[ar:Jason Segel]
[ti:Marshall vs. the Machine]
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[00:14.80]Gather round, ye children
[00:16.75]To hear the tale so sweet
[00:18.96]Of a man who dared to race machines
[00:21.30]With nothing but his feet
[00:23.5]
[00:24.75]With hair of auburn beauty
[00:26.72]A hero dressed in jeans
[00:28.80]He's fighting for America
[00:31.43]Marshall
[00:32.61]Versus the machines
[00:36.23]Hah
[00:38.40]Doom-ba-da-dee-dee-dee-dee-fleegeedoo-flim-flam-doo-da-deegedeedoo
[00:42.83]
[00:45.34]As Marshall ran with all his might
[00:47.68]And passed his friend, Christine
[00:48.82]
[00:49.53]Hey, Christine
[00:50.28]
[00:50.80]He thought of all the times that he had
[00:52.95]Beaten the machine
[00:55.24]
[00:55.68]He triumphed over Pitfall
[00:58.95]He vanquished the alarm
[01:02.24]He brought the jukebox back to life
[01:04.48]With his Fonzarelli arm
[01:06.67]
[01:08.20]Marshall
[01:10.28]Versus the machines
[01:12.73]Yah
[01:14.50]Move along
[01:16.92]Yah
[01:19.10]Move along
[01:21.68]Yah
[01:23.54]
[01:24.90]Our hero's strength was fading fast
[01:27.54]Just as the light turnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnned green
[01:38.76]He then thought back to all the times
[01:41.38]He'd lost to a machine
[01:43.52]
[01:46.68]The cable box's fearsome bite
[01:49.35]The stapler's mighty sting
[01:55.20]The cable box's bite again
[01:57.60]
[02:00.0]Getting too tired
[02:03.92]To sing
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