[00:09.870]If you save yourself for marriage
[00:12.060]You're a bore
[00:14.560]If you don't save yourself for marriage
[00:16.860]You're a whore-able person
[00:19.860]If you won't have a drink
[00:21.600]Then you're a prude
[00:24.290]But they'll call you a drunk
[00:26.410]As soon as you down the first one
[00:29.710]If you can't lose the weight
[00:31.530]Then you're just fat
[00:34.710]But if you lose too much
[00:36.270]Then you're on crack
[00:39.330]You're damned if you do
[00:41.510]And you're damned if you don't
[00:44.010]So you might as well just do
[00:46.750]Whatever you want
[00:48.940]So
[00:49.500]Make lots of noise
[00:51.370]Kiss lots of boys
[00:53.860]Or kiss lots of girls
[00:56.300]If that's something you're into
[00:58.610]When the straight and narrow
[01:01.230]Gets a little too straight
[01:03.410]Roll up a joint, or don't
[01:06.030]Just follow your arrow
[01:08.780]Wherever it points, yeah
[01:11.710]Follow your arrow
[01:13.330]Wherever it points
[01:25.000]If you don't go to church
[01:26.690]You'll go to hell
[01:29.120]If you're the first one
[01:30.430]On the front row
[01:31.490]You're self-righteous
[01:31.990]Son of a-
[01:34.550]Can't win for losing
[01:36.800]You'll just disappoint 'em
[01:39.230]Just 'cause you can't beat 'em
[01:43.040]Don't mean you should join 'em
[01:44.350]So make lots of noise
[01:46.470]Kiss lots of boys
[01:48.840]Or kiss lots of girls
[01:51.270]If that's something you're into
[01:52.900]When the straight and narrow
[01:56.200]Gets a little too straight
[01:58.200]Roll up a joint, or don't
[02:01.010]Just follow your arrow
[02:03.820]Wherever it points, yeah
[02:06.500]Follow your arrow
[02:08.870]Wherever it points
[02:12.610]Say what you think
[02:14.490]Love who you love
[02:17.170]'Cause you just get
[02:19.170]So many trips 'round the sun
[02:21.980]Yeah, you only
[02:25.040]Only live once
[02:37.140]So make lots of noise
[02:39.760]Kiss lots of boys
[02:41.690]Or kiss lots of girls
[02:43.940]If that's what you're into
[02:46.250]When the straight and narrow
[02:48.750]Gets a little too straight
[02:50.930]Roll up a joint, I would
[02:52.930]And follow your arrow
[02:56.420]Wherever it points, yeah
[02:59.540]Follow your arrow
[03:01.350]Wherever it points