| Song | The Famous Polka |
| Artist | They Might Be Giants |
| Album | Promowest Pavilion - Columbus, OH |
| The famous person wears the same size water skis as me | |
| She's got three cars, as many years I've lived in this city | |
| Her hair is blond and mine is brown, they both start with a B | |
| But when the phone inside her rib cage rings, it's not for me | |
| But when the phone inside her rib cage rings, it's not for me |