[00:07.00]Well, I'm stranded in the city that never sleeps
[00:15.00]Some of these women they just give me the creeps
[00:21.00]I'm avoidin' the south side, the best I can
[00:28.00]These memories I got they can strangle a man
[00:35.00]Well, I came ashore in the dead of the night
[00:42.00]Lot of things can get in the way when you're tryin' to do what's right
[00:50.00]You don't understand it, my feelin' for you
[00:56.00]You'd be honest with me if you only knew
[01:04.00]I'm not sorry for nothing I've done
[01:11.00]I'm glad I fought, I only wish we'd won
[01:19.00]The Siamese twins are comin' to town
[01:26.00]People can't wait, they've gathered around
[01:32.00]When I left my home the sky split open wide
[01:40.00]I never wanted to go back there, I'd rather have died
[01:47.00]You don't understand it, my feelin' for you
[01:54.00]You'd be honest with me if only you knew
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[02:06.00]My woman got a face like a teddy bear
[02:13.00]She's tossin' a baseball bat in the air
[02:21.00]The meat is so tough, you can't cut it with a sword
[02:27.00]I'm crashin' my car trunk first into the board
[02:34.00]They say that my eyes are pretty and my smile is nice
[02:42.00]Well, I'd sell it to ya at a reduced price
[02:49.00]You don't understand it, my feeling for you
[02:56.00]You'd be honest with me if only you knew
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[03:08.00]Some things are too terrible to be true
[03:15.00]I won't come here no more if it's botherin' you
[03:22.00]There's a Southern Pacific leaving at 9: 45
[03:30.00]I'm havin' a hard time, believin' some people would ever arrive
[03:37.00]I'm stark naked but I don't care
[03:44.00]I'm goin' off into the woods, I'm huntin' bare
[03:52.00]You don't understand it, my feeling for you
[03:58.00]Well, you'd be honest with me if only you knew
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[04:10.00]I'm here to create the New Imperial Empire
[04:17.00]I'm gonna do whatever circumstances require
[04:24.00]I care so much for you, didn't think I could
[04:32.00]I can't tell my heart that you're no good
[04:39.00]Well, my parents, they warned me not to risk my years
[04:46.00]And I still got their advice oozing out of my ears
[04:54.00]You don't understand it, my feeling for you
[05:00.00]Well, you'd be honest with me if only you knew
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