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EDGY ROCKER GUY |
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I never open up your door |
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I never shower you with praise |
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When you call or text my phone |
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I don't reply to you for days |
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I can't hold down a job |
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I failed my GED |
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I'm angry then indifferent |
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And babe, oooh babe |
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That's why you love me |
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That's why you love me |
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EDGY BRITISH GUY |
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I take you out to awesome meals |
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But can't afford to pay the checks |
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I will pledge eternal love |
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Then leave your place right after sex |
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I always say I'm booked |
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In truth, I'm usually free |
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I canceled on your birthday |
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And babe, oooh babe |
| [00:52.43] |
That's why you love me |
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EDGY ROCKER GUY |
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That's why you love me |
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BOTH |
| [00:58.22] |
That's why you love me |
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EDGY BRITISH GUY |
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You love how I keep you guessing |
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If I'm interested or not |
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EDGY ROCKER GUY |
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And how I tell your mother |
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That she is super-fricking hot! |
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BOTH |
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How I cover up my lies |
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By sayin' I'm hangin' with the guys |
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EDGY ROCKER GUY |
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No one'll treat you half as nice |
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EDGY BRITISH GUY |
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I only cheated on you twice |
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BOTH |
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You've got no choice |
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You know you're hooked |
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EDGY ROCKER GUY |
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You're hooked! |
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EDGY BRITISH GUY |
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You gave it up on our first date |
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EDGY ROCKER GUY |
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Oh yeah! |
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EDGY BRITISH GUY |
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After I told you you looked fine |
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But had to lose a little weight |
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EDGY ROCKER GUY |
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Only ten pounds! |
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BOTH |
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I'm bound to disappoint |
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I'm sure that you'd agree |
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EDGY BRITISH GUY |
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I'm snotty and neglectful |
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EDGY ROCKER GUY |
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I'm nasty and self-serving |
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BOTH |
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I've got a giant *****! |
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And babe, oooh, babe |
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That's why you love me |
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EDGY BRITISH GUY |
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Yeah yeah yeah! |
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BOTH |
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That's why you love me |
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EDGY ROCKER GUY |
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Oh yeah! |
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BOTH |
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That's why you love me |
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That's why you love me! |