| [00:03.-4] | What is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? |
| [00:16.-3] | What is it? Am I hideously unattractive? |
| [03:11.-2] | It's before work,after work, and during work. |
| [03:40.-3] | He's really interesting, and he's really sweet. |
| [04:41.-3] | Monica's setting me up. |
| [04:46.-3] | What? My whole insane jealousy thing? |
| [04:56.-2] | Oh,yeah,come on! I'm moving on. |
| [06:21.-3] | ... I am. … |
| [07:00.-3] | It's this thing. |
| [10:01.-4] | Whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him: |
| [12:49.-1] | What? Why are you looking at me like that? |
| [21:50.-4] | It's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. |
| [00:06.22] | Is there something repellent about me? |
| [00:10.42] | How was the party? |
| [00:11.59] | It couldn't have been worse. A woman literally passed through me. |
| [00:18.60] | No,you are not. You are very attractive. |
| [00:21.63] | I go through the same thing. |
| [00:23.50] | When I put on a little weight, I question everything. |
| [00:31.11] | I've put on weight? |
| [00:33.65] | Did you want to...? |
| [00:37.68] | No,not weight. More like insulation. |
| [00:42.65] | I'm unemployed, in dire need of a project. |
| [00:45.69] | Wanna work out? I can remake you. |
| [00:47.79] | I would,but that might get in the way of my lying-around time. |
| [00:52.13] | Please? |
| [00:53.26] | Come on,let her do it! |
| [00:55.60] | All right. |
| [00:56.63] | If we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours,I'm going home. |
| [01:01.37] | Your boobs are fine. |
| [01:02.71] | I shouldn't have said anything. |
| [01:04.48] | Come here. Come here! |
| [01:08.88] | Can't make hands meet! |
| [02:03.74] | Let's do it! |
| [02:09.87] | What? |
| [02:11.21] | Nothing. Just never seen your little stretchy pants before. |
| [02:16.48] | And we're changing. |
| [02:33.26] | Come on,give me five more! |
| [02:35.53] | Five more! |
| [02:38.84] | Five more and I'll flash you. |
| [02:40.61] | One... |
| [02:43.58] | ...two... … |
| [02:46.04] | ...two and a half. … |
| [02:50.35] | Just show me one of them. |
| [03:08.47] | She's insane! |
| [03:09.70] | The woman is insane. |
| [03:13.81] | She's got me doing butt-clenches at my desk. |
| [03:17.28] | And now they won't bring me my mail anymore. |
| [03:21.71] | Hey,Pheebs. How'd it go with Scott? |
| [03:23.88] | It was nice. Took him to a romantic restaurant... |
| [03:27.32] | ...ordered champagne. Nice. … |
| [03:29.92] | He still won't put out? |
| [03:31.46] | Nope. Zilch. Nothing. |
| [03:34.06] | Sorry,Pheebs. |
| [03:36.39] | Look,I don't mind taking it slow. |
| [03:38.50] | I like him a lot. |
| [03:43.23] | Why won't he give it up? |
| [03:46.34] | Maybe he drives his car on the other side of the road. |
| [03:49.77] | If you know what I mean. |
| [03:52.81] | No. What do you mean? He's not British. |
| [03:58.62] | Maybe he's gay. |
| [04:02.69] | I don't think that's the problem. |
| [04:05.00] | We went dancing the other night... |
| [04:07.03] | ...and just the way he held me so close and looked into my eyes.... … |
| [04:11.46] | I just definitely felt something. |
| [04:14.20] | But how much can you tell from a look? |
| [04:16.77] | I felt it on my hip. I could tell. |
| [04:22.37] | Yo,Bing! Racquetball in 20 minutes. |
| [04:26.01] | Joey,be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it. |
| [04:31.78] | Oh,Rachel! Don't look. |
| [04:33.45] | What? |
| [04:36.49] | I don't care. I have a date tonight. |
| [04:39.82] | You have a date? |
| [04:43.73] | What about Ross and.... |
| [04:48.50] | Well,you know, as much fun as that was... |
| [04:51.30] | ... I've decided to opt for sanity. … |
| [04:54.21] | You're okay about all this? |
| [04:58.58] | He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. |
| [05:02.31] | For all I care,he can throw her through the damn thing. |
| [05:07.69] | Hi,guys. |
| [05:09.22] | Monica,I'll come by tomorrow and pick up Fluffy's old cat toys,okay? |
| [05:13.86] | If you say his full name. |
| [05:16.33] | Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toys? |
| [05:22.83] | All right. |
| [05:23.94] | -You're getting a cat? -Actually,we're getting a cat. |
| [05:28.51] | Together? |
| [05:30.07] | Both of you? Together? |
| [05:32.38] | It'll live with Ross half the time and with me half the time. |
| [05:36.35] | Well,isn't that just lovely? |
| [05:40.25] | That's something you'll enjoy... |
| [05:42.55] | ...for a really,really, really long time. … |
| [05:45.26] | Hopefully. |
| [05:47.19] | Look at that. I gotta go! I got a date! |
| [05:50.60] | With a man. |
| [05:53.20] | You guys have a really good night... |
| [05:55.70] | ...and you two have a really good cat. … |
| [06:03.91] | We're not supposed to take these when we leave. |
| [06:13.38] | I don't know if Monica told you,but this my first date since my divorce. |
| [06:18.82] | If I seem a little nervous... |
| [06:23.06] | How long do cats live? |
| [06:26.40] | I'm sorry? |
| [06:27.47] | Cats. How long do they live? |
| [06:29.77] | Figuring you don't throw them under a bus or something? |
| [06:34.64] | Maybe 1 5,1 6 years. |
| [06:37.18] | Well,that's just great. |
| [06:40.48] | Cheers! |
| [06:42.61] | Right. Clink. |
| [06:50.92] | Monica told you I was cuter than this,didn't she? |
| [06:55.36] | No,Michael,it's not you. Sorry. It's just.... |
| [07:01.60] | It's not as bad as it sounds... |
| [07:03.60] | ... but this friend of mine is getting a cat with his girlfriend. … |
| [07:07.51] | Oh,that does sound.... |
| [07:12.64] | He just started going out with her. |
| [07:16.01] | Is this guy an old boyfriend? |
| [07:21.45] | Yeah,he wishes. |
| [07:26.02] | I'm sorry. Look at me. |
| [07:28.13] | Michael,let's talk about you. |
| [07:34.20] | So.... |
| [07:38.00] | Did you ever get a pet with a girlfriend? |
| [07:42.31] | -So I figured it out. -What? |
| [07:45.38] | Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. |
| [07:47.85] | I'm not sexy enough. |
| [07:50.38] | Phoebe,that's crazy. |
| [07:52.88] | When I first met you, you know what I said? |
| [07:55.82] | I said,"Excellent butt,great rack." |
| [08:02.06] | Really? That's so sweet. |
| [08:06.33] | I mean,I'm officially offended. But that's so sweet. |
| [08:11.17] | If you wanna know what the deal is, you're gonna have to ask him. |
| [08:15.74] | You're right. You're right. |
| [08:18.08] | You are so "yum"! |
| [08:39.80] | I mean,it's a cat,you know? It's a cat. |
| [08:45.30] | Why can't they get a bug? One of those fruit flies. |
| [08:48.81] | Those things that live for a day. |
| [08:51.21] | What are they called? |
| [08:54.08] | Fruit flies? |
| [08:56.91] | Thank you. |
| [08:58.05] | Would you like dessert? |
| [09:00.79] | No dessert. |
| [09:01.92] | Just the check. Please. |
| [09:05.12] | Oh,no. You're not having fun,are you? |
| [09:08.23] | No,no,I am. |
| [09:10.06] | But only because I've been playing the movie Diner in my head. |
| [09:16.60] | Oh,look at me. |
| [09:18.40] | Look at me. |
| [09:19.74] | I'm on a date with a really great guy. |
| [09:23.57] | All I can think about is Ross... |
| [09:26.08] | ...and his cat... … |
| [09:28.18] | ...and his Julie. … |
| [09:30.75] | I just want to get over him. Why can't I do that? |
| [09:36.15] | Look,I've been through a divorce. Trust me,you're gonna be fine. |
| [09:40.26] | You can't see it because you haven't had closure |
| [09:44.30] | Closure! |
| [09:46.33] | That's what it is! That's what I need! |
| [09:48.63] | God,you're brilliant! |
| [09:52.54] | Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that? |
| [09:56.77] | Well,there's no one way really,it's just.... |
| [10:04.22] | "I'm over you." “ |
| [10:06.85] | Over you. |
| [10:08.52] | That's what it is. |
| [10:11.29] | Closure. |
| [10:13.79] | Hello? Excuse me? |
| [10:16.49] | Excuse me. Hel |
| [10:19.06] | -Hang on. -Excuse me? |
| [10:20.46] | -What? -Hi. I'm sorry. |
| [10:22.37] | I need to borrow your phone for just one minute. |
| [10:26.70] | -I'm talking. -I see that. |
| [10:28.31] | One phone call,I'll be very quick. I'll even pay for it myself. |
| [10:34.38] | You're being a little weird about your phone. |
| [10:40.55] | All right. Fine. |
| [10:42.65] | I'll call you back. |
| [10:46.86] | Thank you. |
| [10:56.20] | Machine. |
| [10:58.20] | -Just waiting for the beep. -Good. |
| [11:02.17] | Ross! Hi,it's Rachel. |
| [11:05.84] | I'm just calling to say that... |
| [11:08.61] | ...everything's fine. … |
| [11:10.41] | And I'm really happy for you... |
| [11:12.72] | ...and your cat. … |
| [11:15.25] | Who,by the way,I think you should name Michael. |
| [11:22.09] | You see there, I'm thinking of names... |
| [11:24.76] | ...so obviously I am over you. … |
| [11:28.37] | I am over you. |
| [11:31.70] | And that,my friend, is what they call "closure." |
| [11:51.00] | It's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. |
| [11:54.33] | -Why not? -Because it's Sunday! |
| [11:57.50] | It's God's day. |
| [12:00.93] | If you say stop,then we stop. |
| [12:04.84] | Stop. |
| [12:06.00] | No,come on! We can't stop! |
| [12:08.17] | We got three more pounds to go! |
| [12:10.31] | I am the energy train and you are on board! |
| [12:32.90] | And how was the date? |
| [12:35.37] | I think there was a restaurant. |
| [12:38.47] | I know there was wine. |
| [12:43.51] | Actually,Julie's getting a cab. |
| [12:45.58] | I just need the cat toys. Did Monica say.... |
| [12:52.15] | I'm sorry. I don't know,l.... |
| [12:54.75] | I feel like I dreamed about you last night... |
| [12:57.32] | ... but I don't remember. … |
| [13:03.43] | There they are. |
| [13:06.20] | Did we speak on the phone? Did you call me? |
| [13:08.70] | No. I stayed at Julie's last night. |
| [13:12.87] | I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? |
| [13:16.91] | Oh,yeah,go ahead. |
| [13:22.45] | Rach,I got a message from you! |
| [13:29.45] | Who's Michael? |
| [13:30.86] | Oh,my God! |
| [13:32.26] | Ross,no! Hang up the phone. Give me the phone! |
| [13:37.73] | Give me the |
| [13:45.04] | You're over me? |
| [13:47.07] | Oh,God! |
| [13:49.57] | -You're -Oh,God. |
| [13:51.78] | You're over me? |
| [13:59.55] | When were you... |
| [14:01.65] | ... under me? … |
| [14:11.23] | I mean,were you? |
| [14:13.46] | What? |
| [14:17.74] | Basically... |
| [14:19.40] | ...Iately,I've.... … |
| [14:23.11] | I've sort of had feelings for you. |
| [14:29.81] | You've had feelings for me? |
| [14:33.15] | So? You had feelings for me first! |
| [14:39.32] | You know about my You know I had |
| [14:41.79] | You know? |
| [14:45.40] | Chandler told me. |
| [14:46.66] | When did he? When did he? When did he? |
| [14:51.80] | When you were in China. |
| [14:53.77] | Meeting Julie. |
| [14:55.87] | Julie. That's Oh,God! |
| [15:01.38] | I need to lie down. |
| [15:04.05] | No,I'm gonna stand. |
| [15:05.55] | I'm gonna stand... |
| [15:07.45] | ...and I'm gonna walk. I'm walking and I am standing. … |
| [15:14.73] | Now you're over me? |
| [15:18.90] | Are you over me? |
| [15:30.57] | That's Julie. |
| [15:34.55] | -Hi,Julie. -I've got a cab waiting. |
| [15:37.31] | I'll be right down! |
| [15:43.32] | Wait,so you're going? |
| [15:44.92] | Well,okay,I have to. I can't deal with this right now. |
| [15:48.83] | I mean,I've You know,I've got a cab. |
| [15:51.23] | I've got a girlfriend. I'm gonna go get a cat. |
| [15:58.84] | Cat! |
| [16:16.92] | -Hey,Joey. -Hey,Pheebs. |
| [16:20.76] | How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar? |
| [16:25.30] | I can't find the remote. |
| [16:30.80] | Thank you. |
| [16:33.57] | Scott asked me to come over for lunch and I did. |
| [16:36.37] | -And? -And we did. |
| [16:39.38] | All right! Way to go! |
| [16:41.31] | Yea,me! |
| [16:43.28] | So how did it happen? |
| [16:45.55] | I took your advice and asked him what was going on. |
| [16:48.59] | What did he say? |
| [16:50.05] | He understands how sex can be a very emotional thing for a woman. |
| [16:54.56] | And he was just afraid that I was going to get all: |
| [16:57.80] | "ls he gonna call me the next day?" and "Where is this going?" “ |
| [17:02.57] | So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be serious. |
| [17:09.47] | So I said,"Okay. Relax,please." |
| [17:14.85] | Sex can be just about two people right there in the moment. |
| [17:19.15] | If he wants to see me again,he can call. If not,that's fine too. |
| [17:23.15] | So after a lot of talking... |
| [17:28.86] | ... I convinced him. … |
| [17:34.50] | Let me get this straight. |
| [17:36.43] | He got you to beg to sleep with him. |
| [17:39.64] | He got you to say he never has to call you again. |
| [17:44.54] | And he got you thinking this is a great idea? |
| [17:51.12] | This man is my god! |
| [18:11.04] | I didn't get a cat. |
| [18:14.64] | That's interesting. |
| [18:17.91] | No,it's not "interesting." It's very,very not interesting. |
| [18:22.05] | It's actually 100% the opposite of interesting. |
| [18:25.25] | I got it,Ross. |
| [18:26.68] | You had no right to say you had feelings for me. |
| [18:30.69] | I was doing great with Julie before I knew! |
| [18:33.56] | I was doing great before I knew about you! |
| [18:35.66] | You think it's easy to see you with Julie? |
| [18:38.23] | You should've said something before! |
| [18:40.53] | I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything? |
| [18:44.03] | There was never a good time. |
| [18:45.84] | You only had a year. And we only hung out every night! |
| [18:49.57] | Not... |
| [18:51.58] | ...every night. … |
| [18:54.41] | It's not like I didn't try. But things got in the way. |
| [18:57.58] | You know,like ltalian guys... |
| [18:59.45] | ...or ex-fiances... … |
| [19:03.09] | ...or ltalian guys. … |
| [19:07.22] | There was one ltalian guy,okay? And do you have a point? |
| [19:11.06] | The point is,I don't need this right now! |
| [19:14.03] | Okay? It's too late. |
| [19:15.93] | I'm with somebody else. I'm happy. This ship has sailed! |
| [19:19.10] | You're just gonna put away your feelings for me? |
| [19:22.47] | I've done it since ninth grade. I'm good at it. |
| [19:25.38] | All right,fine. You go ahead and do that. |
| [19:28.08] | I don't need your ship! |
| [19:29.58] | -Good. -Good! |
| [19:32.15] | And you know what? Now I got closure! |
| [20:27.77] | Try the bottom one. |
| [20:57.20] | Monica,it's 6:30 in the morning. |
| [21:00.94] | We're not working out. It's over. |
| [21:04.04] | No way! With one pound to go? Come on! |
| [21:06.71] | We're workin',we're movin' We're in the zone,we're groovin' |
| [21:11.65] | I don't mind the last pound. |
| [21:13.75] | In fact,I kind of like the last pound. |
| [21:17.75] | So don't make me do anything that I'll regret. |
| [21:21.12] | What you gonna do,fat boy? |
| [21:24.83] | What? |
| [21:27.83] | Nothing. Except tell you it's wonderful how much energy you have. |
| [21:32.74] | Well,thanks. |
| [21:34.61] | Especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. |
| [21:40.78] | You can't tell your parents you were fired,because they'd be disappointed. |
| [21:55.46] | Well,no. But l.... |
| [21:57.53] | If it were me,I'd have difficulty getting out of bed at all. |
| [22:07.37] | You know,I try to stay positive. |
| [22:10.54] | So you.... |
| [22:12.48] | You feel like going for a run? |
| [22:17.68] | All right. |
| [22:19.48] | Because you don't have to. You could just take a nap right here. |
| [00:03.-4] | What is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? |
| [00:16.-3] | What is it? Am I hideously unattractive? |
| [03:11.-2] | It' s before work, after work, and during work. |
| [03:40.-3] | He' s really interesting, and he' s really sweet. |
| [04:41.-3] | Monica' s setting me up. |
| [04:46.-3] | What? My whole insane jealousy thing? |
| [04:56.-2] | Oh, yeah, come on! I' m moving on. |
| [06:21.-3] | ... I am. |
| [07:00.-3] | It' s this thing. |
| [10:01.-4] | Whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him: |
| [12:49.-1] | What? Why are you looking at me like that? |
| [21:50.-4] | It' s not as if you have a boyfriend' s shoulder to cry on. |
| [00:06.22] | Is there something repellent about me? |
| [00:10.42] | How was the party? |
| [00:11.59] | It couldn' t have been worse. A woman literally passed through me. |
| [00:18.60] | No, you are not. You are very attractive. |
| [00:21.63] | I go through the same thing. |
| [00:23.50] | When I put on a little weight, I question everything. |
| [00:31.11] | I' ve put on weight? |
| [00:33.65] | Did you want to...? |
| [00:37.68] | No, not weight. More like insulation. |
| [00:42.65] | I' m unemployed, in dire need of a project. |
| [00:45.69] | Wanna work out? I can remake you. |
| [00:47.79] | I would, but that might get in the way of my lyingaround time. |
| [00:52.13] | Please? |
| [00:53.26] | Come on, let her do it! |
| [00:55.60] | All right. |
| [00:56.63] | If we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I' m going home. |
| [01:01.37] | Your boobs are fine. |
| [01:02.71] | I shouldn' t have said anything. |
| [01:04.48] | Come here. Come here! |
| [01:08.88] | Can' t make hands meet! |
| [02:03.74] | Let' s do it! |
| [02:09.87] | What? |
| [02:11.21] | Nothing. Just never seen your little stretchy pants before. |
| [02:16.48] | And we' re changing. |
| [02:33.26] | Come on, give me five more! |
| [02:35.53] | Five more! |
| [02:38.84] | Five more and I' ll flash you. |
| [02:40.61] | One... |
| [02:43.58] | ... two... |
| [02:46.04] | ... two and a half. |
| [02:50.35] | Just show me one of them. |
| [03:08.47] | She' s insane! |
| [03:09.70] | The woman is insane. |
| [03:13.81] | She' s got me doing buttclenches at my desk. |
| [03:17.28] | And now they won' t bring me my mail anymore. |
| [03:21.71] | Hey, Pheebs. How' d it go with Scott? |
| [03:23.88] | It was nice. Took him to a romantic restaurant... |
| [03:27.32] | ... ordered champagne. Nice. |
| [03:29.92] | He still won' t put out? |
| [03:31.46] | Nope. Zilch. Nothing. |
| [03:34.06] | Sorry, Pheebs. |
| [03:36.39] | Look, I don' t mind taking it slow. |
| [03:38.50] | I like him a lot. |
| [03:43.23] | Why won' t he give it up? |
| [03:46.34] | Maybe he drives his car on the other side of the road. |
| [03:49.77] | If you know what I mean. |
| [03:52.81] | No. What do you mean? He' s not British. |
| [03:58.62] | Maybe he' s gay. |
| [04:02.69] | I don' t think that' s the problem. |
| [04:05.00] | We went dancing the other night... |
| [04:07.03] | ... and just the way he held me so close and looked into my eyes.... |
| [04:11.46] | I just definitely felt something. |
| [04:14.20] | But how much can you tell from a look? |
| [04:16.77] | I felt it on my hip. I could tell. |
| [04:22.37] | Yo, Bing! Racquetball in 20 minutes. |
| [04:26.01] | Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it. |
| [04:31.78] | Oh, Rachel! Don' t look. |
| [04:33.45] | What? |
| [04:36.49] | I don' t care. I have a date tonight. |
| [04:39.82] | You have a date? |
| [04:43.73] | What about Ross and.... |
| [04:48.50] | Well, you know, as much fun as that was... |
| [04:51.30] | ... I' ve decided to opt for sanity. |
| [04:54.21] | You' re okay about all this? |
| [04:58.58] | He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. |
| [05:02.31] | For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing. |
| [05:07.69] | Hi, guys. |
| [05:09.22] | Monica, I' ll come by tomorrow and pick up Fluffy' s old cat toys, okay? |
| [05:13.86] | If you say his full name. |
| [05:16.33] | Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington' s cat toys? |
| [05:22.83] | All right. |
| [05:23.94] | You' re getting a cat? Actually, we' re getting a cat. |
| [05:28.51] | Together? |
| [05:30.07] | Both of you? Together? |
| [05:32.38] | It' ll live with Ross half the time and with me half the time. |
| [05:36.35] | Well, isn' t that just lovely? |
| [05:40.25] | That' s something you' ll enjoy... |
| [05:42.55] | ... for a really, really, really long time. |
| [05:45.26] | Hopefully. |
| [05:47.19] | Look at that. I gotta go! I got a date! |
| [05:50.60] | With a man. |
| [05:53.20] | You guys have a really good night... |
| [05:55.70] | ... and you two have a really good cat. |
| [06:03.91] | We' re not supposed to take these when we leave. |
| [06:13.38] | I don' t know if Monica told you, but this my first date since my divorce. |
| [06:18.82] | If I seem a little nervous... |
| [06:23.06] | How long do cats live? |
| [06:26.40] | I' m sorry? |
| [06:27.47] | Cats. How long do they live? |
| [06:29.77] | Figuring you don' t throw them under a bus or something? |
| [06:34.64] | Maybe 1 5, 1 6 years. |
| [06:37.18] | Well, that' s just great. |
| [06:40.48] | Cheers! |
| [06:42.61] | Right. Clink. |
| [06:50.92] | Monica told you I was cuter than this, didn' t she? |
| [06:55.36] | No, Michael, it' s not you. Sorry. It' s just.... |
| [07:01.60] | It' s not as bad as it sounds... |
| [07:03.60] | ... but this friend of mine is getting a cat with his girlfriend. |
| [07:07.51] | Oh, that does sound.... |
| [07:12.64] | He just started going out with her. |
| [07:16.01] | Is this guy an old boyfriend? |
| [07:21.45] | Yeah, he wishes. |
| [07:26.02] | I' m sorry. Look at me. |
| [07:28.13] | Michael, let' s talk about you. |
| [07:34.20] | So.... |
| [07:38.00] | Did you ever get a pet with a girlfriend? |
| [07:42.31] | So I figured it out. What? |
| [07:45.38] | Why Scott doesn' t want to sleep with me. |
| [07:47.85] | I' m not sexy enough. |
| [07:50.38] | Phoebe, that' s crazy. |
| [07:52.88] | When I first met you, you know what I said? |
| [07:55.82] | I said," Excellent butt, great rack." |
| [08:02.06] | Really? That' s so sweet. |
| [08:06.33] | I mean, I' m officially offended. But that' s so sweet. |
| [08:11.17] | If you wanna know what the deal is, you' re gonna have to ask him. |
| [08:15.74] | You' re right. You' re right. |
| [08:18.08] | You are so " yum"! |
| [08:39.80] | I mean, it' s a cat, you know? It' s a cat. |
| [08:45.30] | Why can' t they get a bug? One of those fruit flies. |
| [08:48.81] | Those things that live for a day. |
| [08:51.21] | What are they called? |
| [08:54.08] | Fruit flies? |
| [08:56.91] | Thank you. |
| [08:58.05] | Would you like dessert? |
| [09:00.79] | No dessert. |
| [09:01.92] | Just the check. Please. |
| [09:05.12] | Oh, no. You' re not having fun, are you? |
| [09:08.23] | No, no, I am. |
| [09:10.06] | But only because I' ve been playing the movie Diner in my head. |
| [09:16.60] | Oh, look at me. |
| [09:18.40] | Look at me. |
| [09:19.74] | I' m on a date with a really great guy. |
| [09:23.57] | All I can think about is Ross... |
| [09:26.08] | ... and his cat... |
| [09:28.18] | ... and his Julie. |
| [09:30.75] | I just want to get over him. Why can' t I do that? |
| [09:36.15] | Look, I' ve been through a divorce. Trust me, you' re gonna be fine. |
| [09:40.26] | You can' t see it because you haven' t had closure |
| [09:44.30] | Closure! |
| [09:46.33] | That' s what it is! That' s what I need! |
| [09:48.63] | God, you' re brilliant! |
| [09:52.54] | Why didn' t I think of that? How do I get that? |
| [09:56.77] | Well, there' s no one way really, it' s just.... |
| [10:04.22] | " I' m over you." " |
| [10:06.85] | Over you. |
| [10:08.52] | That' s what it is. |
| [10:11.29] | Closure. |
| [10:13.79] | Hello? Excuse me? |
| [10:16.49] | Excuse me. Hel |
| [10:19.06] | Hang on. Excuse me? |
| [10:20.46] | What? Hi. I' m sorry. |
| [10:22.37] | I need to borrow your phone for just one minute. |
| [10:26.70] | I' m talking. I see that. |
| [10:28.31] | One phone call, I' ll be very quick. I' ll even pay for it myself. |
| [10:34.38] | You' re being a little weird about your phone. |
| [10:40.55] | All right. Fine. |
| [10:42.65] | I' ll call you back. |
| [10:46.86] | Thank you. |
| [10:56.20] | Machine. |
| [10:58.20] | Just waiting for the beep. Good. |
| [11:02.17] | Ross! Hi, it' s Rachel. |
| [11:05.84] | I' m just calling to say that... |
| [11:08.61] | ... everything' s fine. |
| [11:10.41] | And I' m really happy for you... |
| [11:12.72] | ... and your cat. |
| [11:15.25] | Who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. |
| [11:22.09] | You see there, I' m thinking of names... |
| [11:24.76] | ... so obviously I am over you. |
| [11:28.37] | I am over you. |
| [11:31.70] | And that, my friend, is what they call " closure." |
| [11:51.00] | It' s Sunday morning. I' m not running on a Sunday. |
| [11:54.33] | Why not? Because it' s Sunday! |
| [11:57.50] | It' s God' s day. |
| [12:00.93] | If you say stop, then we stop. |
| [12:04.84] | Stop. |
| [12:06.00] | No, come on! We can' t stop! |
| [12:08.17] | We got three more pounds to go! |
| [12:10.31] | I am the energy train and you are on board! |
| [12:32.90] | And how was the date? |
| [12:35.37] | I think there was a restaurant. |
| [12:38.47] | I know there was wine. |
| [12:43.51] | Actually, Julie' s getting a cab. |
| [12:45.58] | I just need the cat toys. Did Monica say.... |
| [12:52.15] | I' m sorry. I don' t know, l.... |
| [12:54.75] | I feel like I dreamed about you last night... |
| [12:57.32] | ... but I don' t remember. |
| [13:03.43] | There they are. |
| [13:06.20] | Did we speak on the phone? Did you call me? |
| [13:08.70] | No. I stayed at Julie' s last night. |
| [13:12.87] | I haven' t even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? |
| [13:16.91] | Oh, yeah, go ahead. |
| [13:22.45] | Rach, I got a message from you! |
| [13:29.45] | Who' s Michael? |
| [13:30.86] | Oh, my God! |
| [13:32.26] | Ross, no! Hang up the phone. Give me the phone! |
| [13:37.73] | Give me the |
| [13:45.04] | You' re over me? |
| [13:47.07] | Oh, God! |
| [13:49.57] | You' re Oh, God. |
| [13:51.78] | You' re over me? |
| [13:59.55] | When were you... |
| [14:01.65] | ... under me? |
| [14:11.23] | I mean, were you? |
| [14:13.46] | What? |
| [14:17.74] | Basically... |
| [14:19.40] | ... Iately, I' ve.... |
| [14:23.11] | I' ve sort of had feelings for you. |
| [14:29.81] | You' ve had feelings for me? |
| [14:33.15] | So? You had feelings for me first! |
| [14:39.32] | You know about my You know I had |
| [14:41.79] | You know? |
| [14:45.40] | Chandler told me. |
| [14:46.66] | When did he? When did he? When did he? |
| [14:51.80] | When you were in China. |
| [14:53.77] | Meeting Julie. |
| [14:55.87] | Julie. That' s Oh, God! |
| [15:01.38] | I need to lie down. |
| [15:04.05] | No, I' m gonna stand. |
| [15:05.55] | I' m gonna stand... |
| [15:07.45] | ... and I' m gonna walk. I' m walking and I am standing. |
| [15:14.73] | Now you' re over me? |
| [15:18.90] | Are you over me? |
| [15:30.57] | That' s Julie. |
| [15:34.55] | Hi, Julie. I' ve got a cab waiting. |
| [15:37.31] | I' ll be right down! |
| [15:43.32] | Wait, so you' re going? |
| [15:44.92] | Well, okay, I have to. I can' t deal with this right now. |
| [15:48.83] | I mean, I' ve You know, I' ve got a cab. |
| [15:51.23] | I' ve got a girlfriend. I' m gonna go get a cat. |
| [15:58.84] | Cat! |
| [16:16.92] | Hey, Joey. Hey, Pheebs. |
| [16:20.76] | How come you' re watching a rabbi play electric guitar? |
| [16:25.30] | I can' t find the remote. |
| [16:30.80] | Thank you. |
| [16:33.57] | Scott asked me to come over for lunch and I did. |
| [16:36.37] | And? And we did. |
| [16:39.38] | All right! Way to go! |
| [16:41.31] | Yea, me! |
| [16:43.28] | So how did it happen? |
| [16:45.55] | I took your advice and asked him what was going on. |
| [16:48.59] | What did he say? |
| [16:50.05] | He understands how sex can be a very emotional thing for a woman. |
| [16:54.56] | And he was just afraid that I was going to get all: |
| [16:57.80] | " ls he gonna call me the next day?" and " Where is this going?" " |
| [17:02.57] | So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be serious. |
| [17:09.47] | So I said," Okay. Relax, please." |
| [17:14.85] | Sex can be just about two people right there in the moment. |
| [17:19.15] | If he wants to see me again, he can call. If not, that' s fine too. |
| [17:23.15] | So after a lot of talking... |
| [17:28.86] | ... I convinced him. |
| [17:34.50] | Let me get this straight. |
| [17:36.43] | He got you to beg to sleep with him. |
| [17:39.64] | He got you to say he never has to call you again. |
| [17:44.54] | And he got you thinking this is a great idea? |
| [17:51.12] | This man is my god! |
| [18:11.04] | I didn' t get a cat. |
| [18:14.64] | That' s interesting. |
| [18:17.91] | No, it' s not " interesting." It' s very, very not interesting. |
| [18:22.05] | It' s actually 100 the opposite of interesting. |
| [18:25.25] | I got it, Ross. |
| [18:26.68] | You had no right to say you had feelings for me. |
| [18:30.69] | I was doing great with Julie before I knew! |
| [18:33.56] | I was doing great before I knew about you! |
| [18:35.66] | You think it' s easy to see you with Julie? |
| [18:38.23] | You should' ve said something before! |
| [18:40.53] | I didn' t know then. And how come you never said anything? |
| [18:44.03] | There was never a good time. |
| [18:45.84] | You only had a year. And we only hung out every night! |
| [18:49.57] | Not... |
| [18:51.58] | ... every night. |
| [18:54.41] | It' s not like I didn' t try. But things got in the way. |
| [18:57.58] | You know, like ltalian guys... |
| [18:59.45] | ... or exfiances... |
| [19:03.09] | ... or ltalian guys. |
| [19:07.22] | There was one ltalian guy, okay? And do you have a point? |
| [19:11.06] | The point is, I don' t need this right now! |
| [19:14.03] | Okay? It' s too late. |
| [19:15.93] | I' m with somebody else. I' m happy. This ship has sailed! |
| [19:19.10] | You' re just gonna put away your feelings for me? |
| [19:22.47] | I' ve done it since ninth grade. I' m good at it. |
| [19:25.38] | All right, fine. You go ahead and do that. |
| [19:28.08] | I don' t need your ship! |
| [19:29.58] | Good. Good! |
| [19:32.15] | And you know what? Now I got closure! |
| [20:27.77] | Try the bottom one. |
| [20:57.20] | Monica, it' s 6: 30 in the morning. |
| [21:00.94] | We' re not working out. It' s over. |
| [21:04.04] | No way! With one pound to go? Come on! |
| [21:06.71] | We' re workin', we' re movin' We' re in the zone, we' re groovin' |
| [21:11.65] | I don' t mind the last pound. |
| [21:13.75] | In fact, I kind of like the last pound. |
| [21:17.75] | So don' t make me do anything that I' ll regret. |
| [21:21.12] | What you gonna do, fat boy? |
| [21:24.83] | What? |
| [21:27.83] | Nothing. Except tell you it' s wonderful how much energy you have. |
| [21:32.74] | Well, thanks. |
| [21:34.61] | Especially considering how tough it' s been for you to find work. |
| [21:40.78] | You can' t tell your parents you were fired, because they' d be disappointed. |
| [21:55.46] | Well, no. But l.... |
| [21:57.53] | If it were me, I' d have difficulty getting out of bed at all. |
| [22:07.37] | You know, I try to stay positive. |
| [22:10.54] | So you.... |
| [22:12.48] | You feel like going for a run? |
| [22:17.68] | All right. |
| [22:19.48] | Because you don' t have to. You could just take a nap right here. |
| [00:03.-4] | What is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? |
| [00:16.-3] | What is it? Am I hideously unattractive? |
| [03:11.-2] | It' s before work, after work, and during work. |
| [03:40.-3] | He' s really interesting, and he' s really sweet. |
| [04:41.-3] | Monica' s setting me up. |
| [04:46.-3] | What? My whole insane jealousy thing? |
| [04:56.-2] | Oh, yeah, come on! I' m moving on. |
| [06:21.-3] | ... I am. |
| [07:00.-3] | It' s this thing. |
| [10:01.-4] | Whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him: |
| [12:49.-1] | What? Why are you looking at me like that? |
| [21:50.-4] | It' s not as if you have a boyfriend' s shoulder to cry on. |
| [00:06.22] | Is there something repellent about me? |
| [00:10.42] | How was the party? |
| [00:11.59] | It couldn' t have been worse. A woman literally passed through me. |
| [00:18.60] | No, you are not. You are very attractive. |
| [00:21.63] | I go through the same thing. |
| [00:23.50] | When I put on a little weight, I question everything. |
| [00:31.11] | I' ve put on weight? |
| [00:33.65] | Did you want to...? |
| [00:37.68] | No, not weight. More like insulation. |
| [00:42.65] | I' m unemployed, in dire need of a project. |
| [00:45.69] | Wanna work out? I can remake you. |
| [00:47.79] | I would, but that might get in the way of my lyingaround time. |
| [00:52.13] | Please? |
| [00:53.26] | Come on, let her do it! |
| [00:55.60] | All right. |
| [00:56.63] | If we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I' m going home. |
| [01:01.37] | Your boobs are fine. |
| [01:02.71] | I shouldn' t have said anything. |
| [01:04.48] | Come here. Come here! |
| [01:08.88] | Can' t make hands meet! |
| [02:03.74] | Let' s do it! |
| [02:09.87] | What? |
| [02:11.21] | Nothing. Just never seen your little stretchy pants before. |
| [02:16.48] | And we' re changing. |
| [02:33.26] | Come on, give me five more! |
| [02:35.53] | Five more! |
| [02:38.84] | Five more and I' ll flash you. |
| [02:40.61] | One... |
| [02:43.58] | ... two... |
| [02:46.04] | ... two and a half. |
| [02:50.35] | Just show me one of them. |
| [03:08.47] | She' s insane! |
| [03:09.70] | The woman is insane. |
| [03:13.81] | She' s got me doing buttclenches at my desk. |
| [03:17.28] | And now they won' t bring me my mail anymore. |
| [03:21.71] | Hey, Pheebs. How' d it go with Scott? |
| [03:23.88] | It was nice. Took him to a romantic restaurant... |
| [03:27.32] | ... ordered champagne. Nice. |
| [03:29.92] | He still won' t put out? |
| [03:31.46] | Nope. Zilch. Nothing. |
| [03:34.06] | Sorry, Pheebs. |
| [03:36.39] | Look, I don' t mind taking it slow. |
| [03:38.50] | I like him a lot. |
| [03:43.23] | Why won' t he give it up? |
| [03:46.34] | Maybe he drives his car on the other side of the road. |
| [03:49.77] | If you know what I mean. |
| [03:52.81] | No. What do you mean? He' s not British. |
| [03:58.62] | Maybe he' s gay. |
| [04:02.69] | I don' t think that' s the problem. |
| [04:05.00] | We went dancing the other night... |
| [04:07.03] | ... and just the way he held me so close and looked into my eyes.... |
| [04:11.46] | I just definitely felt something. |
| [04:14.20] | But how much can you tell from a look? |
| [04:16.77] | I felt it on my hip. I could tell. |
| [04:22.37] | Yo, Bing! Racquetball in 20 minutes. |
| [04:26.01] | Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it. |
| [04:31.78] | Oh, Rachel! Don' t look. |
| [04:33.45] | What? |
| [04:36.49] | I don' t care. I have a date tonight. |
| [04:39.82] | You have a date? |
| [04:43.73] | What about Ross and.... |
| [04:48.50] | Well, you know, as much fun as that was... |
| [04:51.30] | ... I' ve decided to opt for sanity. |
| [04:54.21] | You' re okay about all this? |
| [04:58.58] | He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. |
| [05:02.31] | For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing. |
| [05:07.69] | Hi, guys. |
| [05:09.22] | Monica, I' ll come by tomorrow and pick up Fluffy' s old cat toys, okay? |
| [05:13.86] | If you say his full name. |
| [05:16.33] | Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington' s cat toys? |
| [05:22.83] | All right. |
| [05:23.94] | You' re getting a cat? Actually, we' re getting a cat. |
| [05:28.51] | Together? |
| [05:30.07] | Both of you? Together? |
| [05:32.38] | It' ll live with Ross half the time and with me half the time. |
| [05:36.35] | Well, isn' t that just lovely? |
| [05:40.25] | That' s something you' ll enjoy... |
| [05:42.55] | ... for a really, really, really long time. |
| [05:45.26] | Hopefully. |
| [05:47.19] | Look at that. I gotta go! I got a date! |
| [05:50.60] | With a man. |
| [05:53.20] | You guys have a really good night... |
| [05:55.70] | ... and you two have a really good cat. |
| [06:03.91] | We' re not supposed to take these when we leave. |
| [06:13.38] | I don' t know if Monica told you, but this my first date since my divorce. |
| [06:18.82] | If I seem a little nervous... |
| [06:23.06] | How long do cats live? |
| [06:26.40] | I' m sorry? |
| [06:27.47] | Cats. How long do they live? |
| [06:29.77] | Figuring you don' t throw them under a bus or something? |
| [06:34.64] | Maybe 1 5, 1 6 years. |
| [06:37.18] | Well, that' s just great. |
| [06:40.48] | Cheers! |
| [06:42.61] | Right. Clink. |
| [06:50.92] | Monica told you I was cuter than this, didn' t she? |
| [06:55.36] | No, Michael, it' s not you. Sorry. It' s just.... |
| [07:01.60] | It' s not as bad as it sounds... |
| [07:03.60] | ... but this friend of mine is getting a cat with his girlfriend. |
| [07:07.51] | Oh, that does sound.... |
| [07:12.64] | He just started going out with her. |
| [07:16.01] | Is this guy an old boyfriend? |
| [07:21.45] | Yeah, he wishes. |
| [07:26.02] | I' m sorry. Look at me. |
| [07:28.13] | Michael, let' s talk about you. |
| [07:34.20] | So.... |
| [07:38.00] | Did you ever get a pet with a girlfriend? |
| [07:42.31] | So I figured it out. What? |
| [07:45.38] | Why Scott doesn' t want to sleep with me. |
| [07:47.85] | I' m not sexy enough. |
| [07:50.38] | Phoebe, that' s crazy. |
| [07:52.88] | When I first met you, you know what I said? |
| [07:55.82] | I said," Excellent butt, great rack." |
| [08:02.06] | Really? That' s so sweet. |
| [08:06.33] | I mean, I' m officially offended. But that' s so sweet. |
| [08:11.17] | If you wanna know what the deal is, you' re gonna have to ask him. |
| [08:15.74] | You' re right. You' re right. |
| [08:18.08] | You are so " yum"! |
| [08:39.80] | I mean, it' s a cat, you know? It' s a cat. |
| [08:45.30] | Why can' t they get a bug? One of those fruit flies. |
| [08:48.81] | Those things that live for a day. |
| [08:51.21] | What are they called? |
| [08:54.08] | Fruit flies? |
| [08:56.91] | Thank you. |
| [08:58.05] | Would you like dessert? |
| [09:00.79] | No dessert. |
| [09:01.92] | Just the check. Please. |
| [09:05.12] | Oh, no. You' re not having fun, are you? |
| [09:08.23] | No, no, I am. |
| [09:10.06] | But only because I' ve been playing the movie Diner in my head. |
| [09:16.60] | Oh, look at me. |
| [09:18.40] | Look at me. |
| [09:19.74] | I' m on a date with a really great guy. |
| [09:23.57] | All I can think about is Ross... |
| [09:26.08] | ... and his cat... |
| [09:28.18] | ... and his Julie. |
| [09:30.75] | I just want to get over him. Why can' t I do that? |
| [09:36.15] | Look, I' ve been through a divorce. Trust me, you' re gonna be fine. |
| [09:40.26] | You can' t see it because you haven' t had closure |
| [09:44.30] | Closure! |
| [09:46.33] | That' s what it is! That' s what I need! |
| [09:48.63] | God, you' re brilliant! |
| [09:52.54] | Why didn' t I think of that? How do I get that? |
| [09:56.77] | Well, there' s no one way really, it' s just.... |
| [10:04.22] | " I' m over you." " |
| [10:06.85] | Over you. |
| [10:08.52] | That' s what it is. |
| [10:11.29] | Closure. |
| [10:13.79] | Hello? Excuse me? |
| [10:16.49] | Excuse me. Hel |
| [10:19.06] | Hang on. Excuse me? |
| [10:20.46] | What? Hi. I' m sorry. |
| [10:22.37] | I need to borrow your phone for just one minute. |
| [10:26.70] | I' m talking. I see that. |
| [10:28.31] | One phone call, I' ll be very quick. I' ll even pay for it myself. |
| [10:34.38] | You' re being a little weird about your phone. |
| [10:40.55] | All right. Fine. |
| [10:42.65] | I' ll call you back. |
| [10:46.86] | Thank you. |
| [10:56.20] | Machine. |
| [10:58.20] | Just waiting for the beep. Good. |
| [11:02.17] | Ross! Hi, it' s Rachel. |
| [11:05.84] | I' m just calling to say that... |
| [11:08.61] | ... everything' s fine. |
| [11:10.41] | And I' m really happy for you... |
| [11:12.72] | ... and your cat. |
| [11:15.25] | Who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. |
| [11:22.09] | You see there, I' m thinking of names... |
| [11:24.76] | ... so obviously I am over you. |
| [11:28.37] | I am over you. |
| [11:31.70] | And that, my friend, is what they call " closure." |
| [11:51.00] | It' s Sunday morning. I' m not running on a Sunday. |
| [11:54.33] | Why not? Because it' s Sunday! |
| [11:57.50] | It' s God' s day. |
| [12:00.93] | If you say stop, then we stop. |
| [12:04.84] | Stop. |
| [12:06.00] | No, come on! We can' t stop! |
| [12:08.17] | We got three more pounds to go! |
| [12:10.31] | I am the energy train and you are on board! |
| [12:32.90] | And how was the date? |
| [12:35.37] | I think there was a restaurant. |
| [12:38.47] | I know there was wine. |
| [12:43.51] | Actually, Julie' s getting a cab. |
| [12:45.58] | I just need the cat toys. Did Monica say.... |
| [12:52.15] | I' m sorry. I don' t know, l.... |
| [12:54.75] | I feel like I dreamed about you last night... |
| [12:57.32] | ... but I don' t remember. |
| [13:03.43] | There they are. |
| [13:06.20] | Did we speak on the phone? Did you call me? |
| [13:08.70] | No. I stayed at Julie' s last night. |
| [13:12.87] | I haven' t even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? |
| [13:16.91] | Oh, yeah, go ahead. |
| [13:22.45] | Rach, I got a message from you! |
| [13:29.45] | Who' s Michael? |
| [13:30.86] | Oh, my God! |
| [13:32.26] | Ross, no! Hang up the phone. Give me the phone! |
| [13:37.73] | Give me the |
| [13:45.04] | You' re over me? |
| [13:47.07] | Oh, God! |
| [13:49.57] | You' re Oh, God. |
| [13:51.78] | You' re over me? |
| [13:59.55] | When were you... |
| [14:01.65] | ... under me? |
| [14:11.23] | I mean, were you? |
| [14:13.46] | What? |
| [14:17.74] | Basically... |
| [14:19.40] | ... Iately, I' ve.... |
| [14:23.11] | I' ve sort of had feelings for you. |
| [14:29.81] | You' ve had feelings for me? |
| [14:33.15] | So? You had feelings for me first! |
| [14:39.32] | You know about my You know I had |
| [14:41.79] | You know? |
| [14:45.40] | Chandler told me. |
| [14:46.66] | When did he? When did he? When did he? |
| [14:51.80] | When you were in China. |
| [14:53.77] | Meeting Julie. |
| [14:55.87] | Julie. That' s Oh, God! |
| [15:01.38] | I need to lie down. |
| [15:04.05] | No, I' m gonna stand. |
| [15:05.55] | I' m gonna stand... |
| [15:07.45] | ... and I' m gonna walk. I' m walking and I am standing. |
| [15:14.73] | Now you' re over me? |
| [15:18.90] | Are you over me? |
| [15:30.57] | That' s Julie. |
| [15:34.55] | Hi, Julie. I' ve got a cab waiting. |
| [15:37.31] | I' ll be right down! |
| [15:43.32] | Wait, so you' re going? |
| [15:44.92] | Well, okay, I have to. I can' t deal with this right now. |
| [15:48.83] | I mean, I' ve You know, I' ve got a cab. |
| [15:51.23] | I' ve got a girlfriend. I' m gonna go get a cat. |
| [15:58.84] | Cat! |
| [16:16.92] | Hey, Joey. Hey, Pheebs. |
| [16:20.76] | How come you' re watching a rabbi play electric guitar? |
| [16:25.30] | I can' t find the remote. |
| [16:30.80] | Thank you. |
| [16:33.57] | Scott asked me to come over for lunch and I did. |
| [16:36.37] | And? And we did. |
| [16:39.38] | All right! Way to go! |
| [16:41.31] | Yea, me! |
| [16:43.28] | So how did it happen? |
| [16:45.55] | I took your advice and asked him what was going on. |
| [16:48.59] | What did he say? |
| [16:50.05] | He understands how sex can be a very emotional thing for a woman. |
| [16:54.56] | And he was just afraid that I was going to get all: |
| [16:57.80] | " ls he gonna call me the next day?" and " Where is this going?" " |
| [17:02.57] | So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be serious. |
| [17:09.47] | So I said," Okay. Relax, please." |
| [17:14.85] | Sex can be just about two people right there in the moment. |
| [17:19.15] | If he wants to see me again, he can call. If not, that' s fine too. |
| [17:23.15] | So after a lot of talking... |
| [17:28.86] | ... I convinced him. |
| [17:34.50] | Let me get this straight. |
| [17:36.43] | He got you to beg to sleep with him. |
| [17:39.64] | He got you to say he never has to call you again. |
| [17:44.54] | And he got you thinking this is a great idea? |
| [17:51.12] | This man is my god! |
| [18:11.04] | I didn' t get a cat. |
| [18:14.64] | That' s interesting. |
| [18:17.91] | No, it' s not " interesting." It' s very, very not interesting. |
| [18:22.05] | It' s actually 100 the opposite of interesting. |
| [18:25.25] | I got it, Ross. |
| [18:26.68] | You had no right to say you had feelings for me. |
| [18:30.69] | I was doing great with Julie before I knew! |
| [18:33.56] | I was doing great before I knew about you! |
| [18:35.66] | You think it' s easy to see you with Julie? |
| [18:38.23] | You should' ve said something before! |
| [18:40.53] | I didn' t know then. And how come you never said anything? |
| [18:44.03] | There was never a good time. |
| [18:45.84] | You only had a year. And we only hung out every night! |
| [18:49.57] | Not... |
| [18:51.58] | ... every night. |
| [18:54.41] | It' s not like I didn' t try. But things got in the way. |
| [18:57.58] | You know, like ltalian guys... |
| [18:59.45] | ... or exfiances... |
| [19:03.09] | ... or ltalian guys. |
| [19:07.22] | There was one ltalian guy, okay? And do you have a point? |
| [19:11.06] | The point is, I don' t need this right now! |
| [19:14.03] | Okay? It' s too late. |
| [19:15.93] | I' m with somebody else. I' m happy. This ship has sailed! |
| [19:19.10] | You' re just gonna put away your feelings for me? |
| [19:22.47] | I' ve done it since ninth grade. I' m good at it. |
| [19:25.38] | All right, fine. You go ahead and do that. |
| [19:28.08] | I don' t need your ship! |
| [19:29.58] | Good. Good! |
| [19:32.15] | And you know what? Now I got closure! |
| [20:27.77] | Try the bottom one. |
| [20:57.20] | Monica, it' s 6: 30 in the morning. |
| [21:00.94] | We' re not working out. It' s over. |
| [21:04.04] | No way! With one pound to go? Come on! |
| [21:06.71] | We' re workin', we' re movin' We' re in the zone, we' re groovin' |
| [21:11.65] | I don' t mind the last pound. |
| [21:13.75] | In fact, I kind of like the last pound. |
| [21:17.75] | So don' t make me do anything that I' ll regret. |
| [21:21.12] | What you gonna do, fat boy? |
| [21:24.83] | What? |
| [21:27.83] | Nothing. Except tell you it' s wonderful how much energy you have. |
| [21:32.74] | Well, thanks. |
| [21:34.61] | Especially considering how tough it' s been for you to find work. |
| [21:40.78] | You can' t tell your parents you were fired, because they' d be disappointed. |
| [21:55.46] | Well, no. But l.... |
| [21:57.53] | If it were me, I' d have difficulty getting out of bed at all. |
| [22:07.37] | You know, I try to stay positive. |
| [22:10.54] | So you.... |
| [22:12.48] | You feel like going for a run? |
| [22:17.68] | All right. |
| [22:19.48] | Because you don' t have to. You could just take a nap right here. |
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