| Song | Seasoned Greetings |
| Artist | The Residents |
| Album | Louisiana's Lick |
| Merry Christmas, Mom | |
| Merry Christmas, Dad | |
| Merry Christmas, Sis | |
| I love you | |
| Uh, uh, it's Christmas | |
| But, but there ain't nobody | |
| Raisin' much of a fuss | |
| Christmas, Christmas, Christmas | |
| Ain't nobody raisin' no fuss | |
| Nobody but me |