Puscifer - Conditions Of My Parole
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Sweet baby Jesus on fire
I'ma need a damn lawyer and a miracle
To pull my ass outta this
Devil kept on poking the bull,
So I shipped her ass to Mozambique
Cuz I was over it.
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Shoulda dumped my gat into the Verde.
But what if she's a zombie or a Dracula.
I better hang onto this.
Lordy, with my hand upon the bible
Swear I shot the damn devil not a b*tch
But the po-po don't give a sh*t.
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Lordy, won'tcha show a little mercy
I've been on the straight and narrow
Since the judge and the warden done parole me.
Red Poison Devil kept a poking,
So I shipped her ass to Mozambique.
Cuz I was over it.

I lost my head a bit.

Please help me outta this.
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Goddam Judge found me guilty of public toxication,
Public urination and parole violation.
But the CSI just couldn't find the body
To corroborate my bullsh*t story.
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Sweet Jesus, don't let the judge release me!
What if she's a zombie or a Dracula.
And tries to effin' eat me?
Devil walked away from a bangin' trip to Mozambique.
Help me outta this.
Help me outta this.
Help me outta this.