Skinny was born in a bathtub
And grew so incredibly thin
That even the end of an eyedropper
Sucked him in
Skinny never knew any questions
And Skinny never looked at lights
But Skinny sold something
Every single night
Skinny sold a soldier to me
Skinny sold a wife
Skinny sold a suction cup
And a knife
Skinny found a 'Hello Dolly'
Record in the hall
He sold it to a truck driver
In the fall