[00:07.44]WAITER
[00:10.14]I've made my career as a waiter
[00:14.00]And my job, well, it never gets old
[00:17.85]I've seen romances bloom
[00:19.74]Wild affairs meet their doom
[00:21.94]Every night, some new sight to behold
[00:26.99]Yet I find, as I wait on my tables
[00:31.88]And serve them their baskets of bread
[00:35.52]I can't help but think
[00:37.2]As they pick out a drink
[00:39.41]Of what I would order instead
[00:48.50]I'd order love
[00:50.10]Delicious, well-seasoned and rare
[00:55.47]I'd order love
[00:56.99]A big enough portion to share
[01:02.00]Bring me all of the heartache
[01:04.30]A small side of woe
[01:05.97]That flavor of longing
[01:07.68]That I long to know
[01:09.48]I don't need a menu
[01:10.8]Just someone to care for my heart
[01:16.00]Yes, I'd order love
[01:17.56]There's no better dish to start
[01:23.00]I'd order love
[01:24.49]That's spicy and steaming and hot
[01:29.27]Oh, I'd order love
[01:31.28]So juicy - it hits the spot
[01:35.87]I crave nights full of passion
[01:38.01]All drizzled with lust
[01:39.86]Breakfast in bed
[01:41.06]Is an absolute must
[01:43.17]Then bring on the marriage
[01:44.96]But don't top it off with divorce
[01:49.72]Yes, I'd order love
[01:51.27]It's the very best second course
[01:56.88]I'm tired of always observing
[01:59.57]Loving couples, all dreamy and sweet
[02:03.28]For years, I've been patiently waiting
[02:06.00]When's it gonna be my time to eat?
[02:10.03]This lack of attention's unnerving
[02:15.09]I fear that I'm losing my grip
[02:19.99]If cupid keeps up this substandard service
[02:23.00]I'm screwing him out of his tip!
[02:26.98]He don't get no tip!
[02:31.45]Big finish!
[02:33.50]I'd order love
[02:35.14]Appetizer, main course and dessert - ball change!
[02:42.02]Yes, I'd order love
[02:44.33]Even if it was peppered with hurt
[02:49.40]'Cause at least I could savor
[02:51.01]The way that it feels
[02:53.51]To not eat alone
[02:54.91]For each one of my meals
[02:56.51]There's a lot on the menu
[02:58.35]I'd have something else if I could
[03:03.31]But I'd order love
[03:05.17]'Cause there's nothing else on this earth
[03:09.04]That tastes so good!
[03:12.94]Mmm, it tastes so good
[03:16.03]Oh so very good
[03:20.03]So good, so good