| [00:07.44] |
WAITER |
| [00:10.14] |
I've made my career as a waiter |
| [00:14.00] |
And my job, well, it never gets old |
| [00:17.85] |
I've seen romances bloom |
| [00:19.74] |
Wild affairs meet their doom |
| [00:21.94] |
Every night, some new sight to behold |
| [00:26.99] |
Yet I find, as I wait on my tables |
| [00:31.88] |
And serve them their baskets of bread |
| [00:35.52] |
I can't help but think |
| [00:37.2] |
As they pick out a drink |
| [00:39.41] |
Of what I would order instead |
| [00:48.50] |
I'd order love |
| [00:50.10] |
Delicious, well-seasoned and rare |
| [00:55.47] |
I'd order love |
| [00:56.99] |
A big enough portion to share |
| [01:02.00] |
Bring me all of the heartache |
| [01:04.30] |
A small side of woe |
| [01:05.97] |
That flavor of longing |
| [01:07.68] |
That I long to know |
| [01:09.48] |
I don't need a menu |
| [01:10.8] |
Just someone to care for my heart |
| [01:16.00] |
Yes, I'd order love |
| [01:17.56] |
There's no better dish to start |
| [01:23.00] |
I'd order love |
| [01:24.49] |
That's spicy and steaming and hot |
| [01:29.27] |
Oh, I'd order love |
| [01:31.28] |
So juicy - it hits the spot |
| [01:35.87] |
I crave nights full of passion |
| [01:38.01] |
All drizzled with lust |
| [01:39.86] |
Breakfast in bed |
| [01:41.06] |
Is an absolute must |
| [01:43.17] |
Then bring on the marriage |
| [01:44.96] |
But don't top it off with divorce |
| [01:49.72] |
Yes, I'd order love |
| [01:51.27] |
It's the very best second course |
| [01:56.88] |
I'm tired of always observing |
| [01:59.57] |
Loving couples, all dreamy and sweet |
| [02:03.28] |
For years, I've been patiently waiting |
| [02:06.00] |
When's it gonna be my time to eat? |
| [02:10.03] |
This lack of attention's unnerving |
| [02:15.09] |
I fear that I'm losing my grip |
| [02:19.99] |
If cupid keeps up this substandard service |
| [02:23.00] |
I'm screwing him out of his tip! |
| [02:26.98] |
He don't get no tip! |
| [02:31.45] |
Big finish! |
| [02:33.50] |
I'd order love |
| [02:35.14] |
Appetizer, main course and dessert - ball change! |
| [02:42.02] |
Yes, I'd order love |
| [02:44.33] |
Even if it was peppered with hurt |
| [02:49.40] |
'Cause at least I could savor |
| [02:51.01] |
The way that it feels |
| [02:53.51] |
To not eat alone |
| [02:54.91] |
For each one of my meals |
| [02:56.51] |
There's a lot on the menu |
| [02:58.35] |
I'd have something else if I could |
| [03:03.31] |
But I'd order love |
| [03:05.17] |
'Cause there's nothing else on this earth |
| [03:09.04] |
That tastes so good! |
| [03:12.94] |
Mmm, it tastes so good |
| [03:16.03] |
Oh so very good |
| [03:20.03] |
So good, so good |