[00:14.78]Ah, ye've gotta be joking, yr tekkin' the piss,
[00:18.79]I'd have to be stupid to go on wi' this,
[00:22.50]I wasn't born yesterday, or even last week,
[00:26.59]It's someone with sailing experience ye seek?
[00:30.18]I wouldn't sail with you's on the last ship aground,
[00:34.16]In a biblical flood, I'd be better off drowned,
[00:37.88]So drink up yr bevies and have a good sup,
[00:41.73]I'll no part o' this fancy O' Brian's dreamed up,
[00:45.67]Find some other idiot to pilot your craft,
[00:49.33]And tomorrow ye'll be sober.
[00:52.94]Hadaway, hadaway, hadaway, with ye's all,
[00:57.45]Ye know ye've got nowt ye've got nothing at all,
[01:01.49]Hadaway, yr just pissin' yr beer up the wall,
[01:05.48]And you're out of your tiny minds.
[01:09.50]I had a friend on the ships his name was Joe Dorsey,
[01:13.35]He'd get into port he'd be straight to the horsies,
[01:16.76]He begged and he pleaded, he was some operator,
[01:20.52]600 to one, and he'd pay me back later,
[01:24.66]He claimed it was certain that we'd be in clover,
[01:28.65]And the next time we sailed past the White Cliffs of Dover,
[01:32.23]We'd be sailing a yacht of our own to the Med,
[01:35.94]I lent him the money, I was out of me head,
[01:39.97]I didn't see hide of him for nine months, maybe ten,
[01:43.78]And didn't the bastard just ask me again?
[01:47.69]For the loan of a tenner he'd pay me back soon,
[01:51.66]All the money he owed me, I answered the loon,
[01:55.54]Hadaway, hadaway, hadaway, with ye's all,
[01:59.44]Ye know ye've got nowt ye've got nothing at all,
[02:03.25]Hadaway, yr just pissin' yr beer up the wall,
[02:07.22]And you're out of your tiny minds.
[02:11.20]I once had a girl down in Tenerife,
[02:15.12]A passionate courtship albeit brief,
[02:18.82]But what happened next, it just beggared belief,
[02:22.49]If I tell ye, ye'll be sober.
[02:26.08]The second night in she claims she's with child,
[02:30.67]Afore yesterday night she'd been pure, undefiled,
[02:34.75]I must be the father, court papers she'd filed,
[02:38.28]So what did I tell her me rovers?
[02:42.10]Hadaway, hadaway, hadaway, with ye's all,
[02:46.24]Ye know ye've got nowt ye've got nothing at all,
[02:50.08]Hadaway, yr just pissin' yr beer up the wall,
[02:53.60]Ye think you've got a case, you've got sweet bugger all,
[02:57.34]And you're out of your tiny minds,
[03:01.21]And you're out of your tiny minds,
[03:04.99]And you're out of your tiny minds.
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