Hello Feel much better on hashish or ephedrine Feel much better when I'm smokin' a lot Feel much better on acid or mescaline Feel much better though somebody's not In their kitchens and ballrooms And boardrooms and chairs They'd have to pop up to the ceiling For someone to get high Everybody wants to know, everybody's singin' If you really need to know, everybody cry Everybody wants to know, everybody's singin', "Why?" Lord, try and suffer this whole time Feel much better on meths or on Windowlene Feel much better when I've had my line Feel much better on Amil or ketamine Feel much better though somebody's not When they're hepped up and paranoid With lithium lights They'll have to drop an Ebeneezer To get a first class flight, now Everybody wants to know, everybody's singin' If you really need to know, everybody cry Everybody wants to know everybody singin', "Why?" Lord, try and suffer this whole time Feel much better on Night Nurse, amphetamine Prozac is better, Viagra I got Feel much better, paracetamol, a codeine Feel much better, on heat, I get hot With wine gums and diesel Pot noodle or fries I'd rather die from emphysema Than learn to just get by and Everybody wants to know, everybody's singin' If you really need to know, everybody cry Everybody wants to know everybody singin', "Why" Lord, try and suffer in this, try