My Friend
Hey there lady better hit the road baby
Cuz you’ll never be my friend
You’re joking ‘bout the rest but at whose expense
You’ll never be my friend
She’ll never be my friend (She’ll never be my friend )
She’ll never be my friend (She’ll never be my friend )
She’ll never be the one that I call when it all goes wrong 
She’ll never be my friend
Hey sexy plexi
With your frat-boy anorexi girl
You’ll never be my friend
You walk too tall 
And you think too small
So you’ll never be my friend
He’ll never be my friend (he’ll never be my friend)
He’ll never be my friend (he’ll never be my friend)
He’s never gonna solve all my problems, be my Tony Robbins
Never be me friend
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey there lady better hit the road baby
Cuz you’ll never be my friend
You’ll never be my friend (you’ll never be my friend )
You’ll never be my friend (you’ll never be my friend )
You’ll never be my wise man guru not my Desmond Tutu
Never be my friend
He’ll never be my friend (He’ll never be my friend)
She’ll never be my friend (She’ll never be my friend )
You’ll never be the one that I call when it all goes wrong
You’ll never be my friend. End.