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Okay, I got one, I got one. |
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Hi, honey. Hey, sweetums. |
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I was wondering if after work we could grab a cup of coffee? |
| [07:52.-1] |
Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. |
| [09:01.-4] |
I think I know how to heat breast milk. |
| [09:10.-3] |
I licked my arm, what? |
| [10:42.-4] |
Julie. What? |
| [10:49.-3] |
When it started, I was just trying to be nice to her... |
| [13:44.-2] |
You' ve tasted it. |
| [17:12.-1] |
... you really need to hate Julie' s guts. |
| [19:34.-4] |
... stop lasting. |
| [00:07.82] |
These were expensive and he' ll grow out of them... |
| [00:10.92] |
... in 20 minutes, but I couldn' t resist! |
| [00:17.50] |
Look at these. |
| [00:19.90] |
Hey, Ben. |
| [00:21.07] |
" Just do it"! |
| [00:24.90] |
Oh, my God! |
| [00:26.37] |
Was that too much pressure for him? |
| [00:30.11] |
ls he hungry already? I guess so. |
| [00:34.51] |
You know, it' s.... |
| [00:39.08] |
Something funny about sneakers. I' ll be right back. |
| [00:43.39] |
I gotta get one too. |
| [00:47.76] |
Hey, what are you guys doing? |
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We' re just hanging out by the spoons. |
| [00:53.03] |
Ladle? |
| [00:54.63] |
Will you guys grow up? |
| [00:56.07] |
This is the most beautiful thing in the world. |
| [00:59.10] |
Yeah, we know. But there' s a baby sucking on it. |
| [01:04.24] |
This is my son having lunch, okay? It' ll happen a lot, so get used to it. |
| [01:09.88] |
If you' re uncomfortable, just ask questions. |
| [01:13.49] |
Carol' s fine with it. |
| [01:18.16] |
Carol? |
| [01:21.93] |
I' m wondering, could Joey ask you a question about breastfeeding? |
| [01:28.10] |
Sure. |
| [01:31.57] |
Does it hurt? |
| [01:34.27] |
It did at first, but not anymore. |
| [01:37.18] |
Chandler? |
| [01:41.15] |
So, how often can you do it? |
| [01:43.75] |
As much as he needs. |
| [01:50.79] |
If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger? |
| [02:44.08] |
Any muffins left? Yeah, I forget which ones. |
| [02:47.25] |
You' re busy, I' ll get it. |
| [02:49.38] |
Anyone else want one? No, thanks. |
| [02:52.22] |
You' re losing your apron. Let me get it. |
| [02:55.72] |
There you go. Thank you. |
| [02:59.39] |
What a bitch! |
| [03:04.60] |
I have a friend at Bloomingdale' s who' s quitting... |
| [03:07.93] |
... and he wants to abuse his discount. |
| [03:10.37] |
Anyone want to come take advantage of it? |
| [03:12.90] |
I have to take my grandmother to the vet. |
| [03:20.25] |
I' ll go with you. Great. |
| [03:27.75] |
And hello to the rest. |
| [03:32.72] |
You can' t go shopping with her. What about Rachel? |
| [03:37.30] |
Will it be a problem? |
| [03:38.76] |
You' re going to Bloomingdale' s with Julie. |
| [03:41.07] |
It' s like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship. |
| [03:46.07] |
Monica, she will kill you. |
| [03:49.37] |
She will kill you like a dog in the street! |
| [03:56.61] |
So Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow. |
| [04:00.89] |
It' s actually not that big a deal. |
| [04:03.72] |
It' s a big deal to me. This is great. |
| [04:06.06] |
I really appreciate this. |
| [04:08.29] |
You' re welcome. |
| [04:24.61] |
Bijan for men? |
| [04:27.31] |
Bijan for men? |
| [04:32.28] |
Hey, Annabel. Hey, Joey. |
| [04:34.19] |
Did you hear about the new guy? |
| [04:36.59] |
Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls call him " The Hombre Man. " |
| [04:50.47] |
Hombre? |
| [04:56.67] |
What' s he doing in my section? |
| [04:59.21] |
I guess he doesn' t know. |
| [05:01.18] |
Well, he' s gonna. |
| [05:03.85] |
I' ll see you a little later, okay? |
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Hey, how you doing? |
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Mornin'. |
| [05:13.02] |
Listen, I know you' re new... |
| [05:16.23] |
... but it' s understood that everything... |
| [05:18.70] |
... from young men' s to the escalator is my territory. |
| [05:23.84] |
" Your territory"? |
| [05:27.24] |
Bijan for men? No, thanks. |
| [05:29.14] |
Hombre? |
| [05:30.84] |
Yeah, all right. |
| [05:39.75] |
You were saying? |
| [05:44.86] |
Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day. |
| [05:49.76] |
We shopped and we had lunch. |
| [05:51.66] |
What did I have? |
| [05:53.53] |
You had a salad. No wonder I don' t feel full. |
| [05:58.00] |
Hi. What' s up? |
| [05:59.37] |
I went shopping with Monica and I had a salad. |
| [06:04.58] |
Good, Pheebs. What' d you buy? |
| [06:08.38] |
We went shopping for.... |
| [06:11.25] |
For.... |
| [06:12.75] |
For fur. |
| [06:17.09] |
You went shopping for fur? |
| [06:20.79] |
And then I realized that l' m against that. |
| [06:24.80] |
So then we bought some.... |
| [06:28.43] |
Boobs. |
| [06:35.44] |
You bought boobs? |
| [06:39.61] |
Bras! |
| [06:42.05] |
We bought bras! |
| [06:44.12] |
We bought bras. |
| [06:49.42] |
Bijan for men? |
| [06:51.26] |
Bijan for men? |
| [06:53.16] |
Bijan for.... |
| [06:56.46] |
Hey, Annabel. |
| [07:02.50] |
Actually, I sort of have plans. |
| [07:09.81] |
You ready, Annabel? |
| [07:12.74] |
You bet. |
| [07:16.01] |
Maybe some other time. |
| [07:27.93] |
It' s not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. |
| [07:32.26] |
Bijan for men? |
| [07:34.20] |
Bijan for men! |
| [07:37.37] |
And this is Funny Clown. |
| [07:39.47] |
It' s only for after his naps, not before, or he won' t sleep. |
| [07:43.17] |
We' ve been through this before. We have a good time. |
| [07:46.84] |
We laugh, we play. It' s like we' re father and son. |
| [07:55.29] |
Don' t look so surprised. I' m a lovely person. |
| [08:01.23] |
This is so cute! |
| [08:03.23] |
I got that for him! |
| [08:05.13] |
" My Mommies Love Me. " " |
| [08:10.57] |
That' s clever. |
| [08:14.74] |
Oh, hi, Jul.... |
| [08:17.84] |
Hi, Jew! |
| [08:24.22] |
Okay, sure. |
| [08:25.85] |
That' d be great. See you then. Bye. |
| [08:29.02] |
Did you just say," Hi, Jew"? |
| [08:36.09] |
Yes, I did. |
| [08:37.86] |
That was my friend Eddie Moskowitz. |
| [08:44.24] |
Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith. |
| [08:52.71] |
Ben, dinner! |
| [08:55.58] |
Thanks, Aunt Pheebs. |
| [08:57.25] |
Did you microwave that? You can' t do that to breast milk. |
| [09:07.59] |
What did you just do? |
| [09:11.93] |
It' s breast milk! |
| [09:14.40] |
So? |
| [09:15.87] |
Phoebe, that is juice squeezed from a person. |
| [09:20.77] |
What is the big deal? |
| [09:24.91] |
What did you just do? |
| [09:28.81] |
Can people stop drinking the breast milk? |
| [09:33.78] |
You won' t even taste it? |
| [09:36.89] |
Not even if you just pretend it' s milk? |
| [09:39.46] |
Not even if Carol' s breast had a picture of a missing child on it. |
| [09:51.27] |
Where is everybody? At the park. Where have you been? |
| [09:55.24] |
Just out. |
| [09:56.44] |
Had some lunch. Just me. A little quality time with me. |
| [10:02.08] |
Thanks for your jacket. No problem. |
| [10:04.58] |
You can borrow it, by the way. |
| [10:08.09] |
Here are your keys, honey. |
| [10:13.93] |
If you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you 53? |
| [10:21.13] |
You know what probably happened? |
| [10:23.60] |
Someone stole my credit card. |
| [10:27.34] |
And put the receipt back in your pocket? |
| [10:31.34] |
That is an excellent, excellent question. |
| [10:34.55] |
That is excellent. |
| [10:37.32] |
What' s with you? Who did you have lunch with? |
| [10:40.48] |
Judy. Who? |
| [10:43.19] |
Jody. |
| [10:46.22] |
You were with Julie? |
| [10:52.80] |
... because she was my brother' s girlfriend. |
| [10:55.80] |
And then one thing led to another... |
| [10:59.67] |
... and before I knew it, we were... |
| [11:02.64] |
... shopping. |
| [11:09.01] |
Oh, my God! |
| [11:12.18] |
Wait, we only did it once. |
| [11:16.22] |
It meant nothing to me! |
| [11:21.33] |
Really, I was thinking of you the whole time. |
| [11:27.20] |
Look, I' m sorry, all right? I never meant for you to find out. |
| [11:31.57] |
Oh, please! Please! You wanted to get caught! |
| [11:35.77] |
That is not true! |
| [11:37.21] |
So you just happened to leave it in here? |
| [11:40.71] |
Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid? |
| [11:46.35] |
Okay, I just have to know one thing. |
| [11:52.46] |
Did you go to Bloomingdale' s? |
| [12:08.47] |
Okay, I just really need to not be with you right now. |
| [12:22.35] |
Hi, who' s this? |
| [12:23.75] |
Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working? It' s Monica. |
| [12:27.89] |
Yes, I know I did a horrible thing. |
| [12:30.63] |
Joanne, it' s not as simple as all that. |
| [12:34.77] |
No, I don' t care what Steve thinks. Hi, Steve. |
| [12:44.04] |
How did we do? |
| [12:45.48] |
I tasted Ben' s milk and Ross freaked out. |
| [12:48.88] |
I did not freak out. |
| [12:50.31] |
Why' d you freak out? Because it' s breast milk. |
| [12:54.62] |
It' s gross! |
| [12:56.49] |
My breast milk is gross? |
| [12:59.82] |
This should be fun. |
| [13:03.83] |
There' s nothing wrong with it. |
| [13:05.80] |
I just don' t think breast milk is for adults. |
| [13:09.73] |
Of course, the packaging does appeal to grownups and kids. |
| [13:15.27] |
Don' t be silly. I' ve tried it. It' s no big deal. |
| [13:18.41] |
Just taste it. |
| [13:21.11] |
That would be no. |
| [13:23.81] |
Come on. Try it. |
| [13:25.08] |
It' s natural. |
| [13:26.18] |
It doesn' t taste bad. |
| [13:27.79] |
Yeah, it tastes kind of sweet. Sort of like.... |
| [13:30.86] |
Like what? |
| [13:31.92] |
Cantaloupe juice. |
| [13:33.16] |
Exactly. |
| [13:41.80] |
You' ve tasted it. |
| [13:47.77] |
Oh, you' ve tasted it. |
| [13:51.71] |
You can keep saying it, but it won' t stop being true. |
| [14:02.62] |
Give me the bottle. |
| [14:09.83] |
Get me the towel. |
| [14:36.32] |
Howdy. |
| [14:39.69] |
Give me a box of juice. |
| [14:44.09] |
Well, they switched me over to Hombre. |
| [14:46.83] |
Maybe it' s because of the way you' re dressed. |
| [14:51.10] |
Or this guy' s doing so good they want to put more people on it. |
| [14:55.34] |
This guy goes through two bottles a day now. |
| [15:00.54] |
What do you care? |
| [15:02.91] |
You' re an actor. This is your day job. It' s nothing! |
| [15:06.35] |
I know, but I was the best. |
| [15:09.09] |
You know? I liked being the best. |
| [15:16.73] |
Maybe I should get out of the game. |
| [15:19.26] |
They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese. |
| [15:22.77] |
Say you do that. |
| [15:24.10] |
Sooner or later, somebody will come along that slices a better cheddar. |
| [15:30.27] |
Then where you gonna run? |
| [15:32.08] |
You' re right. |
| [15:33.24] |
I say you show him what you' re made of. Stand your ground. |
| [15:36.88] |
Show him that you' re the baddest Hombre west of the lingerie! |
| [15:42.22] |
I' m gonna do it! All right! |
| [15:45.29] |
Now, go see Miss Kitty and she' ll fix you up with a nice hooker. |
| [15:51.30] |
I don' t know what to say. |
| [15:53.16] |
That' s good because I' m not listening. |
| [15:56.17] |
I feel terrible. I really do. |
| [15:58.17] |
I' m sorry. Did my back hurt your knife? |
| [16:03.67] |
Say that I' m friends with her. Is that so terrible? |
| [16:08.61] |
It' s that terrible? You don' t get it! |
| [16:11.35] |
It' s bad enough she stole the guy... |
| [16:13.32] |
... who may be the person l' m supposed to be with. |
| [16:16.29] |
But now... |
| [16:18.69] |
... she' s actually.... |
| [16:21.13] |
But now she' s actually stealing you! |
| [16:27.46] |
What are you talking about? |
| [16:29.67] |
Nobody could steal me from you. |
| [16:32.20] |
Because I' m friends with her doesn' t make me any less friends with you. |
| [16:38.04] |
You' re my.... |
| [16:41.18] |
And we' re.... |
| [16:45.68] |
Oh, I love you! I love you too! |
| [16:53.00] |
You guys, I know that this really doesn' t have anything to do with me. |
| [16:58.20] |
But I love you guys too! |
| [17:05.74] |
I really needed that. |
| [17:09.74] |
I know that right now... |
| [17:14.75] |
But she didn' t do anything wrong. |
| [17:18.22] |
She' s just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. |
| [17:22.89] |
I think that if you gave her a chance, you' d like her. |
| [17:28.43] |
Will you give it a chance? |
| [17:30.93] |
For me? |
| [17:34.50] |
I' d do anything for you, you know that. |
| [17:37.20] |
I' d do anything for you! |
| [17:40.60] |
Wait, wait, wait! |
| [18:00.92] |
Mornin'. |
| [18:04.29] |
I said, mornin'! |
| [18:08.60] |
I heard you. |
| [18:11.30] |
All right, everybody. I' m opening the doors. |
| [18:14.74] |
You boys ready? |
| [18:21.45] |
Ready. |
| [18:23.11] |
Yeah, l' m ready. |
| [19:11.20] |
You idiot! You stupid cowboy! |
| [19:13.86] |
You' ve blinded me! I' m suing! |
| [19:16.10] |
Oh, my God! Todd! What the hell did you do? |
| [19:20.17] |
Sorry. I' m such a doofus! |
| [19:22.04] |
I' m so sorry. I' m so sorry. |
| [19:25.51] |
My God, what happened? |
| [19:28.21] |
These new kids, they never last. |
| [19:30.85] |
Sooner or later they all... |
| [19:36.89] |
What do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now? |
| [19:40.82] |
Sure. |
| [20:01.08] |
I just thought we should hang out. |
| [20:03.58] |
I mean, you know, we' ve never really talked. |
| [20:06.72] |
I guess you' d know that, being one of the two of us. |
| [20:10.02] |
I know. |
| [20:12.26] |
I probably shouldn' t even tell you this... |
| [20:15.76] |
... but l' m pretty much totally intimidated by you. |
| [20:20.00] |
Really? |
| [20:21.27] |
Me? |
| [20:22.53] |
Oh, my God, are you kidding? |
| [20:24.67] |
Ross is so crazy about you... |
| [20:26.60] |
... and I really wanted you to like me, and l.... |
| [20:30.04] |
It' s probably me just being totally paranoid... |
| [20:33.08] |
... but I kind of got the feeling that maybe you don' t. |
| [20:45.92] |
Well, you' re not totally paranoid. |
| [21:00.40] |
When you and Ross first started going out... |
| [21:04.07] |
... it was really hard for me... |
| [21:08.38] |
... for many reasons of which l' m not gonna bore you with now. |
| [21:17.45] |
I see how happy he is and how good you guys are together. |
| [21:23.13] |
And Monica' s always saying how nice you are... |
| [21:27.40] |
... and God, I hate it when she' s right! |
| [21:31.74] |
Thanks. |
| [21:33.77] |
Would you like to go to a movie sometime or something? |
| [21:37.74] |
Yeah, that' d be great. I' d love it. |
| [21:40.74] |
I' d love it too. |
| [21:43.51] |
Shoot, I gotta go. |
| [21:45.02] |
So I' ll talk to you later. All right, Julie. |
| [21:56.83] |
What a manipulative bitch. |
| [22:30.46] |
It' s not bad. |