[00:16.82]Call the Justice of the Peace,
[00:20.38]But don't tell him our names,
[00:24.05]Don't put out a press release,
[00:27.57]Or mention baseball games.
[00:31.80]Book the nearest Bridal suite,
[00:35.00]One room will suit us fine,
[00:38.60]For the desk clerk that we meet,
[00:42.03]The only autograph we'll sign is,
[00:48.56][01:54.94]Mr and Mrs Smith,
[00:51.93]Simply the folks next door,
[00:55.87]People without a single clue what
[00:58.97]an Agent or Grip is for
[01:03.18][03:01.73]Yes,
[01:04.02][02:10.28]Nothing can beat the view,
[01:06.90]When as far as the eye can see, there's
[01:11.53][02:17.41][03:13.05]No one but Mrs,
[01:13.52][02:19.40][03:11.11]No one but Mr,
[01:16.37][02:22.56]Smith and Me.
[01:23.27]For a home the man provides,
[01:26.71]A cottage built for two,
[01:30.24]We'll check the small town classifieds,
[01:34.16]Variety won't do.
[01:37.47]Then we'll move to mainstream USA
[01:41.88]And sign the deed of trust,
[01:45.35]The mailbox at our hideaway,
[01:49.09]Will tell the whole wide world that we're just,
[01:58.21]Merely the folks next door,
[02:01.97]People who use their kitchen each night,
[02:05.18]And never been in Toots Shor,
[02:09.43]Yeah,
[02:13.01]For as far as the eye can see, there's
[02:29.55]No early calls,
[02:31.24]No big premieres,
[02:33.07]No less romantic theme,
[02:36.91]We'll spend the nights,
[02:38.96]Making our own,
[02:40.72]Little league baseball team,
[02:50.33]We're no one you've ever seen,
[02:53.74]Movie stars don't live anywhere here,
[02:57.63]Except on the local drive-in screen,
[03:02.57]I'd gladly disappear,
[03:05.88]If it might guarantee a of,view
[03:16.50]Smith and You.