[01:00.227]Oh gold digger took my money yeah
[01:03.144]Dipped my heart and hands in honey
[01:06.336]Snake Lady done stole my savings
[01:08.202]Told gold digger she was having my babies
[01:10.599]Well, gold digger swung, snake lady fell
[01:15.681]I took Gold Digger up to Chapel Hill
[01:20.178]Oh, I married her fast, murdered her young
[01:25.776]Oh, took my money back and made my run
[01:30.315]Well, bus driver, all in red
[01:35.079]Yeah, go pull this bus over and end up dead
[01:39.882]Yeah go drive this bus down to Mexico
[01:46.285]Park it on a cliff where that good grass grows
[01:50.541]Till a chopper came along one sunny day
[01:55.583]Oh, to burn my crops, lock me away
[02:00.370]Well I'm eager, young and qualified
[02:05.684]Got a date with that chair, oh, in late July
[02:36.199]Ooooh
[02:37.258]Yeah so, tell My mama, old and grey
[02:41.502]Sittin' at-a home weepin' away
[02:45.217]Oh. Her only boy washed down the drain
[02:50.010]Gonna take her son oh and lock him away
[02:53.472]Well, mama should be proud of me
[03:02.378]Oh, I lived like a man, I'll die like a king
[03:03.446]Cause I'm eager, young and qualified
[03:10.327]Got a date with that chair, oh, in late July
[03:16.972]Ooooh
[03:43.026]Yeah so, tell my pappa his old and fat
[03:46.220]His chewin his cigar with his hair slicked back
[03:50.203]Yeah, roll him over, beat him black
[03:54.442]Say it's from that boy oh he never had
[03:58.886]Well, papa should be in my place
[04:05.008]Oh to fry like bacon, hang like lace
[04:06.600]Cause I'm eager, young and qualified
[04:15.619]Got a date with that chair, oh, in late July so
[04:22.803]Call Big Betty, yeah, my old squeeze
[04:27.863]Kiss you so good, you go weak in the knees
[04:31.842]Come to see her old man pop
[04:35.562]I wanna have you there, when my big heart stops
[04:39.823]But don't you worry, don't you fret
[04:46.734]Oh I won't die with no regrets
[04:57.114]Because I'm eager, young and qualified
[05:03.768]Well I'm eager, young and starry-eyed
[05:10.694]Well the big leagues call, oh you know that I reply
[05:14.159]I got a date with that chair, oh, in late July
[05:23.871]Oh it's coming up mighty, mighty, mighty fast just like
[05:33.980]Ooooh
[05:45.700]Just like oooooh
[06:18.801]Zap