What the hell is wrong with me?
I'm not who I want to be
I tried spot cream and I tried it all
I'm crawling up the wall
[00:45.00
[00:48.60
I tried to join a ping-pong club
Sign on the door said all full up
I got nicked for fighting in the road
The judge didn't even know
Dad got pissed so I got clocked
Couldn't hear the Tannoy so he lost the lot
Offered me a bribe through the letter box
Drives you f**king mad
Now I'm round the back of your house at night
Peeping in the window, are you sleeping tight?
I laugh at your locks with my celloid strip
And you won't know who came