[00:19.37]Theme from "Rocky"
[00:22.46]The theme from "Speed"
[00:25.55]They all end with me wishing
[00:27.98]that I was Keanu Reeves
[00:30.35]Cause Keanu is sweet
[00:32.33]Keanu is strong
[00:34.96]He'll **** your **** up
[00:36.42]If you try to tell him he was wrong
[00:42.30](************)
[00:45.38]He acted in the Matrix trilogy
[00:52.01]That's three more movies than you, and you, and me
[00:56.87]Cause he's ******* Keanu Reeves
[01:00.87]Keanu Reeves
[01:03.90]Keanu Reeves
[01:07.40]Keanu Reeves
[01:11.59]I grew to dislike Dennis Hopper after "Speed"
[01:18.07]Because he tried to blow Keanu Reeves to Smithereens
[01:23.12]Bark with me now
[01:24.59]Don't try to typecast him as an action movie star
[01:31.22]Because he also acted in "A Walk in the Clouds"
[01:36.23]with girl Charlize
[01:38.46]Charlize
[01:40.68]Keanu is better than you
[01:42.95]Goddamn Charlize
[01:45.17]It's true
[01:47.35]Keanu is better than you
[01:49.32]Cause he's ******* Keanu Reeves
[01:53.46]Keanu Reeves
[01:56.45]Keanu Reeves
[01:59.99]Keanu Reeves
[02:04.54]Theme from "Rocky"
[02:07.66]The theme from "Speed"
[02:10.95]They all end with me wishing
[02:13.33]that I was on my knees giving it to Keanu Reeves
[02:19.70]Keanu Reeves
[02:22.64]Keanu Reeves
[02:26.34]Keanu Reeves
[02:55.28]Cause he's ******* Keanu Reeves
[02:59.28]Keanu Reeves
[03:02.07]Keanu Reeves
[03:05.76]Keanu Reeves
[03:13.00]Ke~ kee~ kee~ a~ a~