Theme from "Rocky"
The theme from "Speed"
They all end with me wishing
that I was Keanu Reeves
Cause Keanu is sweet
Keanu is strong
He'll **** your **** up
If you try to tell him he was wrong
(************)
He acted in the Matrix trilogy
That's three more movies than you, and you, and me
Cause he's ******* Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
I grew to dislike Dennis Hopper after "Speed"
Because he tried to blow Keanu Reeves to Smithereens
Bark with me now
Don't try to typecast him as an action movie star
Because he also acted in "A Walk in the Clouds"
with girl Charlize
Charlize
Keanu is better than you
Goddamn Charlize
It's true
Keanu is better than you
Cause he's ******* Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Theme from "Rocky"
The theme from "Speed"
They all end with me wishing
that I was on my knees giving it to Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Cause he's ******* Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Ke~ kee~ kee~ a~ a~