[Featuring: Megan Hilty With Henry Stram, Phillip Spaeth, Wesley Taylor]
Use the past 
Use your pain 
Never ever try to entertain 
Let Stanislavsky be your umbrella 
Mumble your words! 
Unless they're... 
Stella! 
Use justification, improvisation 
Plus some emotional masturbation 
Visitor from the Western coast! 
Can you dig it 
I dig it the most! 
In history there's this doctrine called Monroe 
which basically told the enemy where to go 
It was created to nurture and protect 
But now a new Monroe doctrine is in effect 
So go tell Mr. Zanuck to read it and weep 
'Cause I'm not just here to dig 
I'm here to dig deep 
From the 20th century Foxholes I'm released 
And just like the sun, I'm rising in the east 
I made a move from that permanent state of sadness 
To prove there's a method to my madness 
I'm waking up from that 20th century sleep 
I'm not just here to dig 
I'm here to dig deep 
Well there ain't no sin to remove your skin 
And to take a look under the hood 
Mm-hmm 
Well you must dispel the outer shell 
Though you have to admit my shell looks good 
You're tearing me apart! 
I'll finally get to use my mind's interior 
And not only just my bust and my posterior 
'Cause the true inner self you can't avoid 
And we're just nuts about Sigmund Freud 
So open up my id for a good clean sweep 
'Cause I'm not just here to dig 
No, I'm not just here to dig 
Oh, I'm not just here to dig 
I'm here to dig deep 
Motivation, concentration, exploration 
So Deep!