I never knew what love was like until I saw your face. And suddenly I felt a love that time cannot erase. Your eyes so sweet and piercing your manner kind yet strong. The kind of girl I could love forever we'd spend the rest of our lives together and in my life I don't think I've ever... Been so fucking wrong... Your a bitch With no heart your a liar You are satan and I hate the way you snore at night All your quirks piss me off and I don't think I'm mistaken your compulsive need to always be right. Your bossy and judgmental kind of tactless boring too and I really can't believe I ever fell in love... with you... Whoa whoa ooo woo woo. I know that all seems kinda harsh but things weren't always bad. In fact I think sometimes we shared the best that Ive ever had like our road trip that one summer or those steamy nights in Spain You always melted when I would praise you and my stupid jokes they would never phase you but that don't mean shit next to all the ways you drove me so insane... Your a cock fricking tease girl you never stop your talking and at times you got a double chin. They say it's good fun That your racist, friends are shocking and your lips don't need more collagen All you care about is how much someone makes and what they do Not a man in his right mind would ever fall in love... With you. You always criticized the clothes that I would wear And found a way of Pointing out my thinning hair- really nice You turned me vegan which I totally despise And I'm pretty sure you laughed that time i said let's compromise If you were shot or beaten or mowed over by a truck I guess that I'd be sad but then again It wouldn't suck... It wouldn't suck... So goodbye hit the road As a girlfriend you are fired Find some other chump that you can fleece years from now when your old and your finally expired girl I hope that you don't rest in peace. never met someone so selfish half the time my balls were blue. After all that I've endured now ... you can safely rest assured now. That your exes have encured now that I'm so done being in love ...in love... with you whoa whoa were through yeah yeah whoa we are so done Alison I'm done It's like over It was on now it's gone and I've regained my composure So god bless your a mess And that's what you call closure So done being in love... With you