[00:17.80]Paris for president,
[00:20.90]At the Palms chillin’ with the martini.
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[00:24.42]Paris for president,
[00:27.78]Your commander in bikini.
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[00:31.60]When they tell you ’bout my policies
[00:34.22]To stop the player-hating on the USA,
[00:38.47]Incentivize nuclear non-proliferation and ratify Kyoto today.
[00:45.35]You can ride in the motorcade…
[00:48.25]in the hybrid, pink Escalade!
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[00:52.00]Paris for president,
[00:55.22]Not another oldie cliche.
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[00:58.78]Paris for president,
[01:01.78]you can get married if you’re straight or if you’re gay.
[01:04.70]
[01:06.06]If you’re gonna put lipstick on a pig, make sure that shit it matches her skin tone.
[01:12.73]you can trust me with my finger on the button,
[01:15.84]“Nucular” is a vocabulary don’t.
[01:19.68]Trading in the cabinet for a walk….in….closet…hey!
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[01:26.30]Paris for president,
[01:29.54]America should put me in charge.
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[01:33.09]Paris for president,
[01:36.14]look at Bush it cant be that hard
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[01:40.40]Simon Cowell, he might be a little mean,
[01:43.40]but when his oldest kicks the bucket
[01:45.06]I’ll put him on the court supreme
[01:46.69]Then I’ll paint the white house pink
[01:48.17]and move Camp David to Maui…
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[01:52.39]Paris for president,
[01:55.09]A proponent of clean energy.
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[01:58.69]Paris for president,
[02:01.67]The real maverick in D.C.
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[02:06.09]Water boarding is torture and,
[02:08.72]global warming is totally not hot.
[02:12.62]I’ll make a department called the Fashion Police
[02:15.24]and boost the economy with all of the new jobs.
[02:19.70]Make over Lady Liberty…in Donna, Tommy, and Calvin Klein.
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[02:26.03]Paris for president,
[02:29.39]Get your cute little butt out there and vote.
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[02:33.03]Paris for president,
[02:35.96]Dispensing beauty tips and hope.
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[02:39.89]Paris for president, hey!
[02:43.49]Paris for president, hey!
[02:46.77]Paris for president, hey!
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[02:53.95]I’m Paris Hilton and I approve this message.
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