| Song | I Farted on Santa's Lap (Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink for Me) |
| Artist | YoungStar |
| Album | Sleighed: The Other Side of Christmas |
| Mummy Beans for Dinner, | |
| know I ate them all | |
| said come get your coat on, | |
| we're going to the mall, | |
| gonna visit Santa, | |
| sit upon his knee, | |
| but all that I could think about | |
| was how not to cut the cheese, | |
| Waiting there for Santa, | |
| thought that I'd explode, | |
| gas bubble it blew bigger, | |
| with every \"Ho, Ho, Ho\ |