǐ
[02:24.29] yú: wǒ bāng sāi zi
[02:26.19] mǎ: wǒ zuǐ ba zi
[02:27.44] yú: wǒ bā zuǐ zǐ
[02:29.24] mǎ: wǒ zuǐ
[02:30.39] yú: wǒ, wǒ yǎo nǐ!
[02:31.61] mǎ: āi?
[02:33.84] yú: nǐ zuǐ nǐ shuō yí gè zì, wǒ fān guò lái bù hái shì zuǐ ma
[02:35.10] mǎ: ó, duì, zì ér dé duō yì diǎn ér
[02:38.95] yú: zuì shǎo dé liǎ zì ér
[02:40.10] mǎ: wǒ zī lǐ cháng yá
[02:41.13] yú: wǒ yá lǐ cháng zuǐ, wǒ yāo jīng wǒ shì! nǐ huàn diǎn ér cí ér xíng bù xíng
[02:48.47] mǎ: bù shuō zhè gè?
[02:49.93] yú: shuō diǎn hǎo de
[02:51.03] mǎ: shuō diǎn hǎo de, zán liǎ guàng guàng huā yuán
[02:53.00] yú: guàng huā yuán ér
[02:54.05] mǎ: bào bào huā míng
[02:55.00] yú: nà wǒ xíng
[02:56.09] mǎ: wǒ zěn me shuō nǐ zěn me shuō
[02:57.13] yú: gēn zhe nǐ xué
[02:58.43] mǎ: wǒ jiā shén me dòng zuò nǐ dé jiā shén me dòng zuò.
[02:59.53] yú: xíng lei
[03:00.38] mǎ: kàn shuí de dòng zuò zuì yōu měi
[03:01.84] yú: yí yàng
[03:02.58] mǎ: xíng ma
[03:03.08] yú: xíng, lái
[03:03.53] mǎ: lái qiáo wǒ de a
[03:04.10] mǎ: wǒ guàng huā yuán
[03:07.83] yú: hēi, nǐ qiáo zhè, wǒ huā yuán guàng
[03:09.68] mǎ: āi, xíng xíng xíng
[03:12.15] yú: xíng ba
[03:12.80] mǎ: lái lái a
[03:13.41] mǎ: guàng huā yuán
[03:15.70] yú: wǒ huā yuán guàng
[03:17.75] mǎ: wǒ shì sháo yào huā
[03:22.13] yú: zán de zhè yàng a
[03:23.03] mǎ: āi
[03:23.84] yú: xíng lei, lái lái lái
[03:25.14] mǎ: āi
[03:25.61] mǎ: wǒ shì sháo yào huā
[03:26.71] yú: wǒ shì huā sháo yào
[03:29.91] mǎ: wǒ shì mǔ dān huā
[03:31.15] yú: wǒ shì huā mǔ dān
[03:33.87] mǎ: wǒ shì lǎ bā huā
[03:35.61] yú: wǒ shì huā lǎ bā
[03:38.71] mǎ: wǒ shì gǒu wěi bā huā
[03:40.22] yú: wǒ shì huā wěi bā gǒu
[03:41.76] wǒ ya