There's a funny lightning
 Threatening with striking
 But it moves too quick for a picture

 There's a funny lightning
 Round the corner hiding
 But I'm too smart just to catch it
 With gloves and rubber

 So I stay put right here
 Watching the sky for tears
 Let the fools and cowboys roar to wrecks

 But if I should wake up and find my home's in half
 Who is it?
 Blame nature,
 I guess I have to laugh
 And if I should wake up and find my bed has moved
 Six inches,
 six closer to the west

 But this funny lightning
 I wanna invite in
 If I could learn how to teach it

 I salt the corners of
 My room because,
 Because
 A ghost can never be too careful

 And if I should wake up and find my home's in half?
 Who did it?
 Oh, nature,
 I hope you have a laugh
 And if I should wake up and find my bed has moved
 Twelve inches,
 Twelve closer to my god

 Whip crash,
 there's a flash,
 and I'm back to wanting more
 The crack is movin' up the wall
 Whip crash there's flash and I'm back to wanting more
 I can't help thinking this is war