Niko it's your cousin! Why don't you take me bowling... I came into this country To leave a life of trouble But ever since since I got here man My blood pressure has doubled These promises of freedom And mammary attractions Turned out to be a bunch of crap And misleading distractions My cousin is an idiot He's always in a mess And cleaning up his problems Is a constant source of stress And every time I'm on a job He won't leave me alone Every hour every minute man He rings my bloody phone... Niko it's your cousin! Why don't you take me bowling! And afterwards we'll go get drunk And go a rock-n-rolling! Cousin, it's your cousin! Let's get a Bleeder Burger! And wash away the taste of all That carnage, crime & murder Niko it's your cousin Why don't you take me bowling... Roman what the hell! Now is really not the time... I'm kind of in the middle of A quite demanding crime I'm driving like a maniac I'm on a high speed chase And you want me to desist So you can stuff your fatty face? Why don't you phone these cops And tell them to calm down Maybe then I'll have the time To ferry you around I'll phone you when it's over If I don't hit a wall And then I'll show you just where You can stick your bowling balls Niko it's your cousin! Why don't you take me bowling! And afterwards we'll go get drunk And go a rock-n-rolling! Cousin, it's your cousin! Let's get a Bleeder Burger! And wash away the taste of all That carnage, crime & murder