Carl: I used to put up with too much aggravation
But take a look at me now,
I got a new vocation,
You heard it here first
'Cause I'm the one who said it,
Yeah, I'm evil...
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: He's evil!
Carl: I'm evil for extra credit!
If you're looking for trouble
Well I think you've found it.
I park wherever I want
I dare you to impound it.
If I'm losing a video game
I just reset it
'Cause I'm evil...
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: He's evil!
Carl: I'm evil for extra credit, yeah
That's right,
I'm evil for extra credit!
Tell 'em all about it, girls!
Backup Female Singers: He'll do anything for good grades.
Carl: You know I will!
Backup Female Singers: He's an evil jack of all trades.
Carl: I do it all!
Backup Female Singers: You want badness? Then he's got it in spades.
Carl: I got a full deck ladies.
Backup Female Singers: Looks so good in leather and shades.
Carl: You heard it here first, 'cause I'm the one who said it
'Cause I'm evil.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: He's evil!
Carl: I'm evil for extra credit.
I'm evil for extra credit!