Too much of nothing Can make a man feel ill at ease One man's temper rises While another man's temper might freeze Now it's at the day of confession That we cannot mock a soul Oh, when there's too much of nothing No one has control Say hello to Valerie Say hello to Vivian Give her all my salary On the waters of oblivion Well, it's too much of nothing Can cause a man to weep He can walk the streets like boast like most But he'd like to keep But it's all been done before It's all been written in the book And when there's too much of nothing Nobody should look Say hello to Valerie Say hello to Vivian Give her all my salary On the waters of oblivion And too much of nothing Can make a man a liar It can cause a man to sleep on nails It can cause others to eat fire Everybody's doin' somethin' I heard it in a dream Oh, when there's too much of nothing It just makes a fella mean Say hello to Valerie Say hello to Vivian Give her all my salary On the waters of oblivion