Leavin' Made Easy

	You oughta write a book called leavin’ made easy*
	Cause you do it so well
	Step by step instructions On how to turn Heaven into Hell
	And it would be a million seller And this critic would agree
	That if you really wanna break a heart just read leavin’ made easy
	You gave me all the standard reasons The required tears
	Grabbed your coat Picked up your suitcase And simply disappeared
	And just as easily as you made me fall
	You took this lovin’ heart and nailed it to the wall
	You oughta write a book called leavin’ made easy Cause you do it so well
	Step by step instructions On how to turn Heaven into Hell
	And it would be a million seller And this critic would agree
	That if you really wanna break a heart just read leavin’ made easy
	I still hear those tires squealin’ As you made your run
	You took the hardest part of leavin’ and made it look like fun
	And like a harlequin romance I thought Hey we’d love on and on
	But you just wrote me off I guess I read you wrong
	You oughta write a book called leavin’ made easy Cause you do it so well
	Step by step instructions On how to turn Heaven into Hell
	And it would be a million seller And this critic would agree
	That if you really wanna break a heart just read leavin’ made easy
	If you really wanna break a heart just read leavin’ made easy

	You oughta write a book called leavin' made easy
	Cause you do it so well
	Step by step instructions On how to turn Heaven into Hell
	And it would be a million seller And this critic would agree
	That if you really wanna break a heart just read leavin' made easy
	You gave me all the standard reasons The required tears
	Grabbed your coat Picked up your suitcase And simply disappeared
	And just as easily as you made me fall
	You took this lovin' heart and nailed it to the wall
	You oughta write a book called leavin' made easy Cause you do it so well
	Step by step instructions On how to turn Heaven into Hell
	And it would be a million seller And this critic would agree
	That if you really wanna break a heart just read leavin' made easy
	I still hear those tires squealin' As you made your run
	You took the hardest part of leavin' and made it look like fun
	And like a harlequin romance I thought Hey we' d love on and on
	But you just wrote me off I guess I read you wrong
	You oughta write a book called leavin' made easy Cause you do it so well
	Step by step instructions On how to turn Heaven into Hell
	And it would be a million seller And this critic would agree
	That if you really wanna break a heart just read leavin' made easy
	If you really wanna break a heart just read leavin' made easy