[00:00.00] 作词 : Jonathan Vandenbroeck
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Jonathan Vandenbroeck
[00:07.68]I wish you smelled a little funny
[00:11.43]Not just funny really bad
[00:14.97]We could roam the streets forever
[00:18.57]Just like cats but we’d never stray
[00:29.25]I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
[00:33.03]I could raise you in the tub at home
[00:36.48]We could take a swim together
[00:39.96]On weekly day trips to the bay
[00:45.42]Oh you and me
[00:47.58]It would be only you and me
[00:50.13]Oh you and me
[00:54.54]It would be only you and me
[01:05.10]I wish you were a little bigger
[01:08.73]Not just big but really fat
[01:11.73]Doors you would no longer fit through
[01:15.84]In my bed you would have to stay
[01:19.35]I often wish that you had feathers
[01:22.95]I’d keep you in a giant cage
[01:26.76]All day long I’d sit and watch you
[01:30.15]I’d sing for you and that would be okay
[01:56.73]People say there are plenty of fish
[01:59.25]In the sea, baby, all I do is wish
[02:11.40]I wish you were a little slower
[02:15.09]Not just slow but paralyzed
[02:18.48]Then I could plug you into a socket
[02:22.05]So you could never run away
[02:25.77]I really wish that you were smaller
[02:29.37]Not just small but really really short
[02:32.79]So I could put you in my pocket
[02:36.48]And carry you around all day