How do you solve a problem like maria
How do you catch a clown and pin it down
How do you find a word that means maria
A flibberti gibbet
A willo the wisp
A clown
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her say
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand
Oh how do you solve a problem like maria
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand