| [00:03.75] | - Hey Joey,how'd the audition go? - Incredible! |
| [00:06.22] | I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was. |
| [00:09.02] | - Who? - All right. I'll give you one hint. |
| [00:12.29] | Warren Beatty. |
| [00:15.76] | Yeah,there's just one thing that might be kind've a problem. |
| [00:19.30] | See,I,uh,had to kiss this guy. |
| [00:21.87] | 'Cause he was just so darn cute. |
| [00:29.47] | Well,hey. You're an actor,I say you just suck it up and do it. |
| [00:37.85] | Or you just do it. |
| [00:40.42] | I did do it,I'm a professional. |
| [00:42.32] | Then what's the problem? |
| [00:43.39] | See after the scene,Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says |
| [00:46.56] | 'good actor,bad kisser'. “ |
| [00:49.13] | Can you believe that,me not a good kisser, |
| [00:52.60] | that's like,like Mother Theresa,not a good mother. |
| [00:58.44] | Well,come on,who cares what that guy thinks. What does Warren Beatty know about kissing Ooh. |
| [01:07.61] | The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding |
| [01:15.87] | |
| [01:56.86] | Hey,what did your agent say? |
| [01:58.53] | Yep,this kiss thing is defiantly a problem, Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday. |
| [02:04.04] | Man,I gotta figure out what I'm doing wrong. |
| [02:06.67] | Oh,okay,one of you girls come over here and kiss me. |
| [02:09.74] | - What,forget it! - Yeah,right. |
| [02:12.21] | Come on,I need your help here. |
| [02:14.35] | All right. I'll do it,I kissed him before I can do it again. |
| [02:18.25] | You see this,this is a friend. |
| [02:20.69] | Uh-huh,let's go. |
| [02:22.52] | Oh,wait I have gum. |
| [02:25.76] | Okay. |
| [02:35.40] | Good,very good,firm but tender. |
| [02:38.07] | I'd recommend you to a friend. |
| [02:41.67] | Then I don't know what it is. What's the problem? |
| [02:43.81] | Joey,you know, maybe your just not used to kissing men, |
| [02:46.38] | maybe you just tensed up a little, |
| [02:48.65] | maybe that's what you need to work on. |
| [02:50.72] | Yeah,that makes sense. |
| [02:57.89] | Over my dead body! |
| [03:03.29] | And I'll be using his dead body as a shield. |
| [03:10.77] | Come on out,honey! I'm telling you look good! |
| [03:13.91] | Tell her she looks good,tell her she looks good. |
| [03:22.31] | Oh my God, |
| [03:26.45] | you look so good! |
| [03:29.82] | I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people |
| [03:34.13] | looking like something you drink when your nauseous. … |
| [03:38.30] | So don't,I don't see why we have to go to this thing anyway, it's your ex-fiancee's wedding. |
| [03:43.60] | Because I promised Mindy I would. |
| [03:45.87] | Yeah,well you promised Barry,you'd marry him. |
| [03:50.74] | Look you guys,I have to go,I'm the Maid-of-Honor. |
| [03:53.84] | And besides you know what I just need |
| [03:56.15] | to be in a room again with these people and feel good about myself. |
| [04:08.43] | Ooh-oh! Someone's wearing the same clothes they had on last night. Someone get a little action? |
| [04:12.43] | - I may have. - Woo-hoo,stuud! |
| [04:16.37] | - What's she look like? - Well,we haven't exactly met, |
| [04:18.64] | we just stayed up all night talking on the internet. |
| [04:22.31] | Woo-hoo,geeek! |
| [04:24.94] | I like this girl,okay, I seriously like this girl, |
| [04:28.11] | you now how sometimes I tend get a little defended and quipy... |
| [04:31.85] | |
| [04:34.12] | Well she totally called me on it,okay. She said,'cut it out,get real', |
| [04:39.36] | and I did. |
| [04:42.56] | Wow! What's that like? |
| [04:45.70] | It's like this, |
| [04:47.16] | me,no jokes. |
| [04:50.64] | All right,stop it,you're freaking me out. |
| [04:57.17] | - All right,I'll see you guys later. - Bye,Richard. |
| [05:01.05] | Bye sweetie, |
| [05:02.48] | - I love you. - I love you,too. |
| [05:12.12] | I think my boyfriend ever so dreamy, |
| [05:16.03] | I wonder what our wedding's gonna be like. |
| [05:19.73] | What are you talking about? What wedding? |
| [05:22.17] | Come on,like you never talk about that. |
| [05:24.44] | Nooo! Never! |
| [05:26.50] | I mean,we're living in the moment. |
| [05:28.91] | God,it is so nice for once to not have to get all hung up on 'Where is this going?' |
| [05:33.28] | - Afraid to ask him? - Could not be more terrified. |
| [05:36.65] | Well,I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing, |
| [05:39.58] | give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum. |
| [05:47.73] | Where's Benny? |
| [05:49.23] | There he is! |
| [05:50.76] | Where's Benny, |
| [05:53.03] | there he is. |
| [05:57.17] | Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, |
| [05:59.50] | so they can tell grown ups to cut it out. |
| [06:03.84] | Hey,you know I got a question for you. Just a little thing,no pressure. |
| [06:08.48] | Okay. |
| [06:10.85] | Did you ever,uh,like,think about the future? |
| [06:15.42] | Sure I do. |
| [06:17.72] | Yeah,am I in it? |
| [06:19.79] | Honey,you are it. |
| [06:23.46] | Oh God,you are about to get sooo lucky. |
| [06:31.70] | Keep talkin'. |
| [06:32.84] | Well,uh,sometimes I think about selling my practice, |
| [06:38.64] | we could move to France, |
| [06:41.71] | make French toast. |
| [06:44.88] | Okay,so,uh,we're in France, |
| [06:49.62] | we're making the toast. … |
| [06:52.86] | Do you see a little bassinet in the corner? |
| [06:56.56] | Like a hound? |
| [07:00.20] | Not a basset,a bassinet. |
| [07:05.74] | You really need the bassinet? |
| [07:08.71] | Well,I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog. |
| [07:14.38] | Do you,uh,do you,do you not see kids in our future. |
| [07:17.35] | Oh,hey,I love children, |
| [07:21.52] | I have children. |
| [07:23.62] | I just don't want to be 70 |
| [07:25.12] | when our kids go off to college, and our lives can finally start. … |
| [07:32.56] | Look I want you,now. |
| [07:38.37] | That's Great. |
| [07:40.54] | You know we don't need to talk about this now. |
| [07:42.41] | Really,I mean this is, is so way,way,way,in the future, |
| [07:46.74] | I'm talkin' hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet. |
| [07:54.69] | Come on,Chandler,I want this part soo much. |
| [07:58.56] | Just one kiss,I won't tell anyone. |
| [08:01.33] | Joey,no means no! |
| [08:08.73] | I'm sorry we,we don't have your sheep. |
| [08:15.81] | Aww,Rach,I think you look cute |
| [08:19.28] | And you,uh,you, |
| [08:22.21] | - you I could eat with a spoon - Get away from me I said no! |
| [08:28.52] | - Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs. - Oh,Richard's here. |
| [08:31.39] | I should run down say bye to him |
| [08:41.20] | So how's your date with your cyberchick going. |
| [08:43.50] | Ooh,hey,what is all that? |
| [08:48.17] | See,she likes art, |
| [08:51.08] | and I like funny words. |
| [08:54.58] | |
| [08:57.38] | It means we're holding hands. |
| [09:01.42] | Are you the cutest? |
| [09:03.09] | I'm afraid I might just be. |
| [09:07.89] | You know,what I think is so great that you are totally into this person |
| [09:11.73] | and yet for all you know she could be like 90 years old,or have two heads, … |
| [09:17.13] | or. It could be a guy. |
| [09:19.87] | Okay,it's not a guy,all right,I know her. |
| [09:28.35] | Man,I got this close to him and Monica kneed me in the back. |
| [09:33.75] | What's going on? |
| [09:37.76] | Oh,well. Just ask her how long she's gonna live. |
| [09:40.32] | Women live longer than men. |
| [09:45.90] | How do you not fall down more? |
| [09:49.80] | Okay,ask her 'What is her current method of birth control?' |
| [09:53.44] | All right. |
| [09:58.31] | "My husband is sleeping with his secretary." “ |
| [10:02.28] | She's married! |
| [10:04.78] | Well at least we know she's a woman. |
| [10:09.09] | I can't believe she's married. |
| [10:11.29] | Aw,man I'm sorry. |
| [10:15.29] | This must be very tough for ya,huh. |
| [10:21.60] | So,I read this article in the paper the other day that says you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings, |
| [10:26.94] | because when pigeons eat rice it kills them. |
| [10:29.21] | Oh,that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars. |
| [10:34.04] | - See,we're having fun. - Oh,absolutely. |
| [10:37.82] | Yeah,you know I'm not even thinking about that thing that we're not going to be thinking about. |
| [10:41.39] | Neither am I. |
| [10:43.52] | Hi,there. Are you all right? |
| [10:46.06] | Yeah,when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, |
| [10:50.93] | and God,I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here,you know I shouldn't, |
| [10:54.23] | people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time. |
| [10:58.54] | Sweetie,it's be gonna okay,all right. It's a wedding, |
| [11:01.24] | generally people focus on the bride. |
| [11:04.21] | God I know,you're right. |
| [11:05.24] | All rightie,everybody look at me. Good. |
| [11:08.01] | All right,its time. Bridesmaids and ushers let's see two lines,thank you. |
| [11:14.28] | Okay,I'll see you after the thing. |
| [11:16.12] | - Okay,good luck - Thank you |
| [11:29.13] | Why the hell didn't you tell me! |
| [11:30.83] | I'm sorry. What was I supposed to do |
| [11:32.37] | stand up and shout 'Hey,Rachel,your butt is showing!' |
| [11:35.71] | Oh my God this is sooo humiliating. |
| [11:37.91] | I think the only thing that tops that was,was, |
| [11:41.58] | was when I was in the eight grade and I had to sing the Copa Cabana in front of the entire school. |
| [11:45.05] | I think I got about two lines into it before I ran and freaked out. |
| [11:47.82] | Oh my God,my entire life is flashing before my eyes. |
| [11:49.82] | Rach,hey look,I remember that,it wasn't so bad. |
| [11:52.89] | Oh Ross,would you stop, you got me, I'm dating you. |
| [11:57.43] | Rachel! |
| [11:59.16] | Oh hi,Mr. Wineburg,hi Mrs. Wineburg. |
| [12:01.37] | It's so wonderful to see you again,my dear, |
| [12:03.90] | in fact I hardly expected to see so much. |
| [12:09.14] | You told me you didn't see anything. |
| [12:11.14] | I tell ya a lot things! |
| [12:13.74] | Well it's wonderful to have you up and about,again,dear. |
| [12:17.85] | Stay well. |
| [12:20.58] | Okay,now that is the third time someone has said something like that to me today. |
| [12:24.72] | Rach! Rach! |
| [12:27.49] | - Oh my God,I'm married! - I know. |
| [12:30.13] | I'm Mrs. Dr. Barry Hunter hyphen Farber. |
| [12:33.23] | Oh honey,I'm so proud of you,Min. |
| [12:35.93] | Min. |
| [12:37.87] | Oh Rach,you're still here, |
| [12:39.77] | at our wedding,they were packing up the chopped liver about now. |
| [12:43.41] | Yeah,I love that story. |
| [12:46.84] | Um,I got a question for you guys. |
| [12:48.58] | Why do people keep is saying that is good to see me up and about? |
| [12:52.32] | Well uh,after you ran out on your wedding, |
| [12:55.19] | Barry's parents told people that you were sort of....insane. … |
| [13:00.79] | Insane! |
| [13:02.16] | ...from the syphilis. |
| [13:04.03] | What? |
| [13:06.26] | Yeah,what are they gonna say you didn't love me anymore. Come on. |
| [13:11.94] | Angela? Joey Tribiani. |
| [13:15.37] | Listen,what are ya doing tonight? |
| [13:18.81] | I know your seeing that guy, I was thinking maybe you could bring him..... |
| [13:22.85] | Hello? Hello? |
| [13:35.59] | Aren't you gonna answer her, that's like the tenth bing-bong message she sent. |
| [13:39.56] | - She wants to know what's wrong? - What's wrong? What's wrong? |
| [13:41.63] | You're married that's what's wrong. |
| [13:46.94] | - Oh,my. - What? |
| [13:49.44] | She wants to meet you in person. |
| [13:51.18] | Hey,look,Phoebe I wanted to meet her in person too, |
| [13:54.04] | okay,but she's married,she has a husband. |
| [13:56.65] | What if the husband person is the wrong guy,and you are the right guy. |
| [14:00.52] | I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, |
| [14:02.89] | if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself |
| [14:05.39] | when your 80,which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip. … |
| [14:10.79] | Okay,I'll do it! |
| [14:12.83] | Oh,yeah! Okay! Great! |
| [14:14.63] | Go,man,go put on your shoes,and,and march out there and meet her! |
| [14:18.80] | Oh,wait,no,no you have to take a shower,'cause,eww. |
| [14:22.37] | No,you know what you have to answer her,answer her first. |
| [14:25.34] | No,no,you know what make some coffee 'cause its too much. |
| [14:33.08] | Okay,one more,please. Come on, I'm gonna get it in this time,I will. |
| [14:36.59] | Okay,last chance. |
| [14:44.23] | Again,I'm sorry. |
| [14:50.23] | You know what,maybe I don't need to have children. |
| [14:53.87] | You know maybe I just think I do because that is what society, |
| [14:57.84] | and by that I mean my mom, … |
| [15:01.14] | has always convinced me that I... … |
| [15:07.78] | I do, |
| [15:09.45] | I have to have children,I'm sorry. I just do. |
| [15:14.46] | Yo! Can I have your attention,please, |
| [15:17.39] | Best Man,making a toast here. |
| [15:19.83] | Thank you. |
| [15:22.33] | I remember when Barry got home from his first date with Rachel... |
| [15:28.91] | |
| [15:29.91] | What,you hired the same band I can't use the same speech. |
| [15:33.58] | Thank you,thank you very much. |
| [15:36.38] | Anyway,I wish you both a wonderful life together. |
| [15:41.08] | And Rachel... |
| [15:46.02] | its not a lot of women would've had the guts to come back here tonight, |
| [15:49.13] | and even fewer, who would do it with their asses hanging out! |
| [16:00.04] | Uh,I like to,uh,to add something to that... |
| [16:02.37] | - Why are you adding,why are you adding,why are you adding,why are you adding? |
| [16:05.81] | Most of you don't know me,I'm Rachel's boyfriend. |
| [16:09.91] | Oh dear God. |
| [16:12.25] | Ross, … |
| [16:13.55] | uh and uh,I'd just like to say that it did take a lot of courage for Rachel to come here tonight. |
| [16:21.02] | And,uh,for the record |
| [16:23.43] | she did not run out on Barry because she had syphilis. … |
| [16:29.77] | What are you doing I'm serious. |
| [16:33.17] | Uh,the reason she walked out on,on Barry is simply that she didn't love him, |
| [16:40.38] | which incidentally worked out pretty well for me |
| [16:50.82] | Cheers! |
| [16:53.26] | - See you in the parking lot. - No,Rach! |
| [16:58.66] | And once again she is out of here. |
| [17:01.43] | |
| [17:17.28] | Ya,know what Barr,I'm not gonna leave. |
| [17:20.42] | I probably should,but I'm not, |
| [17:23.69] | see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings. |
| [17:31.86] | See now,tonight,all I really wanted was |
| [17:34.43] | to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. |
| [17:40.77] | Well,I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. |
| [17:47.91] | There's nothing really left to say except.... |
| [17:59.49] | "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. |
| [18:07.56] | With yellow feathers,feathers in her hair,and a dress cut down to there. |
| [18:15.14] | |
| [18:16.84] | - Marenge,- "...marenge,thank you honey, |
| [18:19.54] | and do the cha-cha. |
| [18:22.35] | And while she like to be a star,Tony always tended bar. |
| [18:27.28] | At the,wait,wait,everybody. |
| [18:29.69] | |
| [18:33.39] | |
| [18:36.83] | |
| [18:38.73] | |
| [18:41.23] | |
| [18:52.48] | Okay,I'll do it. |
| [18:56.38] | You'll do what? |
| [18:57.41] | If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is. |
| [19:01.55] | Oh my God! |
| [19:03.25] | If I have to I'll,I'll do all again, |
| [19:05.76] | I'll do the 4 o'clock feeding thing, |
| [19:08.19] | I'll go to the P.T.A. meetings, |
| [19:10.33] | I'll coach the soccer team. |
| [19:13.16] | - Really? - Yeah,if I have to. |
| [19:16.83] | Monica, |
| [19:20.77] | I don't wanna lose you, … |
| [19:23.27] | so if I have to do it all over again, then I will. |
| [19:31.15] | You're the most wonderful man. |
| [19:36.00] | And if you hadn't of said 'if I have to' like seventeen times, |
| [19:42.89] | then I'd be saying 'okay,let's do it.' … |
| [19:47.66] | But you're not. |
| [19:51.74] | Oh my God, |
| [19:54.77] | I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say. |
| [20:00.51] | I wanna have a baby, |
| [20:05.75] | but I don't wanna have one with someone who doesn't really wanna have one. |
| [20:12.62] | God. |
| [20:19.60] | I love you. |
| [20:30.57] | Me too. |
| [20:39.08] | So what now? |
| [20:42.65] | I guess we just |
| [20:45.59] | keep dancing. … |
| [21:04.07] | Oh,hey,I have a question,where is she? |
| [21:13.68] | Ooh,oh,oh,that's her. |
| [21:14.82] | Yeah,'cause life's just that kind. |
| [21:18.62] | Chandler,you gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot, |
| [21:22.36] | you know if you keep looking at it then the door is to, never gonna boil. |
| [21:26.70] | I think what you have to do is try not to... |
| [21:35.47] | Oh my God! |
| [21:54.16] | OH.....MY.....GOD!! |
| [22:06.54] | All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this, |
| [22:10.24] | because I wanna be a good friend, and dammit I am a good friend. So just,just shut up and close your eyes. |
| [22:21.75] | Wow,you are a good friend, |
| [22:23.92] | 'course the audition was this morning,and I didn't get it. |
| [22:28.59] | But that was a hell of a kiss. |
| [22:30.83] | Rachel is a very lucky girl. |
| [00:03.75] | Hey Joey, how' d the audition go? Incredible! |
| [00:06.22] | I met the director this time and you' ll never believe who it was. |
| [00:09.02] | Who? All right. I' ll give you one hint. |
| [00:12.29] | Warren Beatty. |
| [00:15.76] | Yeah, there' s just one thing that might be kind' ve a problem. |
| [00:19.30] | See, I, uh, had to kiss this guy. |
| [00:21.87] | ' Cause he was just so darn cute. |
| [00:29.47] | Well, hey. You' re an actor, I say you just suck it up and do it. |
| [00:37.85] | Or you just do it. |
| [00:40.42] | I did do it, I' m a professional. |
| [00:42.32] | Then what' s the problem? |
| [00:43.39] | See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says |
| [00:46.56] | ' good actor, bad kisser'. " |
| [00:49.13] | Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, |
| [00:52.60] | that' s like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother. |
| [00:58.44] | Well, come on, who cares what that guy thinks. What does Warren Beatty know about kissing Ooh. |
| [01:07.61] | The One With Barry And Mindy' s Wedding |
| [01:15.87] | |
| [01:56.86] | Hey, what did your agent say? |
| [01:58.53] | Yep, this kiss thing is defiantly a problem, Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday. |
| [02:04.04] | Man, I gotta figure out what I' m doing wrong. |
| [02:06.67] | Oh, okay, one of you girls come over here and kiss me. |
| [02:09.74] | What, forget it! Yeah, right. |
| [02:12.21] | Come on, I need your help here. |
| [02:14.35] | All right. I' ll do it, I kissed him before I can do it again. |
| [02:18.25] | You see this, this is a friend. |
| [02:20.69] | Uhhuh, let' s go. |
| [02:22.52] | Oh, wait I have gum. |
| [02:25.76] | Okay. |
| [02:35.40] | Good, very good, firm but tender. |
| [02:38.07] | I' d recommend you to a friend. |
| [02:41.67] | Then I don' t know what it is. What' s the problem? |
| [02:43.81] | Joey, you know, maybe your just not used to kissing men, |
| [02:46.38] | maybe you just tensed up a little, |
| [02:48.65] | maybe that' s what you need to work on. |
| [02:50.72] | Yeah, that makes sense. |
| [02:57.89] | Over my dead body! |
| [03:03.29] | And I' ll be using his dead body as a shield. |
| [03:10.77] | Come on out, honey! I' m telling you look good! |
| [03:13.91] | Tell her she looks good, tell her she looks good. |
| [03:22.31] | Oh my God, |
| [03:26.45] | you look so good! |
| [03:29.82] | I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people |
| [03:34.13] | looking like something you drink when your nauseous. |
| [03:38.30] | So don' t, I don' t see why we have to go to this thing anyway, it' s your exfiancee' s wedding. |
| [03:43.60] | Because I promised Mindy I would. |
| [03:45.87] | Yeah, well you promised Barry, you' d marry him. |
| [03:50.74] | Look you guys, I have to go, I' m the MaidofHonor. |
| [03:53.84] | And besides you know what I just need |
| [03:56.15] | to be in a room again with these people and feel good about myself. |
| [04:08.43] | Oohoh! Someone' s wearing the same clothes they had on last night. Someone get a little action? |
| [04:12.43] | I may have. Woohoo, stuud! |
| [04:16.37] | What' s she look like? Well, we haven' t exactly met, |
| [04:18.64] | we just stayed up all night talking on the internet. |
| [04:22.31] | Woohoo, geeek! |
| [04:24.94] | I like this girl, okay, I seriously like this girl, |
| [04:28.11] | you now how sometimes I tend get a little defended and quipy... |
| [04:31.85] | |
| [04:34.12] | Well she totally called me on it, okay. She said,' cut it out, get real', |
| [04:39.36] | and I did. |
| [04:42.56] | Wow! What' s that like? |
| [04:45.70] | It' s like this, |
| [04:47.16] | me, no jokes. |
| [04:50.64] | All right, stop it, you' re freaking me out. |
| [04:57.17] | All right, I' ll see you guys later. Bye, Richard. |
| [05:01.05] | Bye sweetie, |
| [05:02.48] | I love you. I love you, too. |
| [05:12.12] | I think my boyfriend ever so dreamy, |
| [05:16.03] | I wonder what our wedding' s gonna be like. |
| [05:19.73] | What are you talking about? What wedding? |
| [05:22.17] | Come on, like you never talk about that. |
| [05:24.44] | Nooo! Never! |
| [05:26.50] | I mean, we' re living in the moment. |
| [05:28.91] | God, it is so nice for once to not have to get all hung up on ' Where is this going?' |
| [05:33.28] | Afraid to ask him? Could not be more terrified. |
| [05:36.65] | Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing, |
| [05:39.58] | give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum. |
| [05:47.73] | Where' s Benny? |
| [05:49.23] | There he is! |
| [05:50.76] | Where' s Benny, |
| [05:53.03] | there he is. |
| [05:57.17] | Awww! You know that' s probably why babies learn to talk, |
| [05:59.50] | so they can tell grown ups to cut it out. |
| [06:03.84] | Hey, you know I got a question for you. Just a little thing, no pressure. |
| [06:08.48] | Okay. |
| [06:10.85] | Did you ever, uh, like, think about the future? |
| [06:15.42] | Sure I do. |
| [06:17.72] | Yeah, am I in it? |
| [06:19.79] | Honey, you are it. |
| [06:23.46] | Oh God, you are about to get sooo lucky. |
| [06:31.70] | Keep talkin'. |
| [06:32.84] | Well, uh, sometimes I think about selling my practice, |
| [06:38.64] | we could move to France, |
| [06:41.71] | make French toast. |
| [06:44.88] | Okay, so, uh, we' re in France, |
| [06:49.62] | we' re making the toast. |
| [06:52.86] | Do you see a little bassinet in the corner? |
| [06:56.56] | Like a hound? |
| [07:00.20] | Not a basset, a bassinet. |
| [07:05.74] | You really need the bassinet? |
| [07:08.71] | Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog. |
| [07:14.38] | Do you, uh, do you, do you not see kids in our future. |
| [07:17.35] | Oh, hey, I love children, |
| [07:21.52] | I have children. |
| [07:23.62] | I just don' t want to be 70 |
| [07:25.12] | when our kids go off to college, and our lives can finally start. |
| [07:32.56] | Look I want you, now. |
| [07:38.37] | That' s Great. |
| [07:40.54] | You know we don' t need to talk about this now. |
| [07:42.41] | Really, I mean this is, is so way, way, way, in the future, |
| [07:46.74] | I' m talkin' hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet. |
| [07:54.69] | Come on, Chandler, I want this part soo much. |
| [07:58.56] | Just one kiss, I won' t tell anyone. |
| [08:01.33] | Joey, no means no! |
| [08:08.73] | I' m sorry we, we don' t have your sheep. |
| [08:15.81] | Aww, Rach, I think you look cute |
| [08:19.28] | And you, uh, you, |
| [08:22.21] | you I could eat with a spoon Get away from me I said no! |
| [08:28.52] | Richard buzzed. He' s waiting downstairs. Oh, Richard' s here. |
| [08:31.39] | I should run down say bye to him |
| [08:41.20] | So how' s your date with your cyberchick going. |
| [08:43.50] | Ooh, hey, what is all that? |
| [08:48.17] | See, she likes art, |
| [08:51.08] | and I like funny words. |
| [08:54.58] | |
| [08:57.38] | It means we' re holding hands. |
| [09:01.42] | Are you the cutest? |
| [09:03.09] | I' m afraid I might just be. |
| [09:07.89] | You know, what I think is so great that you are totally into this person |
| [09:11.73] | and yet for all you know she could be like 90 years old, or have two heads, |
| [09:17.13] | or. It could be a guy. |
| [09:19.87] | Okay, it' s not a guy, all right, I know her. |
| [09:28.35] | Man, I got this close to him and Monica kneed me in the back. |
| [09:33.75] | What' s going on? |
| [09:37.76] | Oh, well. Just ask her how long she' s gonna live. |
| [09:40.32] | Women live longer than men. |
| [09:45.90] | How do you not fall down more? |
| [09:49.80] | Okay, ask her ' What is her current method of birth control?' |
| [09:53.44] | All right. |
| [09:58.31] | " My husband is sleeping with his secretary." " |
| [10:02.28] | She' s married! |
| [10:04.78] | Well at least we know she' s a woman. |
| [10:09.09] | I can' t believe she' s married. |
| [10:11.29] | Aw, man I' m sorry. |
| [10:15.29] | This must be very tough for ya, huh. |
| [10:21.60] | So, I read this article in the paper the other day that says you' re not supposed to throw rice at weddings, |
| [10:26.94] | because when pigeons eat rice it kills them. |
| [10:29.21] | Oh, that' s why you never see pigeons at sushi bars. |
| [10:34.04] | See, we' re having fun. Oh, absolutely. |
| [10:37.82] | Yeah, you know I' m not even thinking about that thing that we' re not going to be thinking about. |
| [10:41.39] | Neither am I. |
| [10:43.52] | Hi, there. Are you all right? |
| [10:46.06] | Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, |
| [10:50.93] | and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn' t be here, you know I shouldn' t, |
| [10:54.23] | people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time. |
| [10:58.54] | Sweetie, it' s be gonna okay, all right. It' s a wedding, |
| [11:01.24] | generally people focus on the bride. |
| [11:04.21] | God I know, you' re right. |
| [11:05.24] | All rightie, everybody look at me. Good. |
| [11:08.01] | All right, its time. Bridesmaids and ushers let' s see two lines, thank you. |
| [11:14.28] | Okay, I' ll see you after the thing. |
| [11:16.12] | Okay, good luck Thank you |
| [11:29.13] | Why the hell didn' t you tell me! |
| [11:30.83] | I' m sorry. What was I supposed to do |
| [11:32.37] | stand up and shout ' Hey, Rachel, your butt is showing!' |
| [11:35.71] | Oh my God this is sooo humiliating. |
| [11:37.91] | I think the only thing that tops that was, was, |
| [11:41.58] | was when I was in the eight grade and I had to sing the Copa Cabana in front of the entire school. |
| [11:45.05] | I think I got about two lines into it before I ran and freaked out. |
| [11:47.82] | Oh my God, my entire life is flashing before my eyes. |
| [11:49.82] | Rach, hey look, I remember that, it wasn' t so bad. |
| [11:52.89] | Oh Ross, would you stop, you got me, I' m dating you. |
| [11:57.43] | Rachel! |
| [11:59.16] | Oh hi, Mr. Wineburg, hi Mrs. Wineburg. |
| [12:01.37] | It' s so wonderful to see you again, my dear, |
| [12:03.90] | in fact I hardly expected to see so much. |
| [12:09.14] | You told me you didn' t see anything. |
| [12:11.14] | I tell ya a lot things! |
| [12:13.74] | Well it' s wonderful to have you up and about, again, dear. |
| [12:17.85] | Stay well. |
| [12:20.58] | Okay, now that is the third time someone has said something like that to me today. |
| [12:24.72] | Rach! Rach! |
| [12:27.49] | Oh my God, I' m married! I know. |
| [12:30.13] | I' m Mrs. Dr. Barry Hunter hyphen Farber. |
| [12:33.23] | Oh honey, I' m so proud of you, Min. |
| [12:35.93] | Min. |
| [12:37.87] | Oh Rach, you' re still here, |
| [12:39.77] | at our wedding, they were packing up the chopped liver about now. |
| [12:43.41] | Yeah, I love that story. |
| [12:46.84] | Um, I got a question for you guys. |
| [12:48.58] | Why do people keep is saying that is good to see me up and about? |
| [12:52.32] | Well uh, after you ran out on your wedding, |
| [12:55.19] | Barry' s parents told people that you were sort of.... insane. |
| [13:00.79] | Insane! |
| [13:02.16] | ... from the syphilis. |
| [13:04.03] | What? |
| [13:06.26] | Yeah, what are they gonna say you didn' t love me anymore. Come on. |
| [13:11.94] | Angela? Joey Tribiani. |
| [13:15.37] | Listen, what are ya doing tonight? |
| [13:18.81] | I know your seeing that guy, I was thinking maybe you could bring him..... |
| [13:22.85] | Hello? Hello? |
| [13:35.59] | Aren' t you gonna answer her, that' s like the tenth bingbong message she sent. |
| [13:39.56] | She wants to know what' s wrong? What' s wrong? What' s wrong? |
| [13:41.63] | You' re married that' s what' s wrong. |
| [13:46.94] | Oh, my. What? |
| [13:49.44] | She wants to meet you in person. |
| [13:51.18] | Hey, look, Phoebe I wanted to meet her in person too, |
| [13:54.04] | okay, but she' s married, she has a husband. |
| [13:56.65] | What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. |
| [14:00.52] | I mean you don' t get chances like this all the time, |
| [14:02.89] | if you don' t meet her now, you' re gonna be kicking yourself |
| [14:05.39] | when your 80, which is hard to do, and that' s how you break a hip. |
| [14:10.79] | Okay, I' ll do it! |
| [14:12.83] | Oh, yeah! Okay! Great! |
| [14:14.63] | Go, man, go put on your shoes, and, and march out there and meet her! |
| [14:18.80] | Oh, wait, no, no you have to take a shower,' cause, eww. |
| [14:22.37] | No, you know what you have to answer her, answer her first. |
| [14:25.34] | No, no, you know what make some coffee ' cause its too much. |
| [14:33.08] | Okay, one more, please. Come on, I' m gonna get it in this time, I will. |
| [14:36.59] | Okay, last chance. |
| [14:44.23] | Again, I' m sorry. |
| [14:50.23] | You know what, maybe I don' t need to have children. |
| [14:53.87] | You know maybe I just think I do because that is what society, |
| [14:57.84] | and by that I mean my mom, |
| [15:01.14] | has always convinced me that I... |
| [15:07.78] | I do, |
| [15:09.45] | I have to have children, I' m sorry. I just do. |
| [15:14.46] | Yo! Can I have your attention, please, |
| [15:17.39] | Best Man, making a toast here. |
| [15:19.83] | Thank you. |
| [15:22.33] | I remember when Barry got home from his first date with Rachel... |
| [15:28.91] | |
| [15:29.91] | What, you hired the same band I can' t use the same speech. |
| [15:33.58] | Thank you, thank you very much. |
| [15:36.38] | Anyway, I wish you both a wonderful life together. |
| [15:41.08] | And Rachel... |
| [15:46.02] | its not a lot of women would' ve had the guts to come back here tonight, |
| [15:49.13] | and even fewer, who would do it with their asses hanging out! |
| [16:00.04] | Uh, I like to, uh, to add something to that... |
| [16:02.37] | Why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding? |
| [16:05.81] | Most of you don' t know me, I' m Rachel' s boyfriend. |
| [16:09.91] | Oh dear God. |
| [16:12.25] | Ross, |
| [16:13.55] | uh and uh, I' d just like to say that it did take a lot of courage for Rachel to come here tonight. |
| [16:21.02] | And, uh, for the record |
| [16:23.43] | she did not run out on Barry because she had syphilis. |
| [16:29.77] | What are you doing I' m serious. |
| [16:33.17] | Uh, the reason she walked out on, on Barry is simply that she didn' t love him, |
| [16:40.38] | which incidentally worked out pretty well for me |
| [16:50.82] | Cheers! |
| [16:53.26] | See you in the parking lot. No, Rach! |
| [16:58.66] | And once again she is out of here. |
| [17:01.43] | |
| [17:17.28] | Ya, know what Barr, I' m not gonna leave. |
| [17:20.42] | I probably should, but I' m not, |
| [17:23.69] | see ' cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least one of your weddings. |
| [17:31.86] | See now, tonight, all I really wanted was |
| [17:34.43] | to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. |
| [17:40.77] | Well, I guess we can all agree that' s not gonna happen. |
| [17:47.91] | There' s nothing really left to say except.... |
| [17:59.49] | " Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. |
| [18:07.56] | With yellow feathers, feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. |
| [18:15.14] | |
| [18:16.84] | Marenge, "... marenge, thank you honey, |
| [18:19.54] | and do the chacha. |
| [18:22.35] | And while she like to be a star, Tony always tended bar. |
| [18:27.28] | At the, wait, wait, everybody. |
| [18:29.69] | |
| [18:33.39] | |
| [18:36.83] | |
| [18:38.73] | |
| [18:41.23] | |
| [18:52.48] | Okay, I' ll do it. |
| [18:56.38] | You' ll do what? |
| [18:57.41] | If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is. |
| [19:01.55] | Oh my God! |
| [19:03.25] | If I have to I' ll, I' ll do all again, |
| [19:05.76] | I' ll do the 4 o' clock feeding thing, |
| [19:08.19] | I' ll go to the P. T. A. meetings, |
| [19:10.33] | I' ll coach the soccer team. |
| [19:13.16] | Really? Yeah, if I have to. |
| [19:16.83] | Monica, |
| [19:20.77] | I don' t wanna lose you, |
| [19:23.27] | so if I have to do it all over again, then I will. |
| [19:31.15] | You' re the most wonderful man. |
| [19:36.00] | And if you hadn' t of said ' if I have to' like seventeen times, |
| [19:42.89] | then I' d be saying ' okay, let' s do it.' |
| [19:47.66] | But you' re not. |
| [19:51.74] | Oh my God, |
| [19:54.77] | I can' t believe what I' m getting ready to say. |
| [20:00.51] | I wanna have a baby, |
| [20:05.75] | but I don' t wanna have one with someone who doesn' t really wanna have one. |
| [20:12.62] | God. |
| [20:19.60] | I love you. |
| [20:30.57] | Me too. |
| [20:39.08] | So what now? |
| [20:42.65] | I guess we just |
| [20:45.59] | keep dancing. |
| [21:04.07] | Oh, hey, I have a question, where is she? |
| [21:13.68] | Ooh, oh, oh, that' s her. |
| [21:14.82] | Yeah,' cause life' s just that kind. |
| [21:18.62] | Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It' s like a watched pot, |
| [21:22.36] | you know if you keep looking at it then the door is to, never gonna boil. |
| [21:26.70] | I think what you have to do is try not to... |
| [21:35.47] | Oh my God! |
| [21:54.16] | OH..... MY..... GOD!! |
| [22:06.54] | All right I' ve been feeling incredibly guilty about this, |
| [22:10.24] | because I wanna be a good friend, and dammit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes. |
| [22:21.75] | Wow, you are a good friend, |
| [22:23.92] | ' course the audition was this morning, and I didn' t get it. |
| [22:28.59] | But that was a hell of a kiss. |
| [22:30.83] | Rachel is a very lucky girl. |
| [00:03.75] | Hey Joey, how' d the audition go? Incredible! |
| [00:06.22] | I met the director this time and you' ll never believe who it was. |
| [00:09.02] | Who? All right. I' ll give you one hint. |
| [00:12.29] | Warren Beatty. |
| [00:15.76] | Yeah, there' s just one thing that might be kind' ve a problem. |
| [00:19.30] | See, I, uh, had to kiss this guy. |
| [00:21.87] | ' Cause he was just so darn cute. |
| [00:29.47] | Well, hey. You' re an actor, I say you just suck it up and do it. |
| [00:37.85] | Or you just do it. |
| [00:40.42] | I did do it, I' m a professional. |
| [00:42.32] | Then what' s the problem? |
| [00:43.39] | See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says |
| [00:46.56] | ' good actor, bad kisser'. " |
| [00:49.13] | Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, |
| [00:52.60] | that' s like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother. |
| [00:58.44] | Well, come on, who cares what that guy thinks. What does Warren Beatty know about kissing Ooh. |
| [01:07.61] | The One With Barry And Mindy' s Wedding |
| [01:15.87] | |
| [01:56.86] | Hey, what did your agent say? |
| [01:58.53] | Yep, this kiss thing is defiantly a problem, Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday. |
| [02:04.04] | Man, I gotta figure out what I' m doing wrong. |
| [02:06.67] | Oh, okay, one of you girls come over here and kiss me. |
| [02:09.74] | What, forget it! Yeah, right. |
| [02:12.21] | Come on, I need your help here. |
| [02:14.35] | All right. I' ll do it, I kissed him before I can do it again. |
| [02:18.25] | You see this, this is a friend. |
| [02:20.69] | Uhhuh, let' s go. |
| [02:22.52] | Oh, wait I have gum. |
| [02:25.76] | Okay. |
| [02:35.40] | Good, very good, firm but tender. |
| [02:38.07] | I' d recommend you to a friend. |
| [02:41.67] | Then I don' t know what it is. What' s the problem? |
| [02:43.81] | Joey, you know, maybe your just not used to kissing men, |
| [02:46.38] | maybe you just tensed up a little, |
| [02:48.65] | maybe that' s what you need to work on. |
| [02:50.72] | Yeah, that makes sense. |
| [02:57.89] | Over my dead body! |
| [03:03.29] | And I' ll be using his dead body as a shield. |
| [03:10.77] | Come on out, honey! I' m telling you look good! |
| [03:13.91] | Tell her she looks good, tell her she looks good. |
| [03:22.31] | Oh my God, |
| [03:26.45] | you look so good! |
| [03:29.82] | I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people |
| [03:34.13] | looking like something you drink when your nauseous. |
| [03:38.30] | So don' t, I don' t see why we have to go to this thing anyway, it' s your exfiancee' s wedding. |
| [03:43.60] | Because I promised Mindy I would. |
| [03:45.87] | Yeah, well you promised Barry, you' d marry him. |
| [03:50.74] | Look you guys, I have to go, I' m the MaidofHonor. |
| [03:53.84] | And besides you know what I just need |
| [03:56.15] | to be in a room again with these people and feel good about myself. |
| [04:08.43] | Oohoh! Someone' s wearing the same clothes they had on last night. Someone get a little action? |
| [04:12.43] | I may have. Woohoo, stuud! |
| [04:16.37] | What' s she look like? Well, we haven' t exactly met, |
| [04:18.64] | we just stayed up all night talking on the internet. |
| [04:22.31] | Woohoo, geeek! |
| [04:24.94] | I like this girl, okay, I seriously like this girl, |
| [04:28.11] | you now how sometimes I tend get a little defended and quipy... |
| [04:31.85] | |
| [04:34.12] | Well she totally called me on it, okay. She said,' cut it out, get real', |
| [04:39.36] | and I did. |
| [04:42.56] | Wow! What' s that like? |
| [04:45.70] | It' s like this, |
| [04:47.16] | me, no jokes. |
| [04:50.64] | All right, stop it, you' re freaking me out. |
| [04:57.17] | All right, I' ll see you guys later. Bye, Richard. |
| [05:01.05] | Bye sweetie, |
| [05:02.48] | I love you. I love you, too. |
| [05:12.12] | I think my boyfriend ever so dreamy, |
| [05:16.03] | I wonder what our wedding' s gonna be like. |
| [05:19.73] | What are you talking about? What wedding? |
| [05:22.17] | Come on, like you never talk about that. |
| [05:24.44] | Nooo! Never! |
| [05:26.50] | I mean, we' re living in the moment. |
| [05:28.91] | God, it is so nice for once to not have to get all hung up on ' Where is this going?' |
| [05:33.28] | Afraid to ask him? Could not be more terrified. |
| [05:36.65] | Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing, |
| [05:39.58] | give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum. |
| [05:47.73] | Where' s Benny? |
| [05:49.23] | There he is! |
| [05:50.76] | Where' s Benny, |
| [05:53.03] | there he is. |
| [05:57.17] | Awww! You know that' s probably why babies learn to talk, |
| [05:59.50] | so they can tell grown ups to cut it out. |
| [06:03.84] | Hey, you know I got a question for you. Just a little thing, no pressure. |
| [06:08.48] | Okay. |
| [06:10.85] | Did you ever, uh, like, think about the future? |
| [06:15.42] | Sure I do. |
| [06:17.72] | Yeah, am I in it? |
| [06:19.79] | Honey, you are it. |
| [06:23.46] | Oh God, you are about to get sooo lucky. |
| [06:31.70] | Keep talkin'. |
| [06:32.84] | Well, uh, sometimes I think about selling my practice, |
| [06:38.64] | we could move to France, |
| [06:41.71] | make French toast. |
| [06:44.88] | Okay, so, uh, we' re in France, |
| [06:49.62] | we' re making the toast. |
| [06:52.86] | Do you see a little bassinet in the corner? |
| [06:56.56] | Like a hound? |
| [07:00.20] | Not a basset, a bassinet. |
| [07:05.74] | You really need the bassinet? |
| [07:08.71] | Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog. |
| [07:14.38] | Do you, uh, do you, do you not see kids in our future. |
| [07:17.35] | Oh, hey, I love children, |
| [07:21.52] | I have children. |
| [07:23.62] | I just don' t want to be 70 |
| [07:25.12] | when our kids go off to college, and our lives can finally start. |
| [07:32.56] | Look I want you, now. |
| [07:38.37] | That' s Great. |
| [07:40.54] | You know we don' t need to talk about this now. |
| [07:42.41] | Really, I mean this is, is so way, way, way, in the future, |
| [07:46.74] | I' m talkin' hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet. |
| [07:54.69] | Come on, Chandler, I want this part soo much. |
| [07:58.56] | Just one kiss, I won' t tell anyone. |
| [08:01.33] | Joey, no means no! |
| [08:08.73] | I' m sorry we, we don' t have your sheep. |
| [08:15.81] | Aww, Rach, I think you look cute |
| [08:19.28] | And you, uh, you, |
| [08:22.21] | you I could eat with a spoon Get away from me I said no! |
| [08:28.52] | Richard buzzed. He' s waiting downstairs. Oh, Richard' s here. |
| [08:31.39] | I should run down say bye to him |
| [08:41.20] | So how' s your date with your cyberchick going. |
| [08:43.50] | Ooh, hey, what is all that? |
| [08:48.17] | See, she likes art, |
| [08:51.08] | and I like funny words. |
| [08:54.58] | |
| [08:57.38] | It means we' re holding hands. |
| [09:01.42] | Are you the cutest? |
| [09:03.09] | I' m afraid I might just be. |
| [09:07.89] | You know, what I think is so great that you are totally into this person |
| [09:11.73] | and yet for all you know she could be like 90 years old, or have two heads, |
| [09:17.13] | or. It could be a guy. |
| [09:19.87] | Okay, it' s not a guy, all right, I know her. |
| [09:28.35] | Man, I got this close to him and Monica kneed me in the back. |
| [09:33.75] | What' s going on? |
| [09:37.76] | Oh, well. Just ask her how long she' s gonna live. |
| [09:40.32] | Women live longer than men. |
| [09:45.90] | How do you not fall down more? |
| [09:49.80] | Okay, ask her ' What is her current method of birth control?' |
| [09:53.44] | All right. |
| [09:58.31] | " My husband is sleeping with his secretary." " |
| [10:02.28] | She' s married! |
| [10:04.78] | Well at least we know she' s a woman. |
| [10:09.09] | I can' t believe she' s married. |
| [10:11.29] | Aw, man I' m sorry. |
| [10:15.29] | This must be very tough for ya, huh. |
| [10:21.60] | So, I read this article in the paper the other day that says you' re not supposed to throw rice at weddings, |
| [10:26.94] | because when pigeons eat rice it kills them. |
| [10:29.21] | Oh, that' s why you never see pigeons at sushi bars. |
| [10:34.04] | See, we' re having fun. Oh, absolutely. |
| [10:37.82] | Yeah, you know I' m not even thinking about that thing that we' re not going to be thinking about. |
| [10:41.39] | Neither am I. |
| [10:43.52] | Hi, there. Are you all right? |
| [10:46.06] | Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, |
| [10:50.93] | and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn' t be here, you know I shouldn' t, |
| [10:54.23] | people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time. |
| [10:58.54] | Sweetie, it' s be gonna okay, all right. It' s a wedding, |
| [11:01.24] | generally people focus on the bride. |
| [11:04.21] | God I know, you' re right. |
| [11:05.24] | All rightie, everybody look at me. Good. |
| [11:08.01] | All right, its time. Bridesmaids and ushers let' s see two lines, thank you. |
| [11:14.28] | Okay, I' ll see you after the thing. |
| [11:16.12] | Okay, good luck Thank you |
| [11:29.13] | Why the hell didn' t you tell me! |
| [11:30.83] | I' m sorry. What was I supposed to do |
| [11:32.37] | stand up and shout ' Hey, Rachel, your butt is showing!' |
| [11:35.71] | Oh my God this is sooo humiliating. |
| [11:37.91] | I think the only thing that tops that was, was, |
| [11:41.58] | was when I was in the eight grade and I had to sing the Copa Cabana in front of the entire school. |
| [11:45.05] | I think I got about two lines into it before I ran and freaked out. |
| [11:47.82] | Oh my God, my entire life is flashing before my eyes. |
| [11:49.82] | Rach, hey look, I remember that, it wasn' t so bad. |
| [11:52.89] | Oh Ross, would you stop, you got me, I' m dating you. |
| [11:57.43] | Rachel! |
| [11:59.16] | Oh hi, Mr. Wineburg, hi Mrs. Wineburg. |
| [12:01.37] | It' s so wonderful to see you again, my dear, |
| [12:03.90] | in fact I hardly expected to see so much. |
| [12:09.14] | You told me you didn' t see anything. |
| [12:11.14] | I tell ya a lot things! |
| [12:13.74] | Well it' s wonderful to have you up and about, again, dear. |
| [12:17.85] | Stay well. |
| [12:20.58] | Okay, now that is the third time someone has said something like that to me today. |
| [12:24.72] | Rach! Rach! |
| [12:27.49] | Oh my God, I' m married! I know. |
| [12:30.13] | I' m Mrs. Dr. Barry Hunter hyphen Farber. |
| [12:33.23] | Oh honey, I' m so proud of you, Min. |
| [12:35.93] | Min. |
| [12:37.87] | Oh Rach, you' re still here, |
| [12:39.77] | at our wedding, they were packing up the chopped liver about now. |
| [12:43.41] | Yeah, I love that story. |
| [12:46.84] | Um, I got a question for you guys. |
| [12:48.58] | Why do people keep is saying that is good to see me up and about? |
| [12:52.32] | Well uh, after you ran out on your wedding, |
| [12:55.19] | Barry' s parents told people that you were sort of.... insane. |
| [13:00.79] | Insane! |
| [13:02.16] | ... from the syphilis. |
| [13:04.03] | What? |
| [13:06.26] | Yeah, what are they gonna say you didn' t love me anymore. Come on. |
| [13:11.94] | Angela? Joey Tribiani. |
| [13:15.37] | Listen, what are ya doing tonight? |
| [13:18.81] | I know your seeing that guy, I was thinking maybe you could bring him..... |
| [13:22.85] | Hello? Hello? |
| [13:35.59] | Aren' t you gonna answer her, that' s like the tenth bingbong message she sent. |
| [13:39.56] | She wants to know what' s wrong? What' s wrong? What' s wrong? |
| [13:41.63] | You' re married that' s what' s wrong. |
| [13:46.94] | Oh, my. What? |
| [13:49.44] | She wants to meet you in person. |
| [13:51.18] | Hey, look, Phoebe I wanted to meet her in person too, |
| [13:54.04] | okay, but she' s married, she has a husband. |
| [13:56.65] | What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. |
| [14:00.52] | I mean you don' t get chances like this all the time, |
| [14:02.89] | if you don' t meet her now, you' re gonna be kicking yourself |
| [14:05.39] | when your 80, which is hard to do, and that' s how you break a hip. |
| [14:10.79] | Okay, I' ll do it! |
| [14:12.83] | Oh, yeah! Okay! Great! |
| [14:14.63] | Go, man, go put on your shoes, and, and march out there and meet her! |
| [14:18.80] | Oh, wait, no, no you have to take a shower,' cause, eww. |
| [14:22.37] | No, you know what you have to answer her, answer her first. |
| [14:25.34] | No, no, you know what make some coffee ' cause its too much. |
| [14:33.08] | Okay, one more, please. Come on, I' m gonna get it in this time, I will. |
| [14:36.59] | Okay, last chance. |
| [14:44.23] | Again, I' m sorry. |
| [14:50.23] | You know what, maybe I don' t need to have children. |
| [14:53.87] | You know maybe I just think I do because that is what society, |
| [14:57.84] | and by that I mean my mom, |
| [15:01.14] | has always convinced me that I... |
| [15:07.78] | I do, |
| [15:09.45] | I have to have children, I' m sorry. I just do. |
| [15:14.46] | Yo! Can I have your attention, please, |
| [15:17.39] | Best Man, making a toast here. |
| [15:19.83] | Thank you. |
| [15:22.33] | I remember when Barry got home from his first date with Rachel... |
| [15:28.91] | |
| [15:29.91] | What, you hired the same band I can' t use the same speech. |
| [15:33.58] | Thank you, thank you very much. |
| [15:36.38] | Anyway, I wish you both a wonderful life together. |
| [15:41.08] | And Rachel... |
| [15:46.02] | its not a lot of women would' ve had the guts to come back here tonight, |
| [15:49.13] | and even fewer, who would do it with their asses hanging out! |
| [16:00.04] | Uh, I like to, uh, to add something to that... |
| [16:02.37] | Why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding? |
| [16:05.81] | Most of you don' t know me, I' m Rachel' s boyfriend. |
| [16:09.91] | Oh dear God. |
| [16:12.25] | Ross, |
| [16:13.55] | uh and uh, I' d just like to say that it did take a lot of courage for Rachel to come here tonight. |
| [16:21.02] | And, uh, for the record |
| [16:23.43] | she did not run out on Barry because she had syphilis. |
| [16:29.77] | What are you doing I' m serious. |
| [16:33.17] | Uh, the reason she walked out on, on Barry is simply that she didn' t love him, |
| [16:40.38] | which incidentally worked out pretty well for me |
| [16:50.82] | Cheers! |
| [16:53.26] | See you in the parking lot. No, Rach! |
| [16:58.66] | And once again she is out of here. |
| [17:01.43] | |
| [17:17.28] | Ya, know what Barr, I' m not gonna leave. |
| [17:20.42] | I probably should, but I' m not, |
| [17:23.69] | see ' cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least one of your weddings. |
| [17:31.86] | See now, tonight, all I really wanted was |
| [17:34.43] | to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. |
| [17:40.77] | Well, I guess we can all agree that' s not gonna happen. |
| [17:47.91] | There' s nothing really left to say except.... |
| [17:59.49] | " Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. |
| [18:07.56] | With yellow feathers, feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. |
| [18:15.14] | |
| [18:16.84] | Marenge, "... marenge, thank you honey, |
| [18:19.54] | and do the chacha. |
| [18:22.35] | And while she like to be a star, Tony always tended bar. |
| [18:27.28] | At the, wait, wait, everybody. |
| [18:29.69] | |
| [18:33.39] | |
| [18:36.83] | |
| [18:38.73] | |
| [18:41.23] | |
| [18:52.48] | Okay, I' ll do it. |
| [18:56.38] | You' ll do what? |
| [18:57.41] | If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is. |
| [19:01.55] | Oh my God! |
| [19:03.25] | If I have to I' ll, I' ll do all again, |
| [19:05.76] | I' ll do the 4 o' clock feeding thing, |
| [19:08.19] | I' ll go to the P. T. A. meetings, |
| [19:10.33] | I' ll coach the soccer team. |
| [19:13.16] | Really? Yeah, if I have to. |
| [19:16.83] | Monica, |
| [19:20.77] | I don' t wanna lose you, |
| [19:23.27] | so if I have to do it all over again, then I will. |
| [19:31.15] | You' re the most wonderful man. |
| [19:36.00] | And if you hadn' t of said ' if I have to' like seventeen times, |
| [19:42.89] | then I' d be saying ' okay, let' s do it.' |
| [19:47.66] | But you' re not. |
| [19:51.74] | Oh my God, |
| [19:54.77] | I can' t believe what I' m getting ready to say. |
| [20:00.51] | I wanna have a baby, |
| [20:05.75] | but I don' t wanna have one with someone who doesn' t really wanna have one. |
| [20:12.62] | God. |
| [20:19.60] | I love you. |
| [20:30.57] | Me too. |
| [20:39.08] | So what now? |
| [20:42.65] | I guess we just |
| [20:45.59] | keep dancing. |
| [21:04.07] | Oh, hey, I have a question, where is she? |
| [21:13.68] | Ooh, oh, oh, that' s her. |
| [21:14.82] | Yeah,' cause life' s just that kind. |
| [21:18.62] | Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It' s like a watched pot, |
| [21:22.36] | you know if you keep looking at it then the door is to, never gonna boil. |
| [21:26.70] | I think what you have to do is try not to... |
| [21:35.47] | Oh my God! |
| [21:54.16] | OH..... MY..... GOD!! |
| [22:06.54] | All right I' ve been feeling incredibly guilty about this, |
| [22:10.24] | because I wanna be a good friend, and dammit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes. |
| [22:21.75] | Wow, you are a good friend, |
| [22:23.92] | ' course the audition was this morning, and I didn' t get it. |
| [22:28.59] | But that was a hell of a kiss. |
| [22:30.83] | Rachel is a very lucky girl. |
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