damsel in distress is quite submissive look how somber my vanity is a feminine human creature superficial, seducing detour i'm going to the mall for the cookie cutter the ugly duckling will always suffer contaminated standards, i try to fight it i better get back on my diet obsessed with the beauty contest beauty contest how'd my vanity get such a mess? i'm obsessed reduce myself, i got the strict restrictions not sexy enough without the regulations a melting point countdown the fading features born to blossom and bloom to perish oh, i've got to get out of this mess and i've fallen, i can't help myself i'm feeling envious of all the rest you're bringing out the lemming in me a victim of the cattle call disease not easy to be me i feel so lame i've got to get out of this mess caught up in the beauty contest and i feel so lame (child) my vanity's a mess