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Song 家庭趣事
Artist 马三立
Album 相声大师 马三立

Lyrics

[00:04.80] 额让我说个笑话啊,那我就说一个笑话啊,就是我们街坊啊,街坊家有一家我们在座也有街坊来了,啊
[00:19.42] 怎么夸他们呢,人家是五好真正五好家庭,没有抬杠拌嘴,啊没有不和的,这家子,怎么说呢
[00:31.00] 咱们怎么夸人家呢,就说人家和睦家庭,谁都夸,就说人家这儿媳妇,连街坊邻居,居委会主任都夸
[00:41.00] 看瞧人家这儿媳妇,人家娶着了,孝顺公公孝顺婆婆跟亲爹亲妈一样,孝顺她老娘一样,孝顺她老爹一样
[00:51.51] 这儿媳妇,真好!好!这公公婆婆,对儿媳妇怎么样呢?当亲闺女那么疼那么爱老婆儿没生过闺女,独生子
[01:07.76] 就养了那一个儿子,敢年轻的时候就盼着,生完儿子了,恨不得能生个闺女才好,不养了,不生了
[01:15.37] 一直就这么一个儿子,娶着儿媳妇来,爱!当亲闺女一样,盼着,喜欢呐,爱,喝!这儿媳妇,当闺女那么养活着
[01:26.10] 儿媳妇也可疼,刚娶了二年,生了个大胖小子,老头老婆又得孙子了,更爱了!喝!这好,美,乐,好
[01:39.65] 好不是?坏了,老头病了,生病了,不吃东西,吃不下东西,什么也不吃,大夫有话,给看了病说每天吃三次药
[01:50.92] 饭后吃药,吃完饭以后吃药,不许空肚吃,老头不吃东西啊,馒头吃不了,米饭不行,大饼,更吃不了了
[02:01.52] 什么也不吃,儿媳妇着急啊,孝顺公婆啊,这怎么办呢?老头该吃药了,老爷子不吃东西不行啊,饭后吃药啊
[02:10.31] “老爷子!您这该吃药了,你这不吃东西,那哪成啊!咱家里也没有奶粉,买藕粉又来不及了”
[02:22.26] “您?你吃我几口奶行不行?”老头一听:嗳!!!这,胡说,这个,不行不行。婆婆,婆婆在旁边坐着呢
[02:35.34] 婆婆说:哎,要说也是,空肚吃药伤胃,你吃她两口,也许管事。儿媳妇说:老爷子,您还嫌我脏吗?!
[02:50.82] “你坐,坐起来,起来,起来”。老头坐起来,刚吃几口,儿子来了,儿子下班回来了,刚一进门,一瞧
[03:05.67] “嗨!干嘛呢!怎么回事?!”“爷爷不能空肚子吃药”“像话吗!像话吗!走走走走!看孩子去!哪的事你这!”
[03:25.37] 儿子往床前面一站:“啧,您饿,您让她给您熬点粥喝啊,你怎么吃她咋咋啊,这。。。你这这这”
[03:42.73] 老头:啊,怎么了?怎么着?我吃你媳妇几口奶你有意见?你吃我媳妇奶吃好几年我说什么了吗

Pinyin

[00:04.80] é ràng wǒ shuō gè xiào huà a, nà wǒ jiù shuō yí gè xiào huà a, jiù shì wǒ men jiē fāng a, jiē fāng jiā yǒu yī jiā wǒ men zài zuò yě yǒu jiē fāng lái le, a
[00:19.42] zěn me kuā tā men ne, rén jiā shì wǔ hǎo zhēn zhèng wǔ hǎo jiā tíng, méi yǒu tái gàng bàn zuǐ, a méi yǒu bù hé de, zhè jiā zǐ, zěn me shuō ne
[00:31.00] zán men zěn me kuā rén jiā ne, jiù shuō rén jiā hé mù jiā tíng, shuí dōu kuā, jiù shuō rén jiā zhè ér xí fù, lián jiē fāng lín jū, jū wěi huì zhǔ rèn dōu kuā
[00:41.00] kàn qiáo rén jiā zhè ér xí fù, rén jiā qǔ zhe le, xiào shùn gōng gōng xiào shùn pó pó gēn qīn diē qīn mā yí yàng, xiào shùn tā lǎo niáng yí yàng, xiào shùn tā lǎo diē yí yàng
[00:51.51] zhè ér xí fù, zhēn hǎo! hǎo! zhè gōng gōng pó pó, duì ér xí fù zěn me yàng ne? dāng qīn guī nǚ nà me téng nà me ài lǎo pó ér méi shēng guò guī nǚ, dú shēng zǐ
[01:07.76] jiù yǎng le nà yí gè ér zi, gǎn nián qīng de shí hòu jiù pàn zhe, shēng wán ér zi le, hèn bù de néng shēng gè guī nǚ cái hǎo, bù yǎng le, bù shēng le
[01:15.37] yī zhí jiù zhè me yí gè ér zi, qǔ zhe ér xí fù lái, ài! dāng qīn guī nǚ yí yàng, pàn zhe, xǐ huān nà, ài, hē! zhè ér xí fù, dāng guī nǚ nà me yǎng huó zhe
[01:26.10] ér xí fù yě kě téng, gāng qǔ le èr nián, shēng le gè dà pàng xiǎo zi, lǎo tóu lǎo pó yòu dé sūn zi le, gèng ài le! hē! zhè hǎo, měi, lè, hǎo
[01:39.65] hǎo bú shì? huài le, lǎo tóu bìng le, shēng bìng le, bù chī dōng xī, chī bù xià dōng xī, shén me yě bù chī, dài fū yǒu huà, gěi kàn le bìng shuō měi tiān chī sān cì yào
[01:50.92] fàn hòu chī yào, chī wán fàn yǐ hòu chī yào, bù xǔ kōng dù chī, lǎo tóu bù chī dōng xī a, mán tou chī bù liǎo, mǐ fàn bù xíng, dà bǐng, gèng chī bù liǎo le
[02:01.52] shén me yě bù chī, ér xí fù zháo jí a, xiào shùn gōng pó a, zhè zěn me bàn ne? lǎo tóu gāi chī yào le, lǎo yé zǐ bù chī dōng xī bù xíng a, fàn hòu chī yào a
[02:10.31] " lǎo yé zǐ! nín zhè gāi chī yào le, nǐ zhè bù chī dōng xī, nà nǎ chéng a! zá jiā lǐ yě méi yǒu nǎi fěn, mǎi ǒu fěn yòu lái bù jí le"
[02:22.26] " nín? nǐ chī wǒ jǐ kǒu nǎi xíng bù xíng?" lǎo tóu yī tīng: āi!!! zhè, hú shuō, zhè gè, bù xíng bù xíng. pó pó, pó pó zài páng biān zuò zhe ne
[02:35.34] pó pó shuō: āi, yào shuō yě shì, kōng dù chī yào shāng wèi, nǐ chī tā liǎng kǒu, yě xǔ guǎn shì. ér xí fù shuō: lǎo yé zǐ, nín hái xián wǒ zàng ma?!
[02:50.82] " nǐ zuò, zuò qǐ lái, qǐ lái, qǐ lái". lǎo tóu zuò qǐ lái, gāng chī jǐ kǒu, ér zi lái le, ér zi xià bān huí lái le, gāng yī jìn mén, yī qiáo
[03:05.67] " hāi! gàn ma ne! zěn me huí shì?!"" yé ye bù néng kōng dǔ zi chī yào"" xiàng huà ma! xiàng huà ma! zǒu zǒu zǒu zǒu! kàn hái zi qù! nǎ de shì nǐ zhè!"
[03:25.37] ér zi wǎng chuáng qián miàn yī zhàn:" zé, nín è, nín ràng tā gěi nín áo diǎn zhōu hē a, nǐ zěn me chī tā zǎ zǎ a, zhè... nǐ zhè zhè zhè"
[03:42.73] lǎo tóu: a, zěn me le? zěn me zhāo? wǒ chī nǐ xí fù jǐ kǒu nǎi nǐ yǒu yì jiàn? nǐ chī wǒ xí fù nǎi chī hǎo jǐ nián wǒ shuō shí mǒ le ma