I'm everybody's favorite plug, with no methey out of sockets Got clients that's on probation, say the dxxgs too good to drop it That's they problem. Yeah that's they problem I keep 'em hooked and hungover, I'm the dxxg dealing closet They short with cash and beg for soft passes, ain't lobbing They love me. They quit and come right back, they Brett Favre-ing Better stop it. They better stop it Cause if they leave I get a better cheese head like Aaron Rogers Check my posture, I'm too straight to ge trobbed or caught by the cops So all these setting me up, snitching on merumors better stop If pockets wet enough, I come clean the jobup with druggie mops No l'm no goofy, no pushing me around, my buggy locked, uh I probably come off as selfish and OC But this my show, they buy the ticket, so Igive 'em the nose bleeds and shit Long as they keep copping and telling theirhomies I'm like a desk in math class: they cancount on me Uh So it's real, the streets talking huh?The whole town on me As long as they know I don't do handouts Again, they can count on me They can count on me They can count on me As long as they know I don't do handouts They can count on me So that one Black bxxh? She beat herad diction, pray for a relapse Got offended by the first count on me andthen went to rehab That's my fault, she say "You tweeking,people shouldn't know what I'm in to I'm your patient anyway, thought oursessions were confidential" But fxxk that bxxxh, know I'm serving if you call But anyways l'm back to moving them packs like U-Haul As matter fact, think the junkies love mejust as much as packs It's probably that, drxxgies keep 'em rolling ,pray they never crap, uh And if they nice, 12 for 32 like rulers That's why I gotta keep my eyes open likepervs in Hooters No tricks up they sleeves, I give 'em vests,don't let 'em fool you They gotta learn to count on me like grade schoolers And if they nice, 12 for 32 like rulers That's why I gotta keep my eyes open like pervs in Hooters No tricks up they sleeves, I give 'em vests, don't let 'em fool you The first one didn't get to 'em, so I "Part Two"ed 'em, uh So it's real, the streets talking huh? So the whole town on me? As long as they know I don't do handouts Again, they can count on me They can count on me