[00:06.310]玲玲出嚟又睇掌喇 農夫今年又攞獎喇
[00:12.060]睇掌睇掌睇相 急急如律令
[00:15.570]攞獎攞獎演唱 俾啲掌聲有請
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[00:18.260]一命二運三風水 人有三衰六旺 我仲要衰到幾歲
[00:23.990]究竟點解 佢出世嗰時含住條金鎖匙
[00:26.910]又點解 我成間屋仲細過佢個坐厠
[00:29.830]又點解 我次次買六合彩時中得一個字
[00:33.100]係咪我出事 出世喺亥時
[00:34.640]點解 佢係我波士揸波子
[00:37.330]我好多Coins佢好多女士
[00:39.180]同人唔同命同遮唔同柄
[00:40.670]十九八七六五四三二一
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[00:42.740]一命二運三風水 四捨五入犯太歲
[00:47.900]六六無窮都仲咁衰 七除八扣又九十歲
[00:50.720]十個光頭都唔同命水
[00:52.210]人出唱片我出唱片 出到喺頒獎典禮裡面
[00:55.700]鏡頭唔影呢面 觀眾睇我唔見
[00:58.530]我哋坐喺側田嘅側面側面側面側過側田
[01:02.890]點樣先做到歌星 急急如律令 俾啲掌聲有請
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[01:06.500]玲玲出嚟又睇掌喇 農夫今年又攞獎喇
[01:12.040]睇掌睇掌睇相 急急如律令
[01:15.010]攞獎攞獎演唱 俾啲掌聲有請
[01:18.000]一命二運\三風水 四積陰德五六歲
[01:23.870]七八年後我生個女 九十幾歲都仲未去
[01:26.640]個個都唔同命水
[01:27.800]人踢波時我又踢波
[01:29.580]但係點解人哋踢皇馬 我就踢南華
[01:32.770]球迷唔多想睇 我又唔多矜貴
[01:35.130]場場都以和為貴打和打和和過和仔
[01:38.740]點樣先做到球星 急急如律令
[01:40.550]俾啲掌聲有請
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[01:42.970]獨白(麥玲玲)
[01:43.180]我話屬豬嘅朋友 屬鼠嘅朋友
[01:45.200]屬牛嘅朋友 屬老虎嘅朋友
[01:47.960]屬蛇嘅朋友 屬馬嘅朋友
[01:50.940]夠唔夠十二生肖呀 (點呀 嘅朋友點呀) 嘅朋友
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[01:53.980]睇掌睇掌睇相 急急如律令
[01:57.040]攞獎攞獎演唱 我哋有請玲玲
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[01:59.680]Rap(麥玲玲)
[02:00.190]我一出世就識睇梅花易數
[02:02.900]用咗廿年羅庚東南西北梗係分到
[02:05.990]我掌又睇到 相又睇到
[02:08.660]要Rap都完全冇難度
[02:11.710]鼻頭好有肉 內心就冇毒
[02:14.670]眼睛水汪汪 桃花運\暢旺
[02:17.680]眉尾散 儲錢難
[02:20.730]上唇厚重情 下唇厚比較重性
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[02:23.700]玲玲玲玲 我有嘢問
[02:25.330]問吓我嘅桃花運\
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[02:26.940]Rap(麥玲玲):
[02:27.130]C君好男人 過幾年就結婚
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[02:29.670]呀玲玲玲玲  我有嘢問
[02:31.190]問吓我老婆係乜嘢人
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[02:32.510]Rap(麥玲玲):
[02:32.750]陸永大情人 個老婆好銷魂
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[02:35.660]呀師父答唔答得到
[02:37.120]我第時做乜嘢好
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[02:38.500]Rap(麥玲玲):
[02:38.710]C君文筆好 最啱做寫稿佬
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[02:41.540]呀師父賞個面
[02:43.090]答我做咩至有錢
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[02:44.370]Rap(麥玲玲):
[02:44.710]陸永要表演 最適合做幕前
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[02:47.710]玲玲玲玲咪走住
[02:49.180]農夫有咩要注意呀
[02:50.540]
[02:50.760]Rap(麥玲玲):
[02:51.090]C君多主意 陸永要做主持
[02:53.550]羅庚最緊要睇得啱
[02:56.650]人哋點樣講你都好閒
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[03:05.850]玲玲出嚟又睇掌喇
[03:08.650]農夫今年又攞獎喇
[03:11.620]睇掌睇掌睇相 急急如律令
[03:14.620]攞獎攞獎演唱 俾啲掌聲有請
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