Marshall vs. the Machines

Song Marshall vs. the Machines
Artist Jason Segel
Album How I Met Your Music

Lyrics

[ar:Jason Segel]
[ti:Marshall vs. the Machine]
[00:00.0]
[00:14.80] Gather round, ye children
[00:16.75] To hear the tale so sweet
[00:18.96] Of a man who dared to race machines
[00:21.30] With nothing but his feet
[00:23.5]
[00:24.75] With hair of auburn beauty
[00:26.72] A hero dressed in jeans
[00:28.80] He's fighting for America
[00:31.43] Marshall
[00:32.61] Versus the machines
[00:36.23] Hah
[00:38.40] Doom-ba-da-dee-dee-dee-dee-fleegeedoo-flim-flam-doo-da-deegedeedoo
[00:42.83]
[00:45.34] As Marshall ran with all his might
[00:47.68] And passed his friend, Christine
[00:48.82]
[00:49.53] Hey, Christine
[00:50.28]
[00:50.80] He thought of all the times that he had
[00:52.95] Beaten the machine
[00:55.24]
[00:55.68] He triumphed over Pitfall
[00:58.95] He vanquished the alarm
[01:02.24] He brought the jukebox back to life
[01:04.48] With his Fonzarelli arm
[01:06.67]
[01:08.20] Marshall
[01:10.28] Versus the machines
[01:12.73] Yah
[01:14.50] Move along
[01:16.92] Yah
[01:19.10] Move along
[01:21.68] Yah
[01:23.54]
[01:24.90] Our hero's strength was fading fast
[01:27.54] Just as the light turnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnned green
[01:38.76] He then thought back to all the times
[01:41.38] He'd lost to a machine
[01:43.52]
[01:46.68] The cable box's fearsome bite
[01:49.35] The stapler's mighty sting
[01:55.20] The cable box's bite again
[01:57.60]
[02:00.0] Getting too tired
[02:03.92] To sing
[02:15.23]