| [02:01.-2] | And in case you wondered... |
| [06:08.-4] | All right. |
| [06:34.-2] | -How did you -I don't know. |
| [07:34.-2] | That's fine,I'll just wait. |
| [09:54.-2] | It's Monica's big night. She shouldn't pay. |
| [10:38.-1] | All right,what's going on? |
| [12:50.-4] | So,the Ebola virus. That's gotta suck,huh? |
| [14:30.-4] | I'm just not in a very "Hootie" place right now. |
| [18:15.-2] | What guys? Oh,yeah. |
| [18:25.-1] | Oh,my God! Little Stevie Fisher? |
| [20:56.-2] | And we don't work hard? |
| [00:07.45] | Man,I sure miss Julie. |
| [00:09.42] | Spanish midgets. |
| [00:11.89] | Spanish midgets wrestling.... |
| [00:15.69] | Julie! Okay,I see how you got there. |
| [00:24.54] | You ever figure out what that thing's for? |
| [00:27.54] | I'm trying this screening thing. |
| [00:29.64] | If I always answer the phone, people will think I have no life. |
| [00:33.75] | My God! Rodrigo never gets pinned! |
| [00:36.08] | At the sound of the beep, you know what to do. |
| [00:38.78] | Hello. I'm looking for Bob. |
| [00:40.92] | This is Jade. |
| [00:42.42] | I don 't know if you 're still at this number,but I was thinking... |
| [00:46.56] | ...about how great it was. I know it's been three years... … |
| [00:50.10] | ...but I was hoping we could hook up again. … |
| [00:52.66] | I barely had the nerve to make this call... |
| [00:55.93] | -...so you know what I did? -What? … |
| [00:58.34] | I got a little drunk... |
| [01:00.51] | ...and naked. … |
| [01:01.74] | Bob here! |
| [01:51.62] | So what have you been up to? |
| [01:54.26] | Oh,you know,the usual. |
| [01:56.16] | Teaching aerobics... |
| [01:58.36] | ...partying way too much. … |
| [02:02.87] | ... those are my legs on the new James Bond poster. … |
| [02:09.84] | Can you hold on? I have another call. |
| [02:12.44] | -I love her! -I know. |
| [02:15.55] | -I'm back. -So are we gonna get together? |
| [02:18.68] | Absolutely. |
| [02:20.35] | How about tomorrow afternoon? |
| [02:22.15] | Do you know Central Perk? Say,five-ish? |
| [02:25.06] | Great. I'll see you then. |
| [02:31.63] | Having a phone has finally paid off. |
| [02:36.17] | You do a good Bob impression... |
| [02:38.64] | ... but when she sees you tomorrow... … |
| [02:40.54] | ...she's gonna realize you're not Bob. … |
| [02:44.81] | I'm hoping that when Bob doesn't show up... |
| [02:47.75] | ...she'll seek comfort in the arms of the stranger at the next table. … |
| [02:51.85] | Oh,my God. You are pure evil. |
| [02:55.92] | Okay,pure evil... |
| [02:58.36] | ... horny and alone. … |
| [03:02.93] | I've done this. |
| [03:10.87] | Yeah,everybody's here. |
| [03:13.67] | Hey,everybody! Say hi to Julie in New Mexico! |
| [03:17.58] | Hi,Julie. |
| [03:21.08] | While Ross is on the phone... |
| [03:23.11] | ...everybody owes me 62 bucks for his birthday. … |
| [03:26.35] | Is there any chance that you're rounding up from... |
| [03:31.52] | ...you know... … |
| [03:32.52] | ...from like 20? … |
| [03:35.19] | Hey,we got the gift, the concert and the cake. |
| [03:38.30] | Do we need a cake? |
| [03:41.70] | I know it's a little steep. |
| [03:46.40] | But it's Ross. |
| [03:49.37] | It's Ross. |
| [03:52.41] | See you later. I gotta go... |
| [03:54.28] | ...do a thing! … |
| [03:57.28] | Okay,sweetheart, I'll call you later. |
| [03:59.72] | You're not going through with this,are you? |
| [04:02.59] | You know,I think I might just. |
| [04:07.26] | What are you guys doing for dinner tonight? |
| [04:11.30] | Well,I gotta start saving up for Ross' birthday. |
| [04:15.23] | I guess I'll just stay home and eat dust bunnies. |
| [04:18.47] | Can you believe how much this costs? |
| [04:21.31] | Do you guys ever get the feeling that... |
| [04:24.48] | ... Chandler and those guys... … |
| [04:26.44] | ...don't get that we don't make that much money? … |
| [04:30.82] | They always say let's go here,let's go there. |
| [04:33.82] | Like we can afford to go here and there. |
| [04:37.19] | Yes,and we always have to go to, you know,someplace nice. |
| [04:41.59] | And we can't say anything about it, because this is a birthday thing... |
| [04:46.66] | ...and it's "for Ross." … |
| [04:48.27] | For Ross. |
| [04:52.44] | Oh,my God! |
| [04:55.14] | I'm at work... |
| [04:57.14] | ...just an ordinary day, chop,chop,saute,saute. … |
| [05:01.21] | Suddenly,Leon,the manager, calls me into his office. |
| [05:04.52] | They fired the lunch chef, and guess who got the job? |
| [05:07.72] | If it's not you, this is a horrible story. |
| [05:11.89] | Fortunately,it is me. |
| [05:14.19] | And they made me head of purchasing, thank you! |
| [05:16.89] | That's so cool! |
| [05:19.03] | Anyway,I think we should go out and celebrate. |
| [05:22.13] | You know,someplace nice. |
| [05:29.67] | Someplace nice. |
| [05:31.58] | How much you think I can get for my kidney? |
| [05:41.05] | You can't do this. |
| [05:43.52] | I can't get a girl like that with conventional methods. |
| [05:47.09] | It doesn't matter. |
| [05:48.26] | She wanted to call Bob. Bob could be who she was meant to be with. |
| [05:53.40] | You may be destroying their chance for happiness. |
| [05:56.57] | We don't know Bob. |
| [05:59.07] | We know me. We like me. Please let me be happy. |
| [06:03.88] | Go over there and tell that woman the truth. |
| [06:10.62] | Go. |
| [06:22.69] | Listen,I have to.... |
| [06:24.86] | I have to confess something. |
| [06:27.27] | Yes? |
| [06:30.60] | Whoever stood you up is a jerk. |
| [06:38.28] | I just had this weird sense. But that's me,I'm weird and sensitive. |
| [06:45.62] | Tissue? |
| [06:47.89] | Thanks. |
| [06:50.29] | No,you keep the pack. |
| [06:52.82] | I'm all cried out today. |
| [07:10.31] | Here is to my sister, the newly appointed head lunch chef. |
| [07:13.91] | Also in charge of purchasing. |
| [07:16.08] | Head lunch chef, also in charge of purchasing |
| [07:19.25] | Who has her own little desk when Roland's not there. |
| [07:23.19] | Lunch chef,purchasing,own little desk when Roland's not there... |
| [07:27.33] | -... here's to my -Wait! And I got a beeper! |
| [07:36.13] | Sorry. |
| [07:39.17] | Monica! |
| [07:43.11] | Are we ready to order? |
| [07:44.68] | We haven't even looked yet. |
| [07:46.54] | When you do,let me know. |
| [07:48.38] | I'll be over there on the edge of my seat. |
| [07:56.72] | Look at these prices! |
| [07:58.49] | Yeah,these are pretty "cha-ching." |
| [08:02.19] | I know! What are these, famous chickens? |
| [08:06.46] | Sorry I'm late. Congratulations,Mon. |
| [08:09.30] | I'm not sorry I'm late. How incredible was my afternoon with Jade? |
| [08:13.40] | Pretty incredible,according to the message on my machine. |
| [08:17.71] | Why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine? |
| [08:22.15] | I told her that my number was yours... |
| [08:24.25] | ... because I couldn't tell her it was mine... … |
| [08:26.52] | ... because she thinks my number is Bob's number. … |
| [08:30.72] | Tell me again. What do I do when Mr. Roper calls? |
| [08:35.89] | Do I dare ask? |
| [08:37.23] | I'll start with the carpaccio, and then the grilled prawns. |
| [08:40.87] | Great,same for me. |
| [08:42.83] | And for the gentleman? |
| [08:44.44] | I'll have the Thai chicken pizza. |
| [08:46.27] | But if I get it without the nuts and leeks and stuff... |
| [08:49.61] | ...is it cheaper? … |
| [08:51.78] | You'd think,wouldn't you? |
| [08:56.61] | I will have the side salad. |
| [09:00.25] | And what would that be on the side of? |
| [09:03.45] | I don't know. |
| [09:04.56] | Just put it right here next to my water. |
| [09:10.26] | And for you? |
| [09:12.43] | I'm gonna have a cup of the cucumber soup and... |
| [09:19.77] | ...take care. … |
| [09:24.08] | I will have the Cajun catfish. |
| [09:26.41] | Anything else? |
| [09:27.45] | Yes,how about a verse of "Killing Me Softly"? |
| [09:32.28] | You're gonna sneeze in my fish,aren't you? |
| [09:40.66] | Plus tip,divided by six.... |
| [09:44.46] | Everyone owes 28 bucks. |
| [09:48.13] | Everyone? |
| [09:50.33] | Oh! You're right,I'm sorry. |
| [09:52.94] | Thank you. |
| [09:58.11] | So five of us is... |
| [10:00.81] | ...33. 50 a piece. … |
| [10:02.75] | No. No way. Sorry,not gonna happen. |
| [10:06.48] | Prom night flashback. |
| [10:10.49] | Sorry,Monica. I'm happy you got promoted... |
| [10:13.49] | ... but cold cucumber mush for 30-something bucks? … |
| [10:16.93] | No! |
| [10:19.33] | Rachel just had that little salad... |
| [10:22.03] | ...and Joey with his teeny pizza! … |
| [10:25.94] | Okay,Pheebs. |
| [10:28.11] | How about we'll each pay for what we had? |
| [10:31.01] | It's no big deal. |
| [10:32.54] | Not for you. |
| [10:40.48] | I don't wanna get into this right now. |
| [10:42.82] | It'll make everybody uncomfortable. |
| [10:47.53] | You can tell us. |
| [10:48.73] | Yeah,hello? It's us. We'll be fine. |
| [10:59.34] | We three... |
| [11:00.54] | ...feel like that... … |
| [11:03.01] | ...sometimes you guys don't get that.... … |
| [11:13.85] | We don't have as much money as you. |
| [11:21.53] | I hear you. |
| [11:23.23] | We can talk about that. |
| [11:26.26] | Well,then... |
| [11:29.27] | ...Iet's. … |
| [11:34.21] | I guess I just never think of money as an issue. |
| [11:37.71] | -Because you have it. -Good point! |
| [11:42.21] | So how come you guys haven't talked about this before? |
| [11:46.18] | Because it's always something. Like with Monica's new job... |
| [11:50.12] | ...or the whole Ross' birthday hoopla. … |
| [11:54.69] | I don't want my birthday to be the source of any kind of negative.... |
| [11:59.46] | There's gonna be a hoopla? |
| [12:03.90] | Basically there's the thing, and then the stuff after the thing |
| [12:09.21] | If it makes anybody feel better, forget the thing... |
| [12:12.31] | ...and we'll just do the gift. … |
| [12:14.61] | Gift? The thing's not the gift? |
| [12:18.22] | No,we were gonna go see Hootie and the Blowfish. |
| [12:21.22] | Hootie and the “ |
| [12:22.89] | I can catch them on the radio. |
| [12:26.16] | No. Now I feel bad. You wanna go to the concert. |
| [12:29.59] | No,look. It's my birthday... |
| [12:32.16] | ...and the important thing is that we're all together. … |
| [12:35.57] | -All of us. -Together. |
| [12:36.77] | Not at the concert. |
| [12:41.51] | Thank you. |
| [12:58.00] | Gee,Monica. What's in the bag? |
| [13:00.09] | I don't know,Chandler. Let's take a look. |
| [13:02.83] | Oh,it's like a skit. |
| [13:06.36] | Why,it's dinner for six. Five steaks... |
| [13:09.37] | ...and an eggplant for Phoebe. … |
| [13:13.84] | We switched suppliers at work,and they gave me the steaks as a thank-you. |
| [13:17.94] | But wait,there's more. Chandler,what is in that envelope? |
| [13:24.12] | By the way,this didn't seem so dorky out in the hall. |
| [13:28.45] | Why,it's six tickets to Hootie and the Blowfish! |
| [13:34.46] | The Blowfish! |
| [13:37.90] | It's on us. So don't worry. This is... |
| [13:40.73] | ...our treat. … |
| [13:43.37] | Thank you. |
| [13:47.40] | Could you be less enthused? |
| [13:49.37] | Look,it's a nice gesture. It is. |
| [13:52.04] | But it just feels like.... |
| [13:54.38] | Like? |
| [13:56.08] | Charity. |
| [13:57.15] | Charity? |
| [13:58.52] | We're just trying to do a nice thing here. |
| [14:01.05] | But you have to understand,your "nice thing" makes us feel about this big. |
| [14:05.39] | Actually,it makes us feel that big. |
| [14:11.40] | I don't understand. We can't win with you guys. |
| [14:14.40] | If you guys feel this big, maybe that's not our fault. |
| [14:17.70] | Maybe that's just how you feel. |
| [14:22.44] | Now you're telling us how we feel. |
| [14:25.41] | We never should have talked about this. |
| [14:27.61] | I'm gonna pass on the concert. |
| [14:35.92] | -Me neither. -Me too. |
| [14:38.09] | Guys,we bought the tickets. |
| [14:40.42] | Then you'll have extra seats for all your tiaras and stuff. |
| [14:45.23] | Why did you look at me when you said that? |
| [14:51.87] | So I guess now we can't go. |
| [14:53.87] | Do what you want. Do we always have to do everything together? |
| [14:59.24] | You know what? You're right. |
| [15:01.45] | Fine. |
| [15:06.42] | All right. |
| [15:08.62] | We're gonna go. |
| [15:15.46] | It's not for another six hours. We're gonna go then. |
| [15:30.41] | Are you ready? |
| [15:31.81] | Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today. |
| [15:37.35] | What? You had sex today? |
| [15:40.02] | It sounds even cooler when somebody else says it! |
| [15:44.42] | I was awesome. She was biting her lip to stop from screaming. |
| [15:50.13] | I know it's been a while, but I took that as a good sign. |
| [15:58.84] | Still doing the screening? |
| [16:00.84] | I had sex today. |
| [16:03.44] | I never have to answer that phone again. |
| [16:06.64] | At the sound of the beep, you know what to do. |
| [16:09.48] | Hey,Bob. It's Jade. |
| [16:11.05] | I wanted to tell you I was really hurt when you didn 't show up yesterday. |
| [16:15.15] | And just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy. |
| [16:20.46] | Bob here. |
| [16:23.56] | So you met someone,huh? |
| [16:25.90] | Yes,I did. |
| [16:27.63] | In fact,I had sex with him two hours ago. |
| [16:34.81] | So how was he? |
| [16:46.92] | Oh,Bob,he was nothing compared to you. |
| [16:53.49] | I bit my lip to keep from screaming your name. |
| [16:59.16] | Well,that makes me feel so good. |
| [17:02.57] | It was just so awkward and bumpy. |
| [17:07.10] | Maybe he had some kind of new style that you're not familiar with. |
| [17:12.24] | You have to get used to it. |
| [17:13.91] | There wasn 't much time to get used to it... |
| [17:16.45] | ...if you know what I mean. … |
| [17:28.46] | You know what? I'm not gonna be able to enjoy this. |
| [17:31.60] | I know. It's my birthday. We all should be here. |
| [17:35.60] | So let's go. |
| [17:43.64] | Well,maybe we should stay for one song. |
| [17:46.24] | It would be rude to them for us to leave now. |
| [17:49.31] | The guys are probably having a great time. |
| [17:55.62] | Come on,you guys. One more time. |
| [17:59.72] | One. — |
| [18:11.57] | -Amazing! -Excellent! |
| [18:13.07] | I can't believe the guys missed it! |
| [18:18.78] | Excuse me. Aren't you Monica Geller? |
| [18:21.68] | -Do I know you? -You were my baby-sitter! |
| [18:27.45] | How have you been? |
| [18:29.19] | Good. I'm a lawyer now. |
| [18:31.46] | You can't be a lawyer. You're 8. |
| [18:34.29] | It was nice to see you. I gotta run backstage. |
| [18:36.93] | Wait,backstage? |
| [18:38.30] | My firm represents the band. |
| [18:43.77] | You guys wanna meet the group? |
| [18:46.50] | Come on. |
| [18:47.54] | Are you one of the ones that fooled around with my Dad? |
| [18:56.38] | Hey,you guys! |
| [18:57.45] | Happy birthday! |
| [18:58.55] | Oh,thank you. |
| [19:03.35] | How was your night last night? |
| [19:05.69] | Oh,well,it pretty much sucked. How was yours? |
| [19:09.46] | Ours pretty much sucked too. |
| [19:11.36] | But I ran into Stevie Fisher. Remember him? |
| [19:14.00] | Oh,yeah! I used to baby-sit him. |
| [19:16.33] | Hey,how's his dad? |
| [19:20.07] | Good. |
| [19:21.67] | Aside from that,the evening was pretty much a bust. |
| [19:25.14] | Yeah,we really missed you guys. |
| [19:28.25] | Yeah,we were just saying, this whole thing is so stupid. |
| [19:32.22] | We just have to really,really not let stuff like money,get like |
| [19:37.75] | Is that a hickey? |
| [19:41.06] | Oh,no,I just.... |
| [19:43.00] | I fell down. |
| [19:46.93] | On someone's lips? |
| [19:50.10] | Where'd you get the hickey? |
| [19:52.00] | You know,a party or |
| [19:53.50] | What party? |
| [19:54.51] | It wasn't a party so much as a... |
| [19:57.34] | ...a gathering of people. … |
| [20:00.61] | With food and music and... |
| [20:03.05] | ...and the band. … |
| [20:06.08] | You partied with Hootie and the Blowfish? |
| [20:08.45] | Yes. Apparently,Stevie and Hootie are like this. |
| [20:12.76] | Who gave you that hickey? |
| [20:15.13] | That would be the work of a Blowfish. |
| [20:20.63] | I can't believe it! I can't believe this! |
| [20:23.63] | We're just sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers... |
| [20:30.77] | ...and you're partying and having fun and all: |
| [20:33.61] | "Hey,Blowfish,suck on my neck!" “ |
| [20:39.42] | Don't blame us. You could've been there. |
| [20:42.22] | What? As part of your "poor friends outreach program"? |
| [20:47.06] | Oh,great. It's work. |
| [20:48.56] | I don't know what to say. I'm sorry we make more than you. |
| [20:52.43] | But we're not gonna feel guilty. We work really hard. |
| [20:57.63] | It's Monica. I got a page. |
| [20:59.47] | It's just that sometimes we like to do stuff that costs a little more. |
| [21:03.67] | And you feel like we hold you back. |
| [21:11.75] | Leon,wait. |
| [21:13.02] | Guys! |
| [21:14.79] | I don't understand. |
| [21:16.12] | The steaks were a gift from the meat vendor. |
| [21:18.52] | That was not a kickback. |
| [21:20.76] | I'll just replace them, and we can forget the whole thing. |
| [21:27.10] | What corporate policy? |
| [21:42.61] | I just got fired. |
| [21:50.19] | Here's your check. That'll be $4. 1 2. |
| [21:52.52] | Let me get that. |
| [21:57.66] | You got 5 bucks? |
| [22:08.84] | Here comes the beep. You know what to do. |
| [22:12.24] | Hi,it's me. |
| [22:17.45] | Listen,Bob. I'm probably way out of line here. |
| [22:20.75] | It's been three years,and you 're probably seeing someone else now... |
| [22:24.79] | ...but if we could have one night together,for old time 's sake.... … |
| [22:28.86] | One hot,steamy,wild night.... |
| [02:01.-2] | And in case you wondered... |
| [06:08.-4] | All right. |
| [06:34.-2] | How did you I don' t know. |
| [07:34.-2] | That' s fine, I' ll just wait. |
| [09:54.-2] | It' s Monica' s big night. She shouldn' t pay. |
| [10:38.-1] | All right, what' s going on? |
| [12:50.-4] | So, the Ebola virus. That' s gotta suck, huh? |
| [14:30.-4] | I' m just not in a very " Hootie" place right now. |
| [18:15.-2] | What guys? Oh, yeah. |
| [18:25.-1] | Oh, my God! Little Stevie Fisher? |
| [20:56.-2] | And we don' t work hard? |
| [00:07.45] | Man, I sure miss Julie. |
| [00:09.42] | Spanish midgets. |
| [00:11.89] | Spanish midgets wrestling.... |
| [00:15.69] | Julie! Okay, I see how you got there. |
| [00:24.54] | You ever figure out what that thing' s for? |
| [00:27.54] | I' m trying this screening thing. |
| [00:29.64] | If I always answer the phone, people will think I have no life. |
| [00:33.75] | My God! Rodrigo never gets pinned! |
| [00:36.08] | At the sound of the beep, you know what to do. |
| [00:38.78] | Hello. I' m looking for Bob. |
| [00:40.92] | This is Jade. |
| [00:42.42] | I don ' t know if you ' re still at this number, but I was thinking... |
| [00:46.56] | ... about how great it was. I know it' s been three years... |
| [00:50.10] | ... but I was hoping we could hook up again. |
| [00:52.66] | I barely had the nerve to make this call... |
| [00:55.93] | ... so you know what I did? What? |
| [00:58.34] | I got a little drunk... |
| [01:00.51] | ... and naked. |
| [01:01.74] | Bob here! |
| [01:51.62] | So what have you been up to? |
| [01:54.26] | Oh, you know, the usual. |
| [01:56.16] | Teaching aerobics... |
| [01:58.36] | ... partying way too much. |
| [02:02.87] | ... those are my legs on the new James Bond poster. |
| [02:09.84] | Can you hold on? I have another call. |
| [02:12.44] | I love her! I know. |
| [02:15.55] | I' m back. So are we gonna get together? |
| [02:18.68] | Absolutely. |
| [02:20.35] | How about tomorrow afternoon? |
| [02:22.15] | Do you know Central Perk? Say, fiveish? |
| [02:25.06] | Great. I' ll see you then. |
| [02:31.63] | Having a phone has finally paid off. |
| [02:36.17] | You do a good Bob impression... |
| [02:38.64] | ... but when she sees you tomorrow... |
| [02:40.54] | ... she' s gonna realize you' re not Bob. |
| [02:44.81] | I' m hoping that when Bob doesn' t show up... |
| [02:47.75] | ... she' ll seek comfort in the arms of the stranger at the next table. |
| [02:51.85] | Oh, my God. You are pure evil. |
| [02:55.92] | Okay, pure evil... |
| [02:58.36] | ... horny and alone. |
| [03:02.93] | I' ve done this. |
| [03:10.87] | Yeah, everybody' s here. |
| [03:13.67] | Hey, everybody! Say hi to Julie in New Mexico! |
| [03:17.58] | Hi, Julie. |
| [03:21.08] | While Ross is on the phone... |
| [03:23.11] | ... everybody owes me 62 bucks for his birthday. |
| [03:26.35] | Is there any chance that you' re rounding up from... |
| [03:31.52] | ... you know... |
| [03:32.52] | ... from like 20? |
| [03:35.19] | Hey, we got the gift, the concert and the cake. |
| [03:38.30] | Do we need a cake? |
| [03:41.70] | I know it' s a little steep. |
| [03:46.40] | But it' s Ross. |
| [03:49.37] | It' s Ross. |
| [03:52.41] | See you later. I gotta go... |
| [03:54.28] | ... do a thing! |
| [03:57.28] | Okay, sweetheart, I' ll call you later. |
| [03:59.72] | You' re not going through with this, are you? |
| [04:02.59] | You know, I think I might just. |
| [04:07.26] | What are you guys doing for dinner tonight? |
| [04:11.30] | Well, I gotta start saving up for Ross' birthday. |
| [04:15.23] | I guess I' ll just stay home and eat dust bunnies. |
| [04:18.47] | Can you believe how much this costs? |
| [04:21.31] | Do you guys ever get the feeling that... |
| [04:24.48] | ... Chandler and those guys... |
| [04:26.44] | ... don' t get that we don' t make that much money? |
| [04:30.82] | They always say let' s go here, let' s go there. |
| [04:33.82] | Like we can afford to go here and there. |
| [04:37.19] | Yes, and we always have to go to, you know, someplace nice. |
| [04:41.59] | And we can' t say anything about it, because this is a birthday thing... |
| [04:46.66] | ... and it' s " for Ross." |
| [04:48.27] | For Ross. |
| [04:52.44] | Oh, my God! |
| [04:55.14] | I' m at work... |
| [04:57.14] | ... just an ordinary day, chop, chop, saute, saute. |
| [05:01.21] | Suddenly, Leon, the manager, calls me into his office. |
| [05:04.52] | They fired the lunch chef, and guess who got the job? |
| [05:07.72] | If it' s not you, this is a horrible story. |
| [05:11.89] | Fortunately, it is me. |
| [05:14.19] | And they made me head of purchasing, thank you! |
| [05:16.89] | That' s so cool! |
| [05:19.03] | Anyway, I think we should go out and celebrate. |
| [05:22.13] | You know, someplace nice. |
| [05:29.67] | Someplace nice. |
| [05:31.58] | How much you think I can get for my kidney? |
| [05:41.05] | You can' t do this. |
| [05:43.52] | I can' t get a girl like that with conventional methods. |
| [05:47.09] | It doesn' t matter. |
| [05:48.26] | She wanted to call Bob. Bob could be who she was meant to be with. |
| [05:53.40] | You may be destroying their chance for happiness. |
| [05:56.57] | We don' t know Bob. |
| [05:59.07] | We know me. We like me. Please let me be happy. |
| [06:03.88] | Go over there and tell that woman the truth. |
| [06:10.62] | Go. |
| [06:22.69] | Listen, I have to.... |
| [06:24.86] | I have to confess something. |
| [06:27.27] | Yes? |
| [06:30.60] | Whoever stood you up is a jerk. |
| [06:38.28] | I just had this weird sense. But that' s me, I' m weird and sensitive. |
| [06:45.62] | Tissue? |
| [06:47.89] | Thanks. |
| [06:50.29] | No, you keep the pack. |
| [06:52.82] | I' m all cried out today. |
| [07:10.31] | Here is to my sister, the newly appointed head lunch chef. |
| [07:13.91] | Also in charge of purchasing. |
| [07:16.08] | Head lunch chef, also in charge of purchasing |
| [07:19.25] | Who has her own little desk when Roland' s not there. |
| [07:23.19] | Lunch chef, purchasing, own little desk when Roland' s not there... |
| [07:27.33] | ... here' s to my Wait! And I got a beeper! |
| [07:36.13] | Sorry. |
| [07:39.17] | Monica! |
| [07:43.11] | Are we ready to order? |
| [07:44.68] | We haven' t even looked yet. |
| [07:46.54] | When you do, let me know. |
| [07:48.38] | I' ll be over there on the edge of my seat. |
| [07:56.72] | Look at these prices! |
| [07:58.49] | Yeah, these are pretty " chaching." |
| [08:02.19] | I know! What are these, famous chickens? |
| [08:06.46] | Sorry I' m late. Congratulations, Mon. |
| [08:09.30] | I' m not sorry I' m late. How incredible was my afternoon with Jade? |
| [08:13.40] | Pretty incredible, according to the message on my machine. |
| [08:17.71] | Why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine? |
| [08:22.15] | I told her that my number was yours... |
| [08:24.25] | ... because I couldn' t tell her it was mine... |
| [08:26.52] | ... because she thinks my number is Bob' s number. |
| [08:30.72] | Tell me again. What do I do when Mr. Roper calls? |
| [08:35.89] | Do I dare ask? |
| [08:37.23] | I' ll start with the carpaccio, and then the grilled prawns. |
| [08:40.87] | Great, same for me. |
| [08:42.83] | And for the gentleman? |
| [08:44.44] | I' ll have the Thai chicken pizza. |
| [08:46.27] | But if I get it without the nuts and leeks and stuff... |
| [08:49.61] | ... is it cheaper? |
| [08:51.78] | You' d think, wouldn' t you? |
| [08:56.61] | I will have the side salad. |
| [09:00.25] | And what would that be on the side of? |
| [09:03.45] | I don' t know. |
| [09:04.56] | Just put it right here next to my water. |
| [09:10.26] | And for you? |
| [09:12.43] | I' m gonna have a cup of the cucumber soup and... |
| [09:19.77] | ... take care. |
| [09:24.08] | I will have the Cajun catfish. |
| [09:26.41] | Anything else? |
| [09:27.45] | Yes, how about a verse of " Killing Me Softly"? |
| [09:32.28] | You' re gonna sneeze in my fish, aren' t you? |
| [09:40.66] | Plus tip, divided by six.... |
| [09:44.46] | Everyone owes 28 bucks. |
| [09:48.13] | Everyone? |
| [09:50.33] | Oh! You' re right, I' m sorry. |
| [09:52.94] | Thank you. |
| [09:58.11] | So five of us is... |
| [10:00.81] | ... 33. 50 a piece. |
| [10:02.75] | No. No way. Sorry, not gonna happen. |
| [10:06.48] | Prom night flashback. |
| [10:10.49] | Sorry, Monica. I' m happy you got promoted... |
| [10:13.49] | ... but cold cucumber mush for 30something bucks? |
| [10:16.93] | No! |
| [10:19.33] | Rachel just had that little salad... |
| [10:22.03] | ... and Joey with his teeny pizza! |
| [10:25.94] | Okay, Pheebs. |
| [10:28.11] | How about we' ll each pay for what we had? |
| [10:31.01] | It' s no big deal. |
| [10:32.54] | Not for you. |
| [10:40.48] | I don' t wanna get into this right now. |
| [10:42.82] | It' ll make everybody uncomfortable. |
| [10:47.53] | You can tell us. |
| [10:48.73] | Yeah, hello? It' s us. We' ll be fine. |
| [10:59.34] | We three... |
| [11:00.54] | ... feel like that... |
| [11:03.01] | ... sometimes you guys don' t get that.... |
| [11:13.85] | We don' t have as much money as you. |
| [11:21.53] | I hear you. |
| [11:23.23] | We can talk about that. |
| [11:26.26] | Well, then... |
| [11:29.27] | ... Iet' s. |
| [11:34.21] | I guess I just never think of money as an issue. |
| [11:37.71] | Because you have it. Good point! |
| [11:42.21] | So how come you guys haven' t talked about this before? |
| [11:46.18] | Because it' s always something. Like with Monica' s new job... |
| [11:50.12] | ... or the whole Ross' birthday hoopla. |
| [11:54.69] | I don' t want my birthday to be the source of any kind of negative.... |
| [11:59.46] | There' s gonna be a hoopla? |
| [12:03.90] | Basically there' s the thing, and then the stuff after the thing |
| [12:09.21] | If it makes anybody feel better, forget the thing... |
| [12:12.31] | ... and we' ll just do the gift. |
| [12:14.61] | Gift? The thing' s not the gift? |
| [12:18.22] | No, we were gonna go see Hootie and the Blowfish. |
| [12:21.22] | Hootie and the " |
| [12:22.89] | I can catch them on the radio. |
| [12:26.16] | No. Now I feel bad. You wanna go to the concert. |
| [12:29.59] | No, look. It' s my birthday... |
| [12:32.16] | ... and the important thing is that we' re all together. |
| [12:35.57] | All of us. Together. |
| [12:36.77] | Not at the concert. |
| [12:41.51] | Thank you. |
| [12:58.00] | Gee, Monica. What' s in the bag? |
| [13:00.09] | I don' t know, Chandler. Let' s take a look. |
| [13:02.83] | Oh, it' s like a skit. |
| [13:06.36] | Why, it' s dinner for six. Five steaks... |
| [13:09.37] | ... and an eggplant for Phoebe. |
| [13:13.84] | We switched suppliers at work, and they gave me the steaks as a thankyou. |
| [13:17.94] | But wait, there' s more. Chandler, what is in that envelope? |
| [13:24.12] | By the way, this didn' t seem so dorky out in the hall. |
| [13:28.45] | Why, it' s six tickets to Hootie and the Blowfish! |
| [13:34.46] | The Blowfish! |
| [13:37.90] | It' s on us. So don' t worry. This is... |
| [13:40.73] | ... our treat. |
| [13:43.37] | Thank you. |
| [13:47.40] | Could you be less enthused? |
| [13:49.37] | Look, it' s a nice gesture. It is. |
| [13:52.04] | But it just feels like.... |
| [13:54.38] | Like? |
| [13:56.08] | Charity. |
| [13:57.15] | Charity? |
| [13:58.52] | We' re just trying to do a nice thing here. |
| [14:01.05] | But you have to understand, your " nice thing" makes us feel about this big. |
| [14:05.39] | Actually, it makes us feel that big. |
| [14:11.40] | I don' t understand. We can' t win with you guys. |
| [14:14.40] | If you guys feel this big, maybe that' s not our fault. |
| [14:17.70] | Maybe that' s just how you feel. |
| [14:22.44] | Now you' re telling us how we feel. |
| [14:25.41] | We never should have talked about this. |
| [14:27.61] | I' m gonna pass on the concert. |
| [14:35.92] | Me neither. Me too. |
| [14:38.09] | Guys, we bought the tickets. |
| [14:40.42] | Then you' ll have extra seats for all your tiaras and stuff. |
| [14:45.23] | Why did you look at me when you said that? |
| [14:51.87] | So I guess now we can' t go. |
| [14:53.87] | Do what you want. Do we always have to do everything together? |
| [14:59.24] | You know what? You' re right. |
| [15:01.45] | Fine. |
| [15:06.42] | All right. |
| [15:08.62] | We' re gonna go. |
| [15:15.46] | It' s not for another six hours. We' re gonna go then. |
| [15:30.41] | Are you ready? |
| [15:31.81] | Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today. |
| [15:37.35] | What? You had sex today? |
| [15:40.02] | It sounds even cooler when somebody else says it! |
| [15:44.42] | I was awesome. She was biting her lip to stop from screaming. |
| [15:50.13] | I know it' s been a while, but I took that as a good sign. |
| [15:58.84] | Still doing the screening? |
| [16:00.84] | I had sex today. |
| [16:03.44] | I never have to answer that phone again. |
| [16:06.64] | At the sound of the beep, you know what to do. |
| [16:09.48] | Hey, Bob. It' s Jade. |
| [16:11.05] | I wanted to tell you I was really hurt when you didn ' t show up yesterday. |
| [16:15.15] | And just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy. |
| [16:20.46] | Bob here. |
| [16:23.56] | So you met someone, huh? |
| [16:25.90] | Yes, I did. |
| [16:27.63] | In fact, I had sex with him two hours ago. |
| [16:34.81] | So how was he? |
| [16:46.92] | Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you. |
| [16:53.49] | I bit my lip to keep from screaming your name. |
| [16:59.16] | Well, that makes me feel so good. |
| [17:02.57] | It was just so awkward and bumpy. |
| [17:07.10] | Maybe he had some kind of new style that you' re not familiar with. |
| [17:12.24] | You have to get used to it. |
| [17:13.91] | There wasn ' t much time to get used to it... |
| [17:16.45] | ... if you know what I mean. |
| [17:28.46] | You know what? I' m not gonna be able to enjoy this. |
| [17:31.60] | I know. It' s my birthday. We all should be here. |
| [17:35.60] | So let' s go. |
| [17:43.64] | Well, maybe we should stay for one song. |
| [17:46.24] | It would be rude to them for us to leave now. |
| [17:49.31] | The guys are probably having a great time. |
| [17:55.62] | Come on, you guys. One more time. |
| [17:59.72] | One. |
| [18:11.57] | Amazing! Excellent! |
| [18:13.07] | I can' t believe the guys missed it! |
| [18:18.78] | Excuse me. Aren' t you Monica Geller? |
| [18:21.68] | Do I know you? You were my babysitter! |
| [18:27.45] | How have you been? |
| [18:29.19] | Good. I' m a lawyer now. |
| [18:31.46] | You can' t be a lawyer. You' re 8. |
| [18:34.29] | It was nice to see you. I gotta run backstage. |
| [18:36.93] | Wait, backstage? |
| [18:38.30] | My firm represents the band. |
| [18:43.77] | You guys wanna meet the group? |
| [18:46.50] | Come on. |
| [18:47.54] | Are you one of the ones that fooled around with my Dad? |
| [18:56.38] | Hey, you guys! |
| [18:57.45] | Happy birthday! |
| [18:58.55] | Oh, thank you. |
| [19:03.35] | How was your night last night? |
| [19:05.69] | Oh, well, it pretty much sucked. How was yours? |
| [19:09.46] | Ours pretty much sucked too. |
| [19:11.36] | But I ran into Stevie Fisher. Remember him? |
| [19:14.00] | Oh, yeah! I used to babysit him. |
| [19:16.33] | Hey, how' s his dad? |
| [19:20.07] | Good. |
| [19:21.67] | Aside from that, the evening was pretty much a bust. |
| [19:25.14] | Yeah, we really missed you guys. |
| [19:28.25] | Yeah, we were just saying, this whole thing is so stupid. |
| [19:32.22] | We just have to really, really not let stuff like money, get like |
| [19:37.75] | Is that a hickey? |
| [19:41.06] | Oh, no, I just.... |
| [19:43.00] | I fell down. |
| [19:46.93] | On someone' s lips? |
| [19:50.10] | Where' d you get the hickey? |
| [19:52.00] | You know, a party or |
| [19:53.50] | What party? |
| [19:54.51] | It wasn' t a party so much as a... |
| [19:57.34] | ... a gathering of people. |
| [20:00.61] | With food and music and... |
| [20:03.05] | ... and the band. |
| [20:06.08] | You partied with Hootie and the Blowfish? |
| [20:08.45] | Yes. Apparently, Stevie and Hootie are like this. |
| [20:12.76] | Who gave you that hickey? |
| [20:15.13] | That would be the work of a Blowfish. |
| [20:20.63] | I can' t believe it! I can' t believe this! |
| [20:23.63] | We' re just sitting at home, trying to guess Joey' s fingers... |
| [20:30.77] | ... and you' re partying and having fun and all: |
| [20:33.61] | " Hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck!" " |
| [20:39.42] | Don' t blame us. You could' ve been there. |
| [20:42.22] | What? As part of your " poor friends outreach program"? |
| [20:47.06] | Oh, great. It' s work. |
| [20:48.56] | I don' t know what to say. I' m sorry we make more than you. |
| [20:52.43] | But we' re not gonna feel guilty. We work really hard. |
| [20:57.63] | It' s Monica. I got a page. |
| [20:59.47] | It' s just that sometimes we like to do stuff that costs a little more. |
| [21:03.67] | And you feel like we hold you back. |
| [21:11.75] | Leon, wait. |
| [21:13.02] | Guys! |
| [21:14.79] | I don' t understand. |
| [21:16.12] | The steaks were a gift from the meat vendor. |
| [21:18.52] | That was not a kickback. |
| [21:20.76] | I' ll just replace them, and we can forget the whole thing. |
| [21:27.10] | What corporate policy? |
| [21:42.61] | I just got fired. |
| [21:50.19] | Here' s your check. That' ll be 4. 1 2. |
| [21:52.52] | Let me get that. |
| [21:57.66] | You got 5 bucks? |
| [22:08.84] | Here comes the beep. You know what to do. |
| [22:12.24] | Hi, it' s me. |
| [22:17.45] | Listen, Bob. I' m probably way out of line here. |
| [22:20.75] | It' s been three years, and you ' re probably seeing someone else now... |
| [22:24.79] | ... but if we could have one night together, for old time ' s sake.... |
| [22:28.86] | One hot, steamy, wild night.... |
| [02:01.-2] | And in case you wondered... |
| [06:08.-4] | All right. |
| [06:34.-2] | How did you I don' t know. |
| [07:34.-2] | That' s fine, I' ll just wait. |
| [09:54.-2] | It' s Monica' s big night. She shouldn' t pay. |
| [10:38.-1] | All right, what' s going on? |
| [12:50.-4] | So, the Ebola virus. That' s gotta suck, huh? |
| [14:30.-4] | I' m just not in a very " Hootie" place right now. |
| [18:15.-2] | What guys? Oh, yeah. |
| [18:25.-1] | Oh, my God! Little Stevie Fisher? |
| [20:56.-2] | And we don' t work hard? |
| [00:07.45] | Man, I sure miss Julie. |
| [00:09.42] | Spanish midgets. |
| [00:11.89] | Spanish midgets wrestling.... |
| [00:15.69] | Julie! Okay, I see how you got there. |
| [00:24.54] | You ever figure out what that thing' s for? |
| [00:27.54] | I' m trying this screening thing. |
| [00:29.64] | If I always answer the phone, people will think I have no life. |
| [00:33.75] | My God! Rodrigo never gets pinned! |
| [00:36.08] | At the sound of the beep, you know what to do. |
| [00:38.78] | Hello. I' m looking for Bob. |
| [00:40.92] | This is Jade. |
| [00:42.42] | I don ' t know if you ' re still at this number, but I was thinking... |
| [00:46.56] | ... about how great it was. I know it' s been three years... |
| [00:50.10] | ... but I was hoping we could hook up again. |
| [00:52.66] | I barely had the nerve to make this call... |
| [00:55.93] | ... so you know what I did? What? |
| [00:58.34] | I got a little drunk... |
| [01:00.51] | ... and naked. |
| [01:01.74] | Bob here! |
| [01:51.62] | So what have you been up to? |
| [01:54.26] | Oh, you know, the usual. |
| [01:56.16] | Teaching aerobics... |
| [01:58.36] | ... partying way too much. |
| [02:02.87] | ... those are my legs on the new James Bond poster. |
| [02:09.84] | Can you hold on? I have another call. |
| [02:12.44] | I love her! I know. |
| [02:15.55] | I' m back. So are we gonna get together? |
| [02:18.68] | Absolutely. |
| [02:20.35] | How about tomorrow afternoon? |
| [02:22.15] | Do you know Central Perk? Say, fiveish? |
| [02:25.06] | Great. I' ll see you then. |
| [02:31.63] | Having a phone has finally paid off. |
| [02:36.17] | You do a good Bob impression... |
| [02:38.64] | ... but when she sees you tomorrow... |
| [02:40.54] | ... she' s gonna realize you' re not Bob. |
| [02:44.81] | I' m hoping that when Bob doesn' t show up... |
| [02:47.75] | ... she' ll seek comfort in the arms of the stranger at the next table. |
| [02:51.85] | Oh, my God. You are pure evil. |
| [02:55.92] | Okay, pure evil... |
| [02:58.36] | ... horny and alone. |
| [03:02.93] | I' ve done this. |
| [03:10.87] | Yeah, everybody' s here. |
| [03:13.67] | Hey, everybody! Say hi to Julie in New Mexico! |
| [03:17.58] | Hi, Julie. |
| [03:21.08] | While Ross is on the phone... |
| [03:23.11] | ... everybody owes me 62 bucks for his birthday. |
| [03:26.35] | Is there any chance that you' re rounding up from... |
| [03:31.52] | ... you know... |
| [03:32.52] | ... from like 20? |
| [03:35.19] | Hey, we got the gift, the concert and the cake. |
| [03:38.30] | Do we need a cake? |
| [03:41.70] | I know it' s a little steep. |
| [03:46.40] | But it' s Ross. |
| [03:49.37] | It' s Ross. |
| [03:52.41] | See you later. I gotta go... |
| [03:54.28] | ... do a thing! |
| [03:57.28] | Okay, sweetheart, I' ll call you later. |
| [03:59.72] | You' re not going through with this, are you? |
| [04:02.59] | You know, I think I might just. |
| [04:07.26] | What are you guys doing for dinner tonight? |
| [04:11.30] | Well, I gotta start saving up for Ross' birthday. |
| [04:15.23] | I guess I' ll just stay home and eat dust bunnies. |
| [04:18.47] | Can you believe how much this costs? |
| [04:21.31] | Do you guys ever get the feeling that... |
| [04:24.48] | ... Chandler and those guys... |
| [04:26.44] | ... don' t get that we don' t make that much money? |
| [04:30.82] | They always say let' s go here, let' s go there. |
| [04:33.82] | Like we can afford to go here and there. |
| [04:37.19] | Yes, and we always have to go to, you know, someplace nice. |
| [04:41.59] | And we can' t say anything about it, because this is a birthday thing... |
| [04:46.66] | ... and it' s " for Ross." |
| [04:48.27] | For Ross. |
| [04:52.44] | Oh, my God! |
| [04:55.14] | I' m at work... |
| [04:57.14] | ... just an ordinary day, chop, chop, saute, saute. |
| [05:01.21] | Suddenly, Leon, the manager, calls me into his office. |
| [05:04.52] | They fired the lunch chef, and guess who got the job? |
| [05:07.72] | If it' s not you, this is a horrible story. |
| [05:11.89] | Fortunately, it is me. |
| [05:14.19] | And they made me head of purchasing, thank you! |
| [05:16.89] | That' s so cool! |
| [05:19.03] | Anyway, I think we should go out and celebrate. |
| [05:22.13] | You know, someplace nice. |
| [05:29.67] | Someplace nice. |
| [05:31.58] | How much you think I can get for my kidney? |
| [05:41.05] | You can' t do this. |
| [05:43.52] | I can' t get a girl like that with conventional methods. |
| [05:47.09] | It doesn' t matter. |
| [05:48.26] | She wanted to call Bob. Bob could be who she was meant to be with. |
| [05:53.40] | You may be destroying their chance for happiness. |
| [05:56.57] | We don' t know Bob. |
| [05:59.07] | We know me. We like me. Please let me be happy. |
| [06:03.88] | Go over there and tell that woman the truth. |
| [06:10.62] | Go. |
| [06:22.69] | Listen, I have to.... |
| [06:24.86] | I have to confess something. |
| [06:27.27] | Yes? |
| [06:30.60] | Whoever stood you up is a jerk. |
| [06:38.28] | I just had this weird sense. But that' s me, I' m weird and sensitive. |
| [06:45.62] | Tissue? |
| [06:47.89] | Thanks. |
| [06:50.29] | No, you keep the pack. |
| [06:52.82] | I' m all cried out today. |
| [07:10.31] | Here is to my sister, the newly appointed head lunch chef. |
| [07:13.91] | Also in charge of purchasing. |
| [07:16.08] | Head lunch chef, also in charge of purchasing |
| [07:19.25] | Who has her own little desk when Roland' s not there. |
| [07:23.19] | Lunch chef, purchasing, own little desk when Roland' s not there... |
| [07:27.33] | ... here' s to my Wait! And I got a beeper! |
| [07:36.13] | Sorry. |
| [07:39.17] | Monica! |
| [07:43.11] | Are we ready to order? |
| [07:44.68] | We haven' t even looked yet. |
| [07:46.54] | When you do, let me know. |
| [07:48.38] | I' ll be over there on the edge of my seat. |
| [07:56.72] | Look at these prices! |
| [07:58.49] | Yeah, these are pretty " chaching." |
| [08:02.19] | I know! What are these, famous chickens? |
| [08:06.46] | Sorry I' m late. Congratulations, Mon. |
| [08:09.30] | I' m not sorry I' m late. How incredible was my afternoon with Jade? |
| [08:13.40] | Pretty incredible, according to the message on my machine. |
| [08:17.71] | Why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine? |
| [08:22.15] | I told her that my number was yours... |
| [08:24.25] | ... because I couldn' t tell her it was mine... |
| [08:26.52] | ... because she thinks my number is Bob' s number. |
| [08:30.72] | Tell me again. What do I do when Mr. Roper calls? |
| [08:35.89] | Do I dare ask? |
| [08:37.23] | I' ll start with the carpaccio, and then the grilled prawns. |
| [08:40.87] | Great, same for me. |
| [08:42.83] | And for the gentleman? |
| [08:44.44] | I' ll have the Thai chicken pizza. |
| [08:46.27] | But if I get it without the nuts and leeks and stuff... |
| [08:49.61] | ... is it cheaper? |
| [08:51.78] | You' d think, wouldn' t you? |
| [08:56.61] | I will have the side salad. |
| [09:00.25] | And what would that be on the side of? |
| [09:03.45] | I don' t know. |
| [09:04.56] | Just put it right here next to my water. |
| [09:10.26] | And for you? |
| [09:12.43] | I' m gonna have a cup of the cucumber soup and... |
| [09:19.77] | ... take care. |
| [09:24.08] | I will have the Cajun catfish. |
| [09:26.41] | Anything else? |
| [09:27.45] | Yes, how about a verse of " Killing Me Softly"? |
| [09:32.28] | You' re gonna sneeze in my fish, aren' t you? |
| [09:40.66] | Plus tip, divided by six.... |
| [09:44.46] | Everyone owes 28 bucks. |
| [09:48.13] | Everyone? |
| [09:50.33] | Oh! You' re right, I' m sorry. |
| [09:52.94] | Thank you. |
| [09:58.11] | So five of us is... |
| [10:00.81] | ... 33. 50 a piece. |
| [10:02.75] | No. No way. Sorry, not gonna happen. |
| [10:06.48] | Prom night flashback. |
| [10:10.49] | Sorry, Monica. I' m happy you got promoted... |
| [10:13.49] | ... but cold cucumber mush for 30something bucks? |
| [10:16.93] | No! |
| [10:19.33] | Rachel just had that little salad... |
| [10:22.03] | ... and Joey with his teeny pizza! |
| [10:25.94] | Okay, Pheebs. |
| [10:28.11] | How about we' ll each pay for what we had? |
| [10:31.01] | It' s no big deal. |
| [10:32.54] | Not for you. |
| [10:40.48] | I don' t wanna get into this right now. |
| [10:42.82] | It' ll make everybody uncomfortable. |
| [10:47.53] | You can tell us. |
| [10:48.73] | Yeah, hello? It' s us. We' ll be fine. |
| [10:59.34] | We three... |
| [11:00.54] | ... feel like that... |
| [11:03.01] | ... sometimes you guys don' t get that.... |
| [11:13.85] | We don' t have as much money as you. |
| [11:21.53] | I hear you. |
| [11:23.23] | We can talk about that. |
| [11:26.26] | Well, then... |
| [11:29.27] | ... Iet' s. |
| [11:34.21] | I guess I just never think of money as an issue. |
| [11:37.71] | Because you have it. Good point! |
| [11:42.21] | So how come you guys haven' t talked about this before? |
| [11:46.18] | Because it' s always something. Like with Monica' s new job... |
| [11:50.12] | ... or the whole Ross' birthday hoopla. |
| [11:54.69] | I don' t want my birthday to be the source of any kind of negative.... |
| [11:59.46] | There' s gonna be a hoopla? |
| [12:03.90] | Basically there' s the thing, and then the stuff after the thing |
| [12:09.21] | If it makes anybody feel better, forget the thing... |
| [12:12.31] | ... and we' ll just do the gift. |
| [12:14.61] | Gift? The thing' s not the gift? |
| [12:18.22] | No, we were gonna go see Hootie and the Blowfish. |
| [12:21.22] | Hootie and the " |
| [12:22.89] | I can catch them on the radio. |
| [12:26.16] | No. Now I feel bad. You wanna go to the concert. |
| [12:29.59] | No, look. It' s my birthday... |
| [12:32.16] | ... and the important thing is that we' re all together. |
| [12:35.57] | All of us. Together. |
| [12:36.77] | Not at the concert. |
| [12:41.51] | Thank you. |
| [12:58.00] | Gee, Monica. What' s in the bag? |
| [13:00.09] | I don' t know, Chandler. Let' s take a look. |
| [13:02.83] | Oh, it' s like a skit. |
| [13:06.36] | Why, it' s dinner for six. Five steaks... |
| [13:09.37] | ... and an eggplant for Phoebe. |
| [13:13.84] | We switched suppliers at work, and they gave me the steaks as a thankyou. |
| [13:17.94] | But wait, there' s more. Chandler, what is in that envelope? |
| [13:24.12] | By the way, this didn' t seem so dorky out in the hall. |
| [13:28.45] | Why, it' s six tickets to Hootie and the Blowfish! |
| [13:34.46] | The Blowfish! |
| [13:37.90] | It' s on us. So don' t worry. This is... |
| [13:40.73] | ... our treat. |
| [13:43.37] | Thank you. |
| [13:47.40] | Could you be less enthused? |
| [13:49.37] | Look, it' s a nice gesture. It is. |
| [13:52.04] | But it just feels like.... |
| [13:54.38] | Like? |
| [13:56.08] | Charity. |
| [13:57.15] | Charity? |
| [13:58.52] | We' re just trying to do a nice thing here. |
| [14:01.05] | But you have to understand, your " nice thing" makes us feel about this big. |
| [14:05.39] | Actually, it makes us feel that big. |
| [14:11.40] | I don' t understand. We can' t win with you guys. |
| [14:14.40] | If you guys feel this big, maybe that' s not our fault. |
| [14:17.70] | Maybe that' s just how you feel. |
| [14:22.44] | Now you' re telling us how we feel. |
| [14:25.41] | We never should have talked about this. |
| [14:27.61] | I' m gonna pass on the concert. |
| [14:35.92] | Me neither. Me too. |
| [14:38.09] | Guys, we bought the tickets. |
| [14:40.42] | Then you' ll have extra seats for all your tiaras and stuff. |
| [14:45.23] | Why did you look at me when you said that? |
| [14:51.87] | So I guess now we can' t go. |
| [14:53.87] | Do what you want. Do we always have to do everything together? |
| [14:59.24] | You know what? You' re right. |
| [15:01.45] | Fine. |
| [15:06.42] | All right. |
| [15:08.62] | We' re gonna go. |
| [15:15.46] | It' s not for another six hours. We' re gonna go then. |
| [15:30.41] | Are you ready? |
| [15:31.81] | Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today. |
| [15:37.35] | What? You had sex today? |
| [15:40.02] | It sounds even cooler when somebody else says it! |
| [15:44.42] | I was awesome. She was biting her lip to stop from screaming. |
| [15:50.13] | I know it' s been a while, but I took that as a good sign. |
| [15:58.84] | Still doing the screening? |
| [16:00.84] | I had sex today. |
| [16:03.44] | I never have to answer that phone again. |
| [16:06.64] | At the sound of the beep, you know what to do. |
| [16:09.48] | Hey, Bob. It' s Jade. |
| [16:11.05] | I wanted to tell you I was really hurt when you didn ' t show up yesterday. |
| [16:15.15] | And just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy. |
| [16:20.46] | Bob here. |
| [16:23.56] | So you met someone, huh? |
| [16:25.90] | Yes, I did. |
| [16:27.63] | In fact, I had sex with him two hours ago. |
| [16:34.81] | So how was he? |
| [16:46.92] | Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you. |
| [16:53.49] | I bit my lip to keep from screaming your name. |
| [16:59.16] | Well, that makes me feel so good. |
| [17:02.57] | It was just so awkward and bumpy. |
| [17:07.10] | Maybe he had some kind of new style that you' re not familiar with. |
| [17:12.24] | You have to get used to it. |
| [17:13.91] | There wasn ' t much time to get used to it... |
| [17:16.45] | ... if you know what I mean. |
| [17:28.46] | You know what? I' m not gonna be able to enjoy this. |
| [17:31.60] | I know. It' s my birthday. We all should be here. |
| [17:35.60] | So let' s go. |
| [17:43.64] | Well, maybe we should stay for one song. |
| [17:46.24] | It would be rude to them for us to leave now. |
| [17:49.31] | The guys are probably having a great time. |
| [17:55.62] | Come on, you guys. One more time. |
| [17:59.72] | One. |
| [18:11.57] | Amazing! Excellent! |
| [18:13.07] | I can' t believe the guys missed it! |
| [18:18.78] | Excuse me. Aren' t you Monica Geller? |
| [18:21.68] | Do I know you? You were my babysitter! |
| [18:27.45] | How have you been? |
| [18:29.19] | Good. I' m a lawyer now. |
| [18:31.46] | You can' t be a lawyer. You' re 8. |
| [18:34.29] | It was nice to see you. I gotta run backstage. |
| [18:36.93] | Wait, backstage? |
| [18:38.30] | My firm represents the band. |
| [18:43.77] | You guys wanna meet the group? |
| [18:46.50] | Come on. |
| [18:47.54] | Are you one of the ones that fooled around with my Dad? |
| [18:56.38] | Hey, you guys! |
| [18:57.45] | Happy birthday! |
| [18:58.55] | Oh, thank you. |
| [19:03.35] | How was your night last night? |
| [19:05.69] | Oh, well, it pretty much sucked. How was yours? |
| [19:09.46] | Ours pretty much sucked too. |
| [19:11.36] | But I ran into Stevie Fisher. Remember him? |
| [19:14.00] | Oh, yeah! I used to babysit him. |
| [19:16.33] | Hey, how' s his dad? |
| [19:20.07] | Good. |
| [19:21.67] | Aside from that, the evening was pretty much a bust. |
| [19:25.14] | Yeah, we really missed you guys. |
| [19:28.25] | Yeah, we were just saying, this whole thing is so stupid. |
| [19:32.22] | We just have to really, really not let stuff like money, get like |
| [19:37.75] | Is that a hickey? |
| [19:41.06] | Oh, no, I just.... |
| [19:43.00] | I fell down. |
| [19:46.93] | On someone' s lips? |
| [19:50.10] | Where' d you get the hickey? |
| [19:52.00] | You know, a party or |
| [19:53.50] | What party? |
| [19:54.51] | It wasn' t a party so much as a... |
| [19:57.34] | ... a gathering of people. |
| [20:00.61] | With food and music and... |
| [20:03.05] | ... and the band. |
| [20:06.08] | You partied with Hootie and the Blowfish? |
| [20:08.45] | Yes. Apparently, Stevie and Hootie are like this. |
| [20:12.76] | Who gave you that hickey? |
| [20:15.13] | That would be the work of a Blowfish. |
| [20:20.63] | I can' t believe it! I can' t believe this! |
| [20:23.63] | We' re just sitting at home, trying to guess Joey' s fingers... |
| [20:30.77] | ... and you' re partying and having fun and all: |
| [20:33.61] | " Hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck!" " |
| [20:39.42] | Don' t blame us. You could' ve been there. |
| [20:42.22] | What? As part of your " poor friends outreach program"? |
| [20:47.06] | Oh, great. It' s work. |
| [20:48.56] | I don' t know what to say. I' m sorry we make more than you. |
| [20:52.43] | But we' re not gonna feel guilty. We work really hard. |
| [20:57.63] | It' s Monica. I got a page. |
| [20:59.47] | It' s just that sometimes we like to do stuff that costs a little more. |
| [21:03.67] | And you feel like we hold you back. |
| [21:11.75] | Leon, wait. |
| [21:13.02] | Guys! |
| [21:14.79] | I don' t understand. |
| [21:16.12] | The steaks were a gift from the meat vendor. |
| [21:18.52] | That was not a kickback. |
| [21:20.76] | I' ll just replace them, and we can forget the whole thing. |
| [21:27.10] | What corporate policy? |
| [21:42.61] | I just got fired. |
| [21:50.19] | Here' s your check. That' ll be 4. 1 2. |
| [21:52.52] | Let me get that. |
| [21:57.66] | You got 5 bucks? |
| [22:08.84] | Here comes the beep. You know what to do. |
| [22:12.24] | Hi, it' s me. |
| [22:17.45] | Listen, Bob. I' m probably way out of line here. |
| [22:20.75] | It' s been three years, and you ' re probably seeing someone else now... |
| [22:24.79] | ... but if we could have one night together, for old time ' s sake.... |
| [22:28.86] | One hot, steamy, wild night.... |
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