Song | Rap God |
Artist | Eminem |
Album | Rap God |
[00:01.800] | Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings |
[00:05.140] | But I'm only going to get this one chance(Six minutes, six minutes) |
[00:10.020] | Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) |
[00:11.860] | Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what |
[00:18.150] | If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble – big trouble – and if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances |
[00:24.720] | You were just what the doctor ordered |
[00:26.360] | I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God |
[00:29.170] | All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod |
[00:32.610] | Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? |
[00:35.860] | They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot |
[00:38.320] | But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes |
[00:40.520] | I got a laptop in my back pocket |
[00:42.280] | My pen'll go off when I half cock it |
[00:43.870] | Got a fat knot from that rap profit |
[00:45.340] | Made a living and a killing off it |
[00:46.730] | Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office |
[00:48.330] | With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nutsack |
[00:50.230] | I'm an MC still as honest |
[00:51.710] | But as rude and indecent as all hell |
[00:53.120] | Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with) |
[00:54.860] | This flippity, dippity-hippity hip-hop |
[00:56.240] | You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappity-rap |
[00:58.780] | Packing a mack in the back of the Ac, backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack |
[01:01.740] | And at the exact same time |
[01:02.860] | I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that |
[01:04.780] | I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table |
[01:06.260] | Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half |
[01:08.250] | Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact |
[01:11.800] | How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack |
[01:15.010] | Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxi-Pad |
[01:17.160] | It's actually disastrously bad for the wack |
[01:19.160] | while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah |
[01:21.100] | Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God |
[01:24.540] | All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod |
[01:27.710] | Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? |
[01:30.950] | Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard |
[01:34.200] | Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got |
[01:37.520] | Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance |
[01:40.030] | Everybody loves to root for a nuisance |
[01:41.680] | Hit the earth like an asteroid, and did nothing but shoot for the moon since (PPEEYOOM) |
[01:44.720] | MC's get taken to school with this music |
[01:46.480] | Cause I use it as a vehicle to 'bus the rhyme' |
[01:48.140] | Now I lead a new school full of students |
[01:50.180] | Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-W-A., Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim |
[01:56.240] | Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and being in a position |
[01:59.420] | To meet Run-D.M.C. and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n' |
[02:02.960] | Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames |
[02:06.120] | Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame |
[02:09.040] | On the wall of shame |
[02:10.250] | You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames |
[02:13.310] | Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking? |
[02:16.320] | Little gay looking boy |
[02:17.510] | So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy |
[02:19.550] | You witnessing a massacre |
[02:20.780] | Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy |
[02:22.910] | Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy |
[02:26.130] | You get a thumbs up, pat on the back |
[02:27.580] | And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy |
[02:29.280] | Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy? |
[02:30.920] | I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy |
[02:32.500] | I'mma work for everything I have |
[02:33.960] | Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy |
[02:35.750] | Basically boy you're never gonna be capable |
[02:37.780] | To keep up with the same pace looking boy |
[02:39.090] | Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God |
[02:42.360] | All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod |
[02:45.520] | The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar |
[02:48.720] | Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God |
[02:51.480] | Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard |
[02:55.200] | So you be Thor and I'll be Odin |
[02:56.840] | You rodent, I'm omnipotent |
[02:58.980] | Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin' |
[03:01.880] | And I should not be woken |
[03:03.840] | I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating |
[03:07.010] | But I got your mom deep throating |
[03:08.570] | I'm out my ramen noodle |
[03:09.850] | We have nothing in common, poodle |
[03:11.450] | I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil |
[03:15.000] | It's me, my honesty's brutal |
[03:17.720] | But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though |
[03:20.580] | For good at least once in a while |
[03:21.980] | So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle |
[03:24.520] | Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times |
[03:27.720] | But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned |
[03:30.880] | Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime |
[03:33.250] | I know there was a time where once I |
[03:35.010] | Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind |
[03:38.230] | So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine |
[03:40.280] | Appeal with the skin color of mine |
[03:42.150] | You get too big and here they come trying to censor you |
[03:44.550] | Like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP |
[03:47.260] | One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine |
[03:50.090] | Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine |
[03:53.870] | See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal |
[03:59.960] | You're stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though |
[04:01.990] | And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for |
[04:04.190] | You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows |
[04:06.730] | You're like normal, fuck being normal |
[04:08.520] | And I just bought a new Raygun from the future |
[04:10.570] | To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad |
[04:13.100] | Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether’s pad |
[04:15.050] | Singin' to a man while they played piano |
[04:16.580] | Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel |
[04:19.740] | So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day |
[04:22.550] | ''Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you'' |
[04:23.770] | Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) |
[04:25.920] | Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human |
[04:28.030] | What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman |
[04:29.300] | Innovative and I'm made of rubber |
[04:30.440] | So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you |
[04:32.500] | I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating |
[04:34.110] | How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating |
[04:35.740] | Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting |
[04:37.640] | For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating |
[04:39.200] | Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated |
[04:40.470] | I make elevating music, you make elevator music |
[04:42.700] | Oh, he's too mainstream |
[04:43.780] | Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it |
[04:46.090] | It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it |
[04:48.710] | With rock, shock rap with Doc |
[04:50.720] | Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it |
[04:52.600] | I don't know how to make songs like that |
[04:53.920] | I don't know what words to use |
[04:55.410] | Let me know when it occurs to you |
[04:56.790] | While I’m ripping any one of these verses diverse as you |
[04:58.410] | It’s curtains, I’m inadvertently hurtin' you |
[05:00.090] | How many verses I gotta murder to prove |
[05:01.580] | That if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too |
[05:05.230] | School flunkie, pill junky |
[05:07.390] | But look at the accolades the skills brung me |
[05:09.940] | Full of myself, but still hungry |
[05:11.810] | I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to |
[05:14.630] | And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues |
[05:18.270] | But it's still tongue in cheek, fuck you |
[05:20.060] | I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat |
[05:23.710] | Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky |
[05:26.210] | But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling |
[05:29.940] | Angels fight with devils, here's what they want from me |
[05:33.460] | They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate |
[05:35.220] | But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had |
[05:37.340] | Then you may be a little patient and more symphatetic to the situation |
[05:40.200] | And understand the discrimation |
[05:42.200] | But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then |
[05:45.070] | But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? |
[05:48.740] | Don't mistake it for Satan |
[05:49.980] | It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas |
[05:52.020] | And take a vacation to trip a broad |
[05:53.950] | And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard |
[05:56.670] | Be a king? Think not—why be a king when you can be a God? |
[00:01.800] | Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings |
[00:05.140] | But I' m only going to get this one chance Six minutes, six minutes |
[00:10.020] | Something' s wrong, I can feel it Six minutes, Slim Shady, you' re on |
[00:11.860] | Just a feeling I' ve got, like something' s about to happen, but I don' t know what |
[00:18.150] | If that means, what I think it means, we' re in trouble big trouble and if he is as bananas as you say, I' m not taking any chances |
[00:24.720] | You were just what the doctor ordered |
[00:26.360] | I' m beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God |
[00:29.170] | All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod |
[00:32.610] | Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? |
[00:35.860] | They said I rap like a robot, so call me rapbot |
[00:38.320] | But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes |
[00:40.520] | I got a laptop in my back pocket |
[00:42.280] | My pen' ll go off when I half cock it |
[00:43.870] | Got a fat knot from that rap profit |
[00:45.340] | Made a living and a killing off it |
[00:46.730] | Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office |
[00:48.330] | With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nutsack |
[00:50.230] | I' m an MC still as honest |
[00:51.710] | But as rude and indecent as all hell |
[00:53.120] | Syllables, skillaholic Kill ' em all with |
[00:54.860] | This flippity, dippityhippity hiphop |
[00:56.240] | You don' t really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappityrap |
[00:58.780] | Packing a mack in the back of the Ac, backpack rap, crap, yapyap, yacketyyack |
[01:01.740] | And at the exact same time |
[01:02.860] | I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I' m practicing that |
[01:04.780] | I' ll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table |
[01:06.260] | Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half |
[01:08.250] | Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact |
[01:11.800] | How could I not blow? All I do is drop Fbombs, feel my wrath of attack |
[01:15.010] | Rappers are having a rough time period, here' s a MaxiPad |
[01:17.160] | It' s actually disastrously bad for the wack |
[01:19.160] | while I' m masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah |
[01:21.100] | Cause I' m beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God |
[01:24.540] | All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod |
[01:27.710] | Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? |
[01:30.950] | Let me show you maintaining this shit ain' t that hard, that hard |
[01:34.200] | Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got |
[01:37.520] | Well, to be truthful the blueprint' s simply rage and youthful exuberance |
[01:40.030] | Everybody loves to root for a nuisance |
[01:41.680] | Hit the earth like an asteroid, and did nothing but shoot for the moon since PPEEYOOM |
[01:44.720] | MC' s get taken to school with this music |
[01:46.480] | Cause I use it as a vehicle to ' bus the rhyme' |
[01:48.140] | Now I lead a new school full of students |
[01:50.180] | Me? I' m a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac NWA., Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim |
[01:56.240] | Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and being in a position |
[01:59.420] | To meet RunD. M. C. and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n' |
[02:02.960] | Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames |
[02:06.120] | Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame |
[02:09.040] | On the wall of shame |
[02:10.250] | You fags think it' s all a game ' til I walk a flock of flames |
[02:13.310] | Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking? |
[02:16.320] | Little gay looking boy |
[02:17.510] | So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy |
[02:19.550] | You witnessing a massacre |
[02:20.780] | Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy |
[02:22.910] | Oy vey, that boy' s gay, that' s all they say looking boy |
[02:26.130] | You get a thumbs up, pat on the back |
[02:27.580] | And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy |
[02:29.280] | Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy? |
[02:30.920] | I got a " hell yeah" from Dre looking boy |
[02:32.500] | I' mma work for everything I have |
[02:33.960] | Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy |
[02:35.750] | Basically boy you' re never gonna be capable |
[02:37.780] | To keep up with the same pace looking boy |
[02:39.090] | Cause I' m beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God |
[02:42.360] | All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod |
[02:45.520] | The way I' m racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar |
[02:48.720] | Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God |
[02:51.480] | Kneel before General Zod this planet' s Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard |
[02:55.200] | So you be Thor and I' ll be Odin |
[02:56.840] | You rodent, I' m omnipotent |
[02:58.980] | Let off then I' m reloading immediately with these bombs I' m totin' |
[03:01.880] | And I should not be woken |
[03:03.840] | I' m the walking dead, but I' m just a talking head, a zombie floating |
[03:07.010] | But I got your mom deep throating |
[03:08.570] | I' m out my ramen noodle |
[03:09.850] | We have nothing in common, poodle |
[03:11.450] | I' m a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil |
[03:15.000] | It' s me, my honesty' s brutal |
[03:17.720] | But it' s honestly futile if I don' t utilize what I do though |
[03:20.580] | For good at least once in a while |
[03:21.980] | So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle |
[03:24.520] | Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times |
[03:27.720] | But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned |
[03:30.880] | Rappers are hungry looking at me like it' s lunchtime |
[03:33.250] | I know there was a time where once I |
[03:35.010] | Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I' m on my Pharoahe Monch grind |
[03:38.230] | So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine |
[03:40.280] | Appeal with the skin color of mine |
[03:42.150] | You get too big and here they come trying to censor you |
[03:44.550] | Like that one line I said on " I' m Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP |
[03:47.260] | One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine |
[03:50.090] | Put ' em all in a line, add an AK47, a revolver and a nine |
[03:53.870] | See if I get away with it now that I ain' t as big as I was, but I' ve Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal |
[03:59.960] | You' re stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though |
[04:01.990] | And I don' t know what the fuck that you rhyme for |
[04:04.190] | You' re pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows |
[04:06.730] | You' re like normal, fuck being normal |
[04:08.520] | And I just bought a new Raygun from the future |
[04:10.570] | To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad |
[04:13.100] | Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether' s pad |
[04:15.050] | Singin' to a man while they played piano |
[04:16.580] | Man, oh man, that was a 24 7 special on the cable channel |
[04:19.740] | So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day |
[04:22.550] | '' Hey, Fab, I' mma kill you'' |
[04:23.770] | Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, JJ Fad |
[04:25.920] | Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I' m a human |
[04:28.030] | What I gotta do to get it through to you I' m superhuman |
[04:29.300] | Innovative and I' m made of rubber |
[04:30.440] | So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it' ll glue to you |
[04:32.500] | I' m never stating, more than never demonstrating |
[04:34.110] | How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it' s levitating |
[04:35.740] | Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting |
[04:37.640] | For the day that they can say I fell off, they' d be celebrating |
[04:39.200] | Cause I know the way to get ' em motivated |
[04:40.470] | I make elevating music, you make elevator music |
[04:42.700] | Oh, he' s too mainstream |
[04:43.780] | Well, that' s what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it |
[04:46.090] | It' s not hip hop, it' s pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it |
[04:48.710] | With rock, shock rap with Doc |
[04:50.720] | Throw on " Lose Yourself" and make ' em lose it |
[04:52.600] | I don' t know how to make songs like that |
[04:53.920] | I don' t know what words to use |
[04:55.410] | Let me know when it occurs to you |
[04:56.790] | While I' m ripping any one of these verses diverse as you |
[04:58.410] | It' s curtains, I' m inadvertently hurtin' you |
[05:00.090] | How many verses I gotta murder to prove |
[05:01.580] | That if you' re half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too |
[05:05.230] | School flunkie, pill junky |
[05:07.390] | But look at the accolades the skills brung me |
[05:09.940] | Full of myself, but still hungry |
[05:11.810] | I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to |
[05:14.630] | And I' m a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues |
[05:18.270] | But it' s still tongue in cheek, fuck you |
[05:20.060] | I' m drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I' m asleep in the front seat |
[05:23.710] | Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky |
[05:26.210] | But in my head there' s something I can feel tugging and struggling |
[05:29.940] | Angels fight with devils, here' s what they want from me |
[05:33.460] | They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate |
[05:35.220] | But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had |
[05:37.340] | Then you may be a little patient and more symphatetic to the situation |
[05:40.200] | And understand the discrimation |
[05:42.200] | But fuck it, life' s handing you lemons, make lemonade then |
[05:45.070] | But if I can' t batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? |
[05:48.740] | Don' t mistake it for Satan |
[05:49.980] | It' s a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas |
[05:52.020] | And take a vacation to trip a broad |
[05:53.950] | And make her fall on her face and don' t be a retard |
[05:56.670] | Be a king? Think not why be a king when you can be a God? |