Christmas Time For My Penis

Song Christmas Time For My Penis
Artist The Vandals
Album Christmas with the Vandals: Oi To The World!

Lyrics

I see you've been feeling down
When I needed you, you've been around
So this year I've a Chris**as surprise
That will make your spirits rise...
I think back on the times, when you've always been there for me
And when things seemed unclear- you did the thinking for me.
I owe you so much that its hard,
To repay you for all the good times
And I won't forget you this year..
It's Chris**as time for my *****.
I know I have let you down when you just needed a hand
When I was uncertain, you showed me that I am a man
I owe you so much that its hard,
To repay you for all the good times
And I'm going to give you the joy
That you've earned this year pal...
It's Chris**as time for my *****.
I owe you so much that its hard,
To repay you for all the good times
It's Chris**as time for my *****.
I know you've been feeling down,
All bent up its so hard to breathe
Don't fret this Chris**as
You'll get the attention you need
I love you so much that it's hard,
to repay you for all the good times
We'll get whores and pornography
Your special holiday, pal...
It's Chris**as time for my *****.