[00:00.0]Eminem Has a full line of chainsaws
[00:02.40]Eminem..Eminem..Eminem..Eminem
[00:07.200]Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper…Eminem
[00:10.220]Who can say fore sure?
[00:11.420]Perhaps a frontal lobotomy would be the answer
[00:14.270]If science can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use
[00:18.350]Society will reap a great benefit
[00:21.50]I walk around like a space cadet, place your bets
[00:23.540]Who's likely to become a serial killer? Case of tourettes
[00:26.140]Fuck Fuck fuck Can't take the stress
[00:28.940]I make a mess as the day progresses
[00:31.350]Angry and take it out on the neighbours hedges
[00:33.550]Like this is how I'll cut your face up bitches
[00:35.390]With these hedge trimming scisors with razor edges
[00:37.280]Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape this
[00:40.480]Mess and make the best of this situation, I guess
[00:42.880]Cuz I feel like a little bitch's, predicaments, despicable
[00:46.60]I'm sick of just getting pushed, it's ridiculous
[00:48.410]I look like a freaking woos, a pussy
[00:50.350]This kid just took my stick of liquorice
[00:52.190]And threw my sticker books in a picker bush
[00:54.90]I wanna kick his toosh, but I was six and shook
[00:56.750]This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook
[00:59.640]He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using your head
[01:04.280]Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous
[01:07.680]A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong)
[01:10.920]Mama, Ima grow a name and be famous
[01:13.270]And I'mma be a pain in the anus
[01:15.460](Mama could be wrong)
[01:16.880]I'mma use my head as a weapon
[01:18.880]Find a way to escape this insaneness
[01:20.840]Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous
[01:24.470]Guess it pays to be brainless
[01:26.960]Fast forward some years later
[01:28.150]A teenager, this is a fun, sweet
[01:30.100]I just got jumped twice in one week, it's complete
[01:32.750]Cuz usually once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished
[01:35.750]They've stomped me into the mud [gee] for what reason, youstomped me
[01:38.630]But how do you get the shit beat out of you be down and be upbeat
[01:41.720]When you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at life
[01:44.630]Chance to make it or succeed
[01:45.880]Cuz you're doomed from the start
[01:47.780]It's like you grew up on drug street, from jump street
[01:50.90]But if I had just kept my head up my ass
[01:52.180]I could accomplish any task
[01:53.630]Practicing trash talking in a trance
[01:55.320]Locked in my room yeah But I got some plans mama
[01:57.520]These damn rhymes are falling
[01:59.70]Out of my pants pocket I can't stop it
[02:00.870]And I'm starting to blend in more, school this shit helps for sure
[02:04.460]I'm getting more self assured than I've ever been before
[02:06.200]Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to that
[02:09.250]Threw my first punch, end of story
[02:11.290]Still in my skulls a vacant, empty void,
[02:13.740]Take some inventory ???Ford engine door hinge syringe an orangean extension cord and a Ninja sword
[02:20.880]Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore
[02:26.150]Everything but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain
[02:28.900]Like an independent store, something's wrong with my head
[02:31.590]Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't
[02:34.930]Cause I'd probably be dumber!cause mama always said
[02:36.320]Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous
[02:40.100]A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong)
[02:43.150]Mama, Ima grow a name and be famous
[02:45.500]And I'mma be a pain in the anus
[02:48.0](Mama could be wrong)
[02:48.910]I'mma use my head as a weapon
[02:51.60]Find a way to escape this insaneness
[02:53.100]Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous
[02:56.690]Guess it pays to be brainless
[02:59.490]Now my mum goes “womp womp womp”
[03:02.240]Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb
[03:04.930]I was on a bottom of the pile getting stomped
[03:07.730]But somehow, I came out on top
[03:10.360]I told you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo
[03:13.50]I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out cold
[03:15.590]Now everywhere I go, they scream out 'Go'
[03:17.590]I'm bout to clean house, yo
[03:18.990]I'm Lysol, now I'm just household
[03:21.90]Outsold the sell outs, freak the hell out
[03:23.590]Middle America, hear them yell out
[03:25.380][until] they were so scared, and those kids
[03:27.480]Just about, belted out
[03:29.270]Whatever spout that it fell out
[03:30.780]Of my smart alleck mouth, it was so weird
[03:32.770]Inappropriate, so be it, I don't see it
[03:35.910]Maybe one day when the smoke clears, it won't be as
[03:38.660]Motherfuckin' difficult, ye, till then
[03:41.200]Hopefully you little homos get over your fears and grow beards
[03:44.90]It's okay to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers
[03:47.340]Till emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius
[03:50.590]Smoking mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah
[03:53.230]You motherfuckin' Insert Insult Here
[03:55.430]Who the fuck would've thought one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it
[04:01.320]And boy they did flock
[04:02.510]Can't believe this little hit blocked
[04:03.950]This hip hop shit and this ??and still the shit got
[04:06.240]That white trash traffic and gridlock
[04:08.130]Shit hopping like a six blocks from a Kid Rock
[04:09.750]Insane Clown Posse Concert in mid oc-tober
[04:12.100]And got forbid ah See a wizard and get a brain and actinium cranium ??
[04:17.990]Cause I turn to the unibomber mama always said
[04:19.720]Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous
[04:23.470]A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong)
[04:26.510]Mama, Ima grow a name and be famous
[04:28.900]And I'mma be a pain in the anus
[04:30.840](Mama could be wrong)
[04:32.440]I'mma use my head as a weapon
[04:34.400]Find a way to escape this insaneness
[04:36.350]Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous
[04:39.960]Guess it pays to be brainless
[04:42.920]Insaneness this ain't even a word you stupid fuck
[04:45.770]Neither is ain't