| [01:46.-4] | Okay,I got one,I got one. |
| [03:25.-4] | -Hi,honey. -Hey,sweetums. |
| [06:58.-3] | I was wondering if after work we could grab a cup of coffee? |
| [07:52.-1] | Honey,relax. Ross is great with him. |
| [09:01.-4] | I think I know how to heat breast milk. |
| [09:10.-3] | I licked my arm,what? |
| [10:42.-4] | -Julie. -What? |
| [10:49.-3] | When it started,I was just trying to be nice to her... |
| [13:44.-2] | You've tasted it. |
| [17:12.-1] | ...you really need to hate Julie's guts. |
| [19:34.-4] | ...stop lasting. … |
| [00:07.82] | These were expensive and he'll grow out of them... |
| [00:10.92] | ...in 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist! |
| [00:17.50] | Look at these. |
| [00:19.90] | Hey,Ben. |
| [00:21.07] | "Just do it"! |
| [00:24.90] | Oh,my God! |
| [00:26.37] | Was that too much pressure for him? |
| [00:30.11] | -ls he hungry already? -I guess so. |
| [00:34.51] | You know,it's.... |
| [00:39.08] | Something funny about sneakers. I'll be right back. |
| [00:43.39] | I gotta get one too. |
| [00:47.76] | Hey,what are you guys doing? |
| [00:49.93] | We're just hanging out by the spoons. |
| [00:53.03] | Ladle? |
| [00:54.63] | Will you guys grow up? |
| [00:56.07] | This is the most beautiful thing in the world. |
| [00:59.10] | Yeah,we know. But there's a baby sucking on it. |
| [01:04.24] | This is my son having lunch,okay? It'll happen a lot,so get used to it. |
| [01:09.88] | If you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. |
| [01:13.49] | Carol's fine with it. |
| [01:18.16] | Carol? |
| [01:21.93] | I'm wondering,could Joey ask you a question about breast-feeding? |
| [01:28.10] | Sure. |
| [01:31.57] | Does it hurt? |
| [01:34.27] | It did at first,but not anymore. |
| [01:37.18] | Chandler? |
| [01:41.15] | So,how often can you do it? |
| [01:43.75] | As much as he needs. |
| [01:50.79] | If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger? |
| [02:44.08] | -Any muffins left? -Yeah,I forget which ones. |
| [02:47.25] | You're busy,I'll get it. |
| [02:49.38] | -Anyone else want one? -No,thanks. |
| [02:52.22] | You're losing your apron. Let me get it. |
| [02:55.72] | -There you go. -Thank you. |
| [02:59.39] | What a bitch! |
| [03:04.60] | I have a friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting... |
| [03:07.93] | ...and he wants to abuse his discount. |
| [03:10.37] | Anyone want to come take advantage of it? |
| [03:12.90] | I have to take my grandmother to the vet. |
| [03:20.25] | -I'll go with you. -Great. |
| [03:27.75] | And hello to the rest. |
| [03:32.72] | You can't go shopping with her. What about Rachel? |
| [03:37.30] | Will it be a problem? |
| [03:38.76] | You're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie. |
| [03:41.07] | It's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship. |
| [03:46.07] | Monica,she will kill you. |
| [03:49.37] | She will kill you like a dog in the street! |
| [03:56.61] | So Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow. |
| [04:00.89] | It's actually not that big a deal. |
| [04:03.72] | It's a big deal to me. This is great. |
| [04:06.06] | I really appreciate this. |
| [04:08.29] | You're welcome. |
| [04:24.61] | Bijan for men? |
| [04:27.31] | Bijan for men? |
| [04:32.28] | -Hey,Annabel. -Hey,Joey. |
| [04:34.19] | Did you hear about the new guy? |
| [04:36.59] | Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls call him "The Hombre Man. " |
| [04:50.47] | Hombre? |
| [04:56.67] | What's he doing in my section? |
| [04:59.21] | I guess he doesn't know. |
| [05:01.18] | Well,he's gonna. |
| [05:03.85] | I'll see you a little later,okay? |
| [05:09.15] | Hey,how you doing? |
| [05:11.22] | Mornin'. |
| [05:13.02] | Listen,I know you're new... |
| [05:16.23] | ... but it's understood that everything... |
| [05:18.70] | ...from young men's to the escalator is my territory. |
| [05:23.84] | "Your territory"? |
| [05:27.24] | -Bijan for men? -No,thanks. |
| [05:29.14] | Hombre? |
| [05:30.84] | Yeah,all right. |
| [05:39.75] | You were saying? |
| [05:44.86] | Phoebe,listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day. |
| [05:49.76] | We shopped and we had lunch. |
| [05:51.66] | What did I have? |
| [05:53.53] | -You had a salad. -No wonder I don't feel full. |
| [05:58.00] | Hi. What's up? |
| [05:59.37] | I went shopping with Monica and I had a salad. |
| [06:04.58] | Good,Pheebs. What'd you buy? |
| [06:08.38] | We went shopping for.... |
| [06:11.25] | For.... |
| [06:12.75] | For fur. |
| [06:17.09] | You went shopping for fur? |
| [06:20.79] | And then I realized that l'm against that. |
| [06:24.80] | So then we bought some.... |
| [06:28.43] | Boobs. |
| [06:35.44] | You bought boobs? |
| [06:39.61] | Bras! |
| [06:42.05] | We bought bras! |
| [06:44.12] | We bought bras. |
| [06:49.42] | Bijan for men? |
| [06:51.26] | Bijan for men? |
| [06:53.16] | Bijan for.... |
| [06:56.46] | Hey,Annabel. |
| [07:02.50] | Actually,I sort of have plans. |
| [07:09.81] | You ready,Annabel? |
| [07:12.74] | You bet. |
| [07:16.01] | Maybe some other time. |
| [07:27.93] | It's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. |
| [07:32.26] | Bijan for men? |
| [07:34.20] | Bijan for men! |
| [07:37.37] | And this is Funny Clown. |
| [07:39.47] | It's only for after his naps, not before,or he won't sleep. |
| [07:43.17] | We've been through this before. We have a good time. |
| [07:46.84] | We laugh,we play. It's like we're father and son. |
| [07:55.29] | Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person. |
| [08:01.23] | This is so cute! |
| [08:03.23] | I got that for him! |
| [08:05.13] | "My Mommies Love Me. " “ |
| [08:10.57] | That's clever. |
| [08:14.74] | Oh,hi,Jul.... |
| [08:17.84] | Hi,Jew! |
| [08:24.22] | Okay,sure. |
| [08:25.85] | That'd be great. See you then. Bye. |
| [08:29.02] | Did you just say," Hi,Jew"? |
| [08:36.09] | Yes,I did. |
| [08:37.86] | That was my friend Eddie Moskowitz. |
| [08:44.24] | Yeah,he likes it. Reaffirms his faith. |
| [08:52.71] | Ben,dinner! |
| [08:55.58] | Thanks,Aunt Pheebs. |
| [08:57.25] | Did you microwave that? You can't do that to breast milk. |
| [09:07.59] | What did you just do? |
| [09:11.93] | It's breast milk! |
| [09:14.40] | So? |
| [09:15.87] | Phoebe,that is juice squeezed from a person. |
| [09:20.77] | What is the big deal? |
| [09:24.91] | What did you just do? |
| [09:28.81] | Can people stop drinking the breast milk? |
| [09:33.78] | You won't even taste it? |
| [09:36.89] | Not even if you just pretend it's milk? |
| [09:39.46] | Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it. |
| [09:51.27] | -Where is everybody? -At the park. Where have you been? |
| [09:55.24] | Just out. |
| [09:56.44] | Had some lunch. Just me. A little quality time with me. |
| [10:02.08] | -Thanks for your jacket. -No problem. |
| [10:04.58] | You can borrow it,by the way. |
| [10:08.09] | Here are your keys,honey. |
| [10:13.93] | If you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you $53? |
| [10:21.13] | You know what probably happened? |
| [10:23.60] | Someone stole my credit card. |
| [10:27.34] | And put the receipt back in your pocket? |
| [10:31.34] | That is an excellent, excellent question. |
| [10:34.55] | That is excellent. |
| [10:37.32] | What's with you? Who did you have lunch with? |
| [10:40.48] | -Judy. -Who? |
| [10:43.19] | Jody. |
| [10:46.22] | You were with Julie? |
| [10:52.80] | ... because she was my brother's girlfriend. |
| [10:55.80] | And then one thing led to another... |
| [10:59.67] | ...and before I knew it,we were... |
| [11:02.64] | ...shopping. |
| [11:09.01] | Oh,my God! |
| [11:12.18] | Wait,we only did it once. |
| [11:16.22] | It meant nothing to me! |
| [11:21.33] | Really,I was thinking of you the whole time. |
| [11:27.20] | Look,I'm sorry,all right? I never meant for you to find out. |
| [11:31.57] | Oh,please! Please! You wanted to get caught! |
| [11:35.77] | That is not true! |
| [11:37.21] | So you just happened to leave it in here? |
| [11:40.71] | Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid? |
| [11:46.35] | Okay,I just have to know one thing. |
| [11:52.46] | Did you go to Bloomingdale's? |
| [12:08.47] | Okay,I just really need to not be with you right now. |
| [12:22.35] | Hi,who's this? |
| [12:23.75] | Hi,Joanne. Is Rachel working? It's Monica. |
| [12:27.89] | Yes,I know I did a horrible thing. |
| [12:30.63] | Joanne,it's not as simple as all that. |
| [12:34.77] | No,I don't care what Steve thinks. Hi,Steve. |
| [12:44.04] | How did we do? |
| [12:45.48] | I tasted Ben's milk and Ross freaked out. |
| [12:48.88] | I did not freak out. |
| [12:50.31] | -Why'd you freak out? -Because it's breast milk. |
| [12:54.62] | It's gross! |
| [12:56.49] | My breast milk is gross? |
| [12:59.82] | This should be fun. |
| [13:03.83] | There's nothing wrong with it. |
| [13:05.80] | I just don't think breast milk is for adults. |
| [13:09.73] | Of course,the packaging does appeal to grownups and kids. |
| [13:15.27] | Don't be silly. I've tried it. It's no big deal. |
| [13:18.41] | Just taste it. |
| [13:21.11] | That would be no. |
| [13:23.81] | -Come on. -Try it. |
| [13:25.08] | It's natural. |
| [13:26.18] | It doesn't taste bad. |
| [13:27.79] | Yeah,it tastes kind of sweet. Sort of like.... |
| [13:30.86] | Like what? |
| [13:31.92] | Cantaloupe juice. |
| [13:33.16] | Exactly. |
| [13:41.80] | You've tasted it. |
| [13:47.77] | Oh,you've tasted it. |
| [13:51.71] | You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true. |
| [14:02.62] | Give me the bottle. |
| [14:09.83] | Get me the towel. |
| [14:36.32] | Howdy. |
| [14:39.69] | Give me a box of juice. |
| [14:44.09] | Well,they switched me over to Hombre. |
| [14:46.83] | Maybe it's because of the way you're dressed. |
| [14:51.10] | Or this guy's doing so good they want to put more people on it. |
| [14:55.34] | This guy goes through two bottles a day now. |
| [15:00.54] | What do you care? |
| [15:02.91] | You're an actor. This is your day job. It's nothing! |
| [15:06.35] | I know,but I was the best. |
| [15:09.09] | You know? I liked being the best. |
| [15:16.73] | Maybe I should get out of the game. |
| [15:19.26] | They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese. |
| [15:22.77] | Say you do that. |
| [15:24.10] | Sooner or later,somebody will come along that slices a better cheddar. |
| [15:30.27] | Then where you gonna run? |
| [15:32.08] | You're right. |
| [15:33.24] | I say you show him what you're made of. Stand your ground. |
| [15:36.88] | Show him that you're the baddest Hombre west of the lingerie! |
| [15:42.22] | -I'm gonna do it! -All right! |
| [15:45.29] | Now,go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker. |
| [15:51.30] | I don't know what to say. |
| [15:53.16] | That's good because I'm not listening. |
| [15:56.17] | I feel terrible. I really do. |
| [15:58.17] | I'm sorry. Did my back hurt your knife? |
| [16:03.67] | Say that I'm friends with her. Is that so terrible? |
| [16:08.61] | -It's that terrible? -You don't get it! |
| [16:11.35] | It's bad enough she stole the guy... |
| [16:13.32] | ...who may be the person l'm supposed to be with. |
| [16:16.29] | But now... |
| [16:18.69] | ...she's actually.... |
| [16:21.13] | But now she's actually stealing you! |
| [16:27.46] | What are you talking about? |
| [16:29.67] | Nobody could steal me from you. |
| [16:32.20] | Because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. |
| [16:38.04] | You're my.... |
| [16:41.18] | And we're.... |
| [16:45.68] | -Oh,I love you! -I love you too! |
| [16:53.00] | You guys,I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me. |
| [16:58.20] | But I love you guys too! |
| [17:05.74] | I really needed that. |
| [17:09.74] | I know that right now... |
| [17:14.75] | But she didn't do anything wrong. |
| [17:18.22] | She's just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. |
| [17:22.89] | I think that if you gave her a chance,you'd like her. |
| [17:28.43] | Will you give it a chance? |
| [17:30.93] | For me? |
| [17:34.50] | I'd do anything for you, you know that. |
| [17:37.20] | I'd do anything for you! |
| [17:40.60] | Wait,wait,wait! |
| [18:00.92] | Mornin'. |
| [18:04.29] | I said,mornin'! |
| [18:08.60] | I heard you. |
| [18:11.30] | All right,everybody. I'm opening the doors. |
| [18:14.74] | You boys ready? |
| [18:21.45] | Ready. |
| [18:23.11] | Yeah,l'm ready. |
| [19:11.20] | You idiot! You stupid cowboy! |
| [19:13.86] | You've blinded me! I'm suing! |
| [19:16.10] | Oh,my God! Todd! What the hell did you do? |
| [19:20.17] | Sorry. I'm such a doofus! |
| [19:22.04] | I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. |
| [19:25.51] | My God,what happened? |
| [19:28.21] | These new kids,they never last. |
| [19:30.85] | Sooner or later they all... |
| [19:36.89] | What do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now? |
| [19:40.82] | Sure. |
| [20:01.08] | I just thought we should hang out. |
| [20:03.58] | I mean,you know, we've never really talked. |
| [20:06.72] | I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us. |
| [20:10.02] | I know. |
| [20:12.26] | I probably shouldn't even tell you this... |
| [20:15.76] | ... but l'm pretty much totally intimidated by you. |
| [20:20.00] | Really? |
| [20:21.27] | Me? |
| [20:22.53] | Oh,my God,are you kidding? |
| [20:24.67] | Ross is so crazy about you... |
| [20:26.60] | ...and I really wanted you to like me,and l.... |
| [20:30.04] | It's probably me just being totally paranoid... |
| [20:33.08] | ...but I kind of got the feeling that maybe you don't. |
| [20:45.92] | Well,you're not totally paranoid. |
| [21:00.40] | When you and Ross first started going out... |
| [21:04.07] | ...it was really hard for me... |
| [21:08.38] | ...for many reasons of which l'm not gonna bore you with now. |
| [21:17.45] | I see how happy he is and how good you guys are together. |
| [21:23.13] | And Monica's always saying how nice you are... |
| [21:27.40] | ...and God,I hate it when she's right! |
| [21:31.74] | Thanks. |
| [21:33.77] | Would you like to go to a movie sometime or something? |
| [21:37.74] | Yeah,that'd be great. I'd love it. |
| [21:40.74] | I'd love it too. |
| [21:43.51] | Shoot,I gotta go. |
| [21:45.02] | -So I'll talk to you later. -All right,Julie. |
| [21:56.83] | What a manipulative bitch. |
| [22:30.46] | It's not bad. |
| [01:46.-4] | Okay, I got one, I got one. |
| [03:25.-4] | Hi, honey. Hey, sweetums. |
| [06:58.-3] | I was wondering if after work we could grab a cup of coffee? |
| [07:52.-1] | Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. |
| [09:01.-4] | I think I know how to heat breast milk. |
| [09:10.-3] | I licked my arm, what? |
| [10:42.-4] | Julie. What? |
| [10:49.-3] | When it started, I was just trying to be nice to her... |
| [13:44.-2] | You' ve tasted it. |
| [17:12.-1] | ... you really need to hate Julie' s guts. |
| [19:34.-4] | ... stop lasting. |
| [00:07.82] | These were expensive and he' ll grow out of them... |
| [00:10.92] | ... in 20 minutes, but I couldn' t resist! |
| [00:17.50] | Look at these. |
| [00:19.90] | Hey, Ben. |
| [00:21.07] | " Just do it"! |
| [00:24.90] | Oh, my God! |
| [00:26.37] | Was that too much pressure for him? |
| [00:30.11] | ls he hungry already? I guess so. |
| [00:34.51] | You know, it' s.... |
| [00:39.08] | Something funny about sneakers. I' ll be right back. |
| [00:43.39] | I gotta get one too. |
| [00:47.76] | Hey, what are you guys doing? |
| [00:49.93] | We' re just hanging out by the spoons. |
| [00:53.03] | Ladle? |
| [00:54.63] | Will you guys grow up? |
| [00:56.07] | This is the most beautiful thing in the world. |
| [00:59.10] | Yeah, we know. But there' s a baby sucking on it. |
| [01:04.24] | This is my son having lunch, okay? It' ll happen a lot, so get used to it. |
| [01:09.88] | If you' re uncomfortable, just ask questions. |
| [01:13.49] | Carol' s fine with it. |
| [01:18.16] | Carol? |
| [01:21.93] | I' m wondering, could Joey ask you a question about breastfeeding? |
| [01:28.10] | Sure. |
| [01:31.57] | Does it hurt? |
| [01:34.27] | It did at first, but not anymore. |
| [01:37.18] | Chandler? |
| [01:41.15] | So, how often can you do it? |
| [01:43.75] | As much as he needs. |
| [01:50.79] | If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger? |
| [02:44.08] | Any muffins left? Yeah, I forget which ones. |
| [02:47.25] | You' re busy, I' ll get it. |
| [02:49.38] | Anyone else want one? No, thanks. |
| [02:52.22] | You' re losing your apron. Let me get it. |
| [02:55.72] | There you go. Thank you. |
| [02:59.39] | What a bitch! |
| [03:04.60] | I have a friend at Bloomingdale' s who' s quitting... |
| [03:07.93] | ... and he wants to abuse his discount. |
| [03:10.37] | Anyone want to come take advantage of it? |
| [03:12.90] | I have to take my grandmother to the vet. |
| [03:20.25] | I' ll go with you. Great. |
| [03:27.75] | And hello to the rest. |
| [03:32.72] | You can' t go shopping with her. What about Rachel? |
| [03:37.30] | Will it be a problem? |
| [03:38.76] | You' re going to Bloomingdale' s with Julie. |
| [03:41.07] | It' s like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship. |
| [03:46.07] | Monica, she will kill you. |
| [03:49.37] | She will kill you like a dog in the street! |
| [03:56.61] | So Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow. |
| [04:00.89] | It' s actually not that big a deal. |
| [04:03.72] | It' s a big deal to me. This is great. |
| [04:06.06] | I really appreciate this. |
| [04:08.29] | You' re welcome. |
| [04:24.61] | Bijan for men? |
| [04:27.31] | Bijan for men? |
| [04:32.28] | Hey, Annabel. Hey, Joey. |
| [04:34.19] | Did you hear about the new guy? |
| [04:36.59] | Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls call him " The Hombre Man. " |
| [04:50.47] | Hombre? |
| [04:56.67] | What' s he doing in my section? |
| [04:59.21] | I guess he doesn' t know. |
| [05:01.18] | Well, he' s gonna. |
| [05:03.85] | I' ll see you a little later, okay? |
| [05:09.15] | Hey, how you doing? |
| [05:11.22] | Mornin'. |
| [05:13.02] | Listen, I know you' re new... |
| [05:16.23] | ... but it' s understood that everything... |
| [05:18.70] | ... from young men' s to the escalator is my territory. |
| [05:23.84] | " Your territory"? |
| [05:27.24] | Bijan for men? No, thanks. |
| [05:29.14] | Hombre? |
| [05:30.84] | Yeah, all right. |
| [05:39.75] | You were saying? |
| [05:44.86] | Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day. |
| [05:49.76] | We shopped and we had lunch. |
| [05:51.66] | What did I have? |
| [05:53.53] | You had a salad. No wonder I don' t feel full. |
| [05:58.00] | Hi. What' s up? |
| [05:59.37] | I went shopping with Monica and I had a salad. |
| [06:04.58] | Good, Pheebs. What' d you buy? |
| [06:08.38] | We went shopping for.... |
| [06:11.25] | For.... |
| [06:12.75] | For fur. |
| [06:17.09] | You went shopping for fur? |
| [06:20.79] | And then I realized that l' m against that. |
| [06:24.80] | So then we bought some.... |
| [06:28.43] | Boobs. |
| [06:35.44] | You bought boobs? |
| [06:39.61] | Bras! |
| [06:42.05] | We bought bras! |
| [06:44.12] | We bought bras. |
| [06:49.42] | Bijan for men? |
| [06:51.26] | Bijan for men? |
| [06:53.16] | Bijan for.... |
| [06:56.46] | Hey, Annabel. |
| [07:02.50] | Actually, I sort of have plans. |
| [07:09.81] | You ready, Annabel? |
| [07:12.74] | You bet. |
| [07:16.01] | Maybe some other time. |
| [07:27.93] | It' s not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. |
| [07:32.26] | Bijan for men? |
| [07:34.20] | Bijan for men! |
| [07:37.37] | And this is Funny Clown. |
| [07:39.47] | It' s only for after his naps, not before, or he won' t sleep. |
| [07:43.17] | We' ve been through this before. We have a good time. |
| [07:46.84] | We laugh, we play. It' s like we' re father and son. |
| [07:55.29] | Don' t look so surprised. I' m a lovely person. |
| [08:01.23] | This is so cute! |
| [08:03.23] | I got that for him! |
| [08:05.13] | " My Mommies Love Me. " " |
| [08:10.57] | That' s clever. |
| [08:14.74] | Oh, hi, Jul.... |
| [08:17.84] | Hi, Jew! |
| [08:24.22] | Okay, sure. |
| [08:25.85] | That' d be great. See you then. Bye. |
| [08:29.02] | Did you just say," Hi, Jew"? |
| [08:36.09] | Yes, I did. |
| [08:37.86] | That was my friend Eddie Moskowitz. |
| [08:44.24] | Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith. |
| [08:52.71] | Ben, dinner! |
| [08:55.58] | Thanks, Aunt Pheebs. |
| [08:57.25] | Did you microwave that? You can' t do that to breast milk. |
| [09:07.59] | What did you just do? |
| [09:11.93] | It' s breast milk! |
| [09:14.40] | So? |
| [09:15.87] | Phoebe, that is juice squeezed from a person. |
| [09:20.77] | What is the big deal? |
| [09:24.91] | What did you just do? |
| [09:28.81] | Can people stop drinking the breast milk? |
| [09:33.78] | You won' t even taste it? |
| [09:36.89] | Not even if you just pretend it' s milk? |
| [09:39.46] | Not even if Carol' s breast had a picture of a missing child on it. |
| [09:51.27] | Where is everybody? At the park. Where have you been? |
| [09:55.24] | Just out. |
| [09:56.44] | Had some lunch. Just me. A little quality time with me. |
| [10:02.08] | Thanks for your jacket. No problem. |
| [10:04.58] | You can borrow it, by the way. |
| [10:08.09] | Here are your keys, honey. |
| [10:13.93] | If you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you 53? |
| [10:21.13] | You know what probably happened? |
| [10:23.60] | Someone stole my credit card. |
| [10:27.34] | And put the receipt back in your pocket? |
| [10:31.34] | That is an excellent, excellent question. |
| [10:34.55] | That is excellent. |
| [10:37.32] | What' s with you? Who did you have lunch with? |
| [10:40.48] | Judy. Who? |
| [10:43.19] | Jody. |
| [10:46.22] | You were with Julie? |
| [10:52.80] | ... because she was my brother' s girlfriend. |
| [10:55.80] | And then one thing led to another... |
| [10:59.67] | ... and before I knew it, we were... |
| [11:02.64] | ... shopping. |
| [11:09.01] | Oh, my God! |
| [11:12.18] | Wait, we only did it once. |
| [11:16.22] | It meant nothing to me! |
| [11:21.33] | Really, I was thinking of you the whole time. |
| [11:27.20] | Look, I' m sorry, all right? I never meant for you to find out. |
| [11:31.57] | Oh, please! Please! You wanted to get caught! |
| [11:35.77] | That is not true! |
| [11:37.21] | So you just happened to leave it in here? |
| [11:40.71] | Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid? |
| [11:46.35] | Okay, I just have to know one thing. |
| [11:52.46] | Did you go to Bloomingdale' s? |
| [12:08.47] | Okay, I just really need to not be with you right now. |
| [12:22.35] | Hi, who' s this? |
| [12:23.75] | Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working? It' s Monica. |
| [12:27.89] | Yes, I know I did a horrible thing. |
| [12:30.63] | Joanne, it' s not as simple as all that. |
| [12:34.77] | No, I don' t care what Steve thinks. Hi, Steve. |
| [12:44.04] | How did we do? |
| [12:45.48] | I tasted Ben' s milk and Ross freaked out. |
| [12:48.88] | I did not freak out. |
| [12:50.31] | Why' d you freak out? Because it' s breast milk. |
| [12:54.62] | It' s gross! |
| [12:56.49] | My breast milk is gross? |
| [12:59.82] | This should be fun. |
| [13:03.83] | There' s nothing wrong with it. |
| [13:05.80] | I just don' t think breast milk is for adults. |
| [13:09.73] | Of course, the packaging does appeal to grownups and kids. |
| [13:15.27] | Don' t be silly. I' ve tried it. It' s no big deal. |
| [13:18.41] | Just taste it. |
| [13:21.11] | That would be no. |
| [13:23.81] | Come on. Try it. |
| [13:25.08] | It' s natural. |
| [13:26.18] | It doesn' t taste bad. |
| [13:27.79] | Yeah, it tastes kind of sweet. Sort of like.... |
| [13:30.86] | Like what? |
| [13:31.92] | Cantaloupe juice. |
| [13:33.16] | Exactly. |
| [13:41.80] | You' ve tasted it. |
| [13:47.77] | Oh, you' ve tasted it. |
| [13:51.71] | You can keep saying it, but it won' t stop being true. |
| [14:02.62] | Give me the bottle. |
| [14:09.83] | Get me the towel. |
| [14:36.32] | Howdy. |
| [14:39.69] | Give me a box of juice. |
| [14:44.09] | Well, they switched me over to Hombre. |
| [14:46.83] | Maybe it' s because of the way you' re dressed. |
| [14:51.10] | Or this guy' s doing so good they want to put more people on it. |
| [14:55.34] | This guy goes through two bottles a day now. |
| [15:00.54] | What do you care? |
| [15:02.91] | You' re an actor. This is your day job. It' s nothing! |
| [15:06.35] | I know, but I was the best. |
| [15:09.09] | You know? I liked being the best. |
| [15:16.73] | Maybe I should get out of the game. |
| [15:19.26] | They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese. |
| [15:22.77] | Say you do that. |
| [15:24.10] | Sooner or later, somebody will come along that slices a better cheddar. |
| [15:30.27] | Then where you gonna run? |
| [15:32.08] | You' re right. |
| [15:33.24] | I say you show him what you' re made of. Stand your ground. |
| [15:36.88] | Show him that you' re the baddest Hombre west of the lingerie! |
| [15:42.22] | I' m gonna do it! All right! |
| [15:45.29] | Now, go see Miss Kitty and she' ll fix you up with a nice hooker. |
| [15:51.30] | I don' t know what to say. |
| [15:53.16] | That' s good because I' m not listening. |
| [15:56.17] | I feel terrible. I really do. |
| [15:58.17] | I' m sorry. Did my back hurt your knife? |
| [16:03.67] | Say that I' m friends with her. Is that so terrible? |
| [16:08.61] | It' s that terrible? You don' t get it! |
| [16:11.35] | It' s bad enough she stole the guy... |
| [16:13.32] | ... who may be the person l' m supposed to be with. |
| [16:16.29] | But now... |
| [16:18.69] | ... she' s actually.... |
| [16:21.13] | But now she' s actually stealing you! |
| [16:27.46] | What are you talking about? |
| [16:29.67] | Nobody could steal me from you. |
| [16:32.20] | Because I' m friends with her doesn' t make me any less friends with you. |
| [16:38.04] | You' re my.... |
| [16:41.18] | And we' re.... |
| [16:45.68] | Oh, I love you! I love you too! |
| [16:53.00] | You guys, I know that this really doesn' t have anything to do with me. |
| [16:58.20] | But I love you guys too! |
| [17:05.74] | I really needed that. |
| [17:09.74] | I know that right now... |
| [17:14.75] | But she didn' t do anything wrong. |
| [17:18.22] | She' s just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. |
| [17:22.89] | I think that if you gave her a chance, you' d like her. |
| [17:28.43] | Will you give it a chance? |
| [17:30.93] | For me? |
| [17:34.50] | I' d do anything for you, you know that. |
| [17:37.20] | I' d do anything for you! |
| [17:40.60] | Wait, wait, wait! |
| [18:00.92] | Mornin'. |
| [18:04.29] | I said, mornin'! |
| [18:08.60] | I heard you. |
| [18:11.30] | All right, everybody. I' m opening the doors. |
| [18:14.74] | You boys ready? |
| [18:21.45] | Ready. |
| [18:23.11] | Yeah, l' m ready. |
| [19:11.20] | You idiot! You stupid cowboy! |
| [19:13.86] | You' ve blinded me! I' m suing! |
| [19:16.10] | Oh, my God! Todd! What the hell did you do? |
| [19:20.17] | Sorry. I' m such a doofus! |
| [19:22.04] | I' m so sorry. I' m so sorry. |
| [19:25.51] | My God, what happened? |
| [19:28.21] | These new kids, they never last. |
| [19:30.85] | Sooner or later they all... |
| [19:36.89] | What do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now? |
| [19:40.82] | Sure. |
| [20:01.08] | I just thought we should hang out. |
| [20:03.58] | I mean, you know, we' ve never really talked. |
| [20:06.72] | I guess you' d know that, being one of the two of us. |
| [20:10.02] | I know. |
| [20:12.26] | I probably shouldn' t even tell you this... |
| [20:15.76] | ... but l' m pretty much totally intimidated by you. |
| [20:20.00] | Really? |
| [20:21.27] | Me? |
| [20:22.53] | Oh, my God, are you kidding? |
| [20:24.67] | Ross is so crazy about you... |
| [20:26.60] | ... and I really wanted you to like me, and l.... |
| [20:30.04] | It' s probably me just being totally paranoid... |
| [20:33.08] | ... but I kind of got the feeling that maybe you don' t. |
| [20:45.92] | Well, you' re not totally paranoid. |
| [21:00.40] | When you and Ross first started going out... |
| [21:04.07] | ... it was really hard for me... |
| [21:08.38] | ... for many reasons of which l' m not gonna bore you with now. |
| [21:17.45] | I see how happy he is and how good you guys are together. |
| [21:23.13] | And Monica' s always saying how nice you are... |
| [21:27.40] | ... and God, I hate it when she' s right! |
| [21:31.74] | Thanks. |
| [21:33.77] | Would you like to go to a movie sometime or something? |
| [21:37.74] | Yeah, that' d be great. I' d love it. |
| [21:40.74] | I' d love it too. |
| [21:43.51] | Shoot, I gotta go. |
| [21:45.02] | So I' ll talk to you later. All right, Julie. |
| [21:56.83] | What a manipulative bitch. |
| [22:30.46] | It' s not bad. |
| [01:46.-4] | Okay, I got one, I got one. |
| [03:25.-4] | Hi, honey. Hey, sweetums. |
| [06:58.-3] | I was wondering if after work we could grab a cup of coffee? |
| [07:52.-1] | Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. |
| [09:01.-4] | I think I know how to heat breast milk. |
| [09:10.-3] | I licked my arm, what? |
| [10:42.-4] | Julie. What? |
| [10:49.-3] | When it started, I was just trying to be nice to her... |
| [13:44.-2] | You' ve tasted it. |
| [17:12.-1] | ... you really need to hate Julie' s guts. |
| [19:34.-4] | ... stop lasting. |
| [00:07.82] | These were expensive and he' ll grow out of them... |
| [00:10.92] | ... in 20 minutes, but I couldn' t resist! |
| [00:17.50] | Look at these. |
| [00:19.90] | Hey, Ben. |
| [00:21.07] | " Just do it"! |
| [00:24.90] | Oh, my God! |
| [00:26.37] | Was that too much pressure for him? |
| [00:30.11] | ls he hungry already? I guess so. |
| [00:34.51] | You know, it' s.... |
| [00:39.08] | Something funny about sneakers. I' ll be right back. |
| [00:43.39] | I gotta get one too. |
| [00:47.76] | Hey, what are you guys doing? |
| [00:49.93] | We' re just hanging out by the spoons. |
| [00:53.03] | Ladle? |
| [00:54.63] | Will you guys grow up? |
| [00:56.07] | This is the most beautiful thing in the world. |
| [00:59.10] | Yeah, we know. But there' s a baby sucking on it. |
| [01:04.24] | This is my son having lunch, okay? It' ll happen a lot, so get used to it. |
| [01:09.88] | If you' re uncomfortable, just ask questions. |
| [01:13.49] | Carol' s fine with it. |
| [01:18.16] | Carol? |
| [01:21.93] | I' m wondering, could Joey ask you a question about breastfeeding? |
| [01:28.10] | Sure. |
| [01:31.57] | Does it hurt? |
| [01:34.27] | It did at first, but not anymore. |
| [01:37.18] | Chandler? |
| [01:41.15] | So, how often can you do it? |
| [01:43.75] | As much as he needs. |
| [01:50.79] | If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger? |
| [02:44.08] | Any muffins left? Yeah, I forget which ones. |
| [02:47.25] | You' re busy, I' ll get it. |
| [02:49.38] | Anyone else want one? No, thanks. |
| [02:52.22] | You' re losing your apron. Let me get it. |
| [02:55.72] | There you go. Thank you. |
| [02:59.39] | What a bitch! |
| [03:04.60] | I have a friend at Bloomingdale' s who' s quitting... |
| [03:07.93] | ... and he wants to abuse his discount. |
| [03:10.37] | Anyone want to come take advantage of it? |
| [03:12.90] | I have to take my grandmother to the vet. |
| [03:20.25] | I' ll go with you. Great. |
| [03:27.75] | And hello to the rest. |
| [03:32.72] | You can' t go shopping with her. What about Rachel? |
| [03:37.30] | Will it be a problem? |
| [03:38.76] | You' re going to Bloomingdale' s with Julie. |
| [03:41.07] | It' s like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship. |
| [03:46.07] | Monica, she will kill you. |
| [03:49.37] | She will kill you like a dog in the street! |
| [03:56.61] | So Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow. |
| [04:00.89] | It' s actually not that big a deal. |
| [04:03.72] | It' s a big deal to me. This is great. |
| [04:06.06] | I really appreciate this. |
| [04:08.29] | You' re welcome. |
| [04:24.61] | Bijan for men? |
| [04:27.31] | Bijan for men? |
| [04:32.28] | Hey, Annabel. Hey, Joey. |
| [04:34.19] | Did you hear about the new guy? |
| [04:36.59] | Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls call him " The Hombre Man. " |
| [04:50.47] | Hombre? |
| [04:56.67] | What' s he doing in my section? |
| [04:59.21] | I guess he doesn' t know. |
| [05:01.18] | Well, he' s gonna. |
| [05:03.85] | I' ll see you a little later, okay? |
| [05:09.15] | Hey, how you doing? |
| [05:11.22] | Mornin'. |
| [05:13.02] | Listen, I know you' re new... |
| [05:16.23] | ... but it' s understood that everything... |
| [05:18.70] | ... from young men' s to the escalator is my territory. |
| [05:23.84] | " Your territory"? |
| [05:27.24] | Bijan for men? No, thanks. |
| [05:29.14] | Hombre? |
| [05:30.84] | Yeah, all right. |
| [05:39.75] | You were saying? |
| [05:44.86] | Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day. |
| [05:49.76] | We shopped and we had lunch. |
| [05:51.66] | What did I have? |
| [05:53.53] | You had a salad. No wonder I don' t feel full. |
| [05:58.00] | Hi. What' s up? |
| [05:59.37] | I went shopping with Monica and I had a salad. |
| [06:04.58] | Good, Pheebs. What' d you buy? |
| [06:08.38] | We went shopping for.... |
| [06:11.25] | For.... |
| [06:12.75] | For fur. |
| [06:17.09] | You went shopping for fur? |
| [06:20.79] | And then I realized that l' m against that. |
| [06:24.80] | So then we bought some.... |
| [06:28.43] | Boobs. |
| [06:35.44] | You bought boobs? |
| [06:39.61] | Bras! |
| [06:42.05] | We bought bras! |
| [06:44.12] | We bought bras. |
| [06:49.42] | Bijan for men? |
| [06:51.26] | Bijan for men? |
| [06:53.16] | Bijan for.... |
| [06:56.46] | Hey, Annabel. |
| [07:02.50] | Actually, I sort of have plans. |
| [07:09.81] | You ready, Annabel? |
| [07:12.74] | You bet. |
| [07:16.01] | Maybe some other time. |
| [07:27.93] | It' s not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. |
| [07:32.26] | Bijan for men? |
| [07:34.20] | Bijan for men! |
| [07:37.37] | And this is Funny Clown. |
| [07:39.47] | It' s only for after his naps, not before, or he won' t sleep. |
| [07:43.17] | We' ve been through this before. We have a good time. |
| [07:46.84] | We laugh, we play. It' s like we' re father and son. |
| [07:55.29] | Don' t look so surprised. I' m a lovely person. |
| [08:01.23] | This is so cute! |
| [08:03.23] | I got that for him! |
| [08:05.13] | " My Mommies Love Me. " " |
| [08:10.57] | That' s clever. |
| [08:14.74] | Oh, hi, Jul.... |
| [08:17.84] | Hi, Jew! |
| [08:24.22] | Okay, sure. |
| [08:25.85] | That' d be great. See you then. Bye. |
| [08:29.02] | Did you just say," Hi, Jew"? |
| [08:36.09] | Yes, I did. |
| [08:37.86] | That was my friend Eddie Moskowitz. |
| [08:44.24] | Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith. |
| [08:52.71] | Ben, dinner! |
| [08:55.58] | Thanks, Aunt Pheebs. |
| [08:57.25] | Did you microwave that? You can' t do that to breast milk. |
| [09:07.59] | What did you just do? |
| [09:11.93] | It' s breast milk! |
| [09:14.40] | So? |
| [09:15.87] | Phoebe, that is juice squeezed from a person. |
| [09:20.77] | What is the big deal? |
| [09:24.91] | What did you just do? |
| [09:28.81] | Can people stop drinking the breast milk? |
| [09:33.78] | You won' t even taste it? |
| [09:36.89] | Not even if you just pretend it' s milk? |
| [09:39.46] | Not even if Carol' s breast had a picture of a missing child on it. |
| [09:51.27] | Where is everybody? At the park. Where have you been? |
| [09:55.24] | Just out. |
| [09:56.44] | Had some lunch. Just me. A little quality time with me. |
| [10:02.08] | Thanks for your jacket. No problem. |
| [10:04.58] | You can borrow it, by the way. |
| [10:08.09] | Here are your keys, honey. |
| [10:13.93] | If you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you 53? |
| [10:21.13] | You know what probably happened? |
| [10:23.60] | Someone stole my credit card. |
| [10:27.34] | And put the receipt back in your pocket? |
| [10:31.34] | That is an excellent, excellent question. |
| [10:34.55] | That is excellent. |
| [10:37.32] | What' s with you? Who did you have lunch with? |
| [10:40.48] | Judy. Who? |
| [10:43.19] | Jody. |
| [10:46.22] | You were with Julie? |
| [10:52.80] | ... because she was my brother' s girlfriend. |
| [10:55.80] | And then one thing led to another... |
| [10:59.67] | ... and before I knew it, we were... |
| [11:02.64] | ... shopping. |
| [11:09.01] | Oh, my God! |
| [11:12.18] | Wait, we only did it once. |
| [11:16.22] | It meant nothing to me! |
| [11:21.33] | Really, I was thinking of you the whole time. |
| [11:27.20] | Look, I' m sorry, all right? I never meant for you to find out. |
| [11:31.57] | Oh, please! Please! You wanted to get caught! |
| [11:35.77] | That is not true! |
| [11:37.21] | So you just happened to leave it in here? |
| [11:40.71] | Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid? |
| [11:46.35] | Okay, I just have to know one thing. |
| [11:52.46] | Did you go to Bloomingdale' s? |
| [12:08.47] | Okay, I just really need to not be with you right now. |
| [12:22.35] | Hi, who' s this? |
| [12:23.75] | Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working? It' s Monica. |
| [12:27.89] | Yes, I know I did a horrible thing. |
| [12:30.63] | Joanne, it' s not as simple as all that. |
| [12:34.77] | No, I don' t care what Steve thinks. Hi, Steve. |
| [12:44.04] | How did we do? |
| [12:45.48] | I tasted Ben' s milk and Ross freaked out. |
| [12:48.88] | I did not freak out. |
| [12:50.31] | Why' d you freak out? Because it' s breast milk. |
| [12:54.62] | It' s gross! |
| [12:56.49] | My breast milk is gross? |
| [12:59.82] | This should be fun. |
| [13:03.83] | There' s nothing wrong with it. |
| [13:05.80] | I just don' t think breast milk is for adults. |
| [13:09.73] | Of course, the packaging does appeal to grownups and kids. |
| [13:15.27] | Don' t be silly. I' ve tried it. It' s no big deal. |
| [13:18.41] | Just taste it. |
| [13:21.11] | That would be no. |
| [13:23.81] | Come on. Try it. |
| [13:25.08] | It' s natural. |
| [13:26.18] | It doesn' t taste bad. |
| [13:27.79] | Yeah, it tastes kind of sweet. Sort of like.... |
| [13:30.86] | Like what? |
| [13:31.92] | Cantaloupe juice. |
| [13:33.16] | Exactly. |
| [13:41.80] | You' ve tasted it. |
| [13:47.77] | Oh, you' ve tasted it. |
| [13:51.71] | You can keep saying it, but it won' t stop being true. |
| [14:02.62] | Give me the bottle. |
| [14:09.83] | Get me the towel. |
| [14:36.32] | Howdy. |
| [14:39.69] | Give me a box of juice. |
| [14:44.09] | Well, they switched me over to Hombre. |
| [14:46.83] | Maybe it' s because of the way you' re dressed. |
| [14:51.10] | Or this guy' s doing so good they want to put more people on it. |
| [14:55.34] | This guy goes through two bottles a day now. |
| [15:00.54] | What do you care? |
| [15:02.91] | You' re an actor. This is your day job. It' s nothing! |
| [15:06.35] | I know, but I was the best. |
| [15:09.09] | You know? I liked being the best. |
| [15:16.73] | Maybe I should get out of the game. |
| [15:19.26] | They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese. |
| [15:22.77] | Say you do that. |
| [15:24.10] | Sooner or later, somebody will come along that slices a better cheddar. |
| [15:30.27] | Then where you gonna run? |
| [15:32.08] | You' re right. |
| [15:33.24] | I say you show him what you' re made of. Stand your ground. |
| [15:36.88] | Show him that you' re the baddest Hombre west of the lingerie! |
| [15:42.22] | I' m gonna do it! All right! |
| [15:45.29] | Now, go see Miss Kitty and she' ll fix you up with a nice hooker. |
| [15:51.30] | I don' t know what to say. |
| [15:53.16] | That' s good because I' m not listening. |
| [15:56.17] | I feel terrible. I really do. |
| [15:58.17] | I' m sorry. Did my back hurt your knife? |
| [16:03.67] | Say that I' m friends with her. Is that so terrible? |
| [16:08.61] | It' s that terrible? You don' t get it! |
| [16:11.35] | It' s bad enough she stole the guy... |
| [16:13.32] | ... who may be the person l' m supposed to be with. |
| [16:16.29] | But now... |
| [16:18.69] | ... she' s actually.... |
| [16:21.13] | But now she' s actually stealing you! |
| [16:27.46] | What are you talking about? |
| [16:29.67] | Nobody could steal me from you. |
| [16:32.20] | Because I' m friends with her doesn' t make me any less friends with you. |
| [16:38.04] | You' re my.... |
| [16:41.18] | And we' re.... |
| [16:45.68] | Oh, I love you! I love you too! |
| [16:53.00] | You guys, I know that this really doesn' t have anything to do with me. |
| [16:58.20] | But I love you guys too! |
| [17:05.74] | I really needed that. |
| [17:09.74] | I know that right now... |
| [17:14.75] | But she didn' t do anything wrong. |
| [17:18.22] | She' s just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. |
| [17:22.89] | I think that if you gave her a chance, you' d like her. |
| [17:28.43] | Will you give it a chance? |
| [17:30.93] | For me? |
| [17:34.50] | I' d do anything for you, you know that. |
| [17:37.20] | I' d do anything for you! |
| [17:40.60] | Wait, wait, wait! |
| [18:00.92] | Mornin'. |
| [18:04.29] | I said, mornin'! |
| [18:08.60] | I heard you. |
| [18:11.30] | All right, everybody. I' m opening the doors. |
| [18:14.74] | You boys ready? |
| [18:21.45] | Ready. |
| [18:23.11] | Yeah, l' m ready. |
| [19:11.20] | You idiot! You stupid cowboy! |
| [19:13.86] | You' ve blinded me! I' m suing! |
| [19:16.10] | Oh, my God! Todd! What the hell did you do? |
| [19:20.17] | Sorry. I' m such a doofus! |
| [19:22.04] | I' m so sorry. I' m so sorry. |
| [19:25.51] | My God, what happened? |
| [19:28.21] | These new kids, they never last. |
| [19:30.85] | Sooner or later they all... |
| [19:36.89] | What do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now? |
| [19:40.82] | Sure. |
| [20:01.08] | I just thought we should hang out. |
| [20:03.58] | I mean, you know, we' ve never really talked. |
| [20:06.72] | I guess you' d know that, being one of the two of us. |
| [20:10.02] | I know. |
| [20:12.26] | I probably shouldn' t even tell you this... |
| [20:15.76] | ... but l' m pretty much totally intimidated by you. |
| [20:20.00] | Really? |
| [20:21.27] | Me? |
| [20:22.53] | Oh, my God, are you kidding? |
| [20:24.67] | Ross is so crazy about you... |
| [20:26.60] | ... and I really wanted you to like me, and l.... |
| [20:30.04] | It' s probably me just being totally paranoid... |
| [20:33.08] | ... but I kind of got the feeling that maybe you don' t. |
| [20:45.92] | Well, you' re not totally paranoid. |
| [21:00.40] | When you and Ross first started going out... |
| [21:04.07] | ... it was really hard for me... |
| [21:08.38] | ... for many reasons of which l' m not gonna bore you with now. |
| [21:17.45] | I see how happy he is and how good you guys are together. |
| [21:23.13] | And Monica' s always saying how nice you are... |
| [21:27.40] | ... and God, I hate it when she' s right! |
| [21:31.74] | Thanks. |
| [21:33.77] | Would you like to go to a movie sometime or something? |
| [21:37.74] | Yeah, that' d be great. I' d love it. |
| [21:40.74] | I' d love it too. |
| [21:43.51] | Shoot, I gotta go. |
| [21:45.02] | So I' ll talk to you later. All right, Julie. |
| [21:56.83] | What a manipulative bitch. |
| [22:30.46] | It' s not bad. |
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