If I didn't know better I'd hang my hat right there If I didn't know better I'd follow you up the stairs Stop saying those sweet things you know I'd like to hear The horns are blowing louder The bailiff's drawing near Why do I keep drinking Wasting my time on you If I didn't know better Well, dammit, I do There's a hole in what you're saying I can plainly see You have a lover that's waiting But, baby, You're right here with me Ooh, you might as well be the devil keeping me out past three Well, you're the one with that apple But, baby, you can't blame me Oh, why don't you keep drinking Give me one night with you If I didn't know better Well, dammit, I do Baby, I do Baby you're right here with me Sweet daddy, you know I do